Mischa Barton - The Bastardly Uglier Outfit Matchup

holy god. who the fuck dresses this chick?! Some crackwhore?

there is nothing wrong with either of those outfits that being rolled up into a ball and tossed at the foot of my bed wouldn't cure....

While we know Bog Papi would pee in her butt, would he pee on these clothes?

I officially no longer give a shit! I say let her and Paris keep eating their allotted 700 a day and fuck 'em! Just a shame, pretty girls too.

I swear, back in 1976, that dress on the left was my living room curtains. Mischa, bless your heart, you've lost your fucking mind.

First page second picture, that's British designer Matthew Williamson so maybe he dressed her in this crazy curtain concoction

Her clothes are nasty, yes, but I'd still do 'er.

i've got a feeling that mischa is about 12 years too old
and the wrong sex for that dude

John^ you're so right lol couldn't have said it better

Uglier Outfit is the black one.

The uglier is the one on the right (darker one).
I don't know what to think...is this chick anorexic or does she just wear clothes 5 sizes bigger than they should be? Plus, one of the dresses looks like a cheap carpet the other like cheap curtains. What is she gonna wear next? Her bed cover?

That's a fuckin' rag. Firstly it looks like what used to be called a housecoat - something that the slag you picked up the night before slides into in the morning after you've had a pre dawn shag. It has one message and it's for you - GET OUT OF HERE ASSHOLE - she is thinking -your breath stinks, your farts are gross and frankly my dear you are no longer the blond haired adonis I coupled with so enthusiastically several hours ago. Also, nice of you to eat my pussy about 30 minutes ago, but I'm going no where near that mouldy looking dick of yours. So get up and get out, don't pee on the floor, there's a Starbucks on the corner, so get your own fuckin' coffee and let me nurse my hangover alone, and in peace. An try not to steal anything on the way out or I'll try and stick a date rape on you, you fat smelly bastard.

I think being with Cisco is making her color and fashion blind.

Quickies

If Mischa Barton had an ugly twin [Bastardly]
Nick Lachey, you lucky son-of-a-bitch [popbytes]
That second picture is pure comedy [FadedYouth]
Is Jessica Simpson wearing a blanket or a sweater? [Bricks and Stones]
You just know Mel got shit-faced at t...

I have no idea why she thinks she is rocking the retro chic look. She not. If it's retro, it's ba-ad retro and it looks like ****.

I like any outfit which shows some skin. At least she shows off some leg (not enough though) in the darker outfit.

her eyes are too wide. like wayyy to wide.

ET

Meheheh, the guy in pic #2 MUST be a homo!

She seems to think she's hotter than she actually is which is annoying.

And I agree, snaggletooths. She is a pretty girl so it really is a shame what she's doing to herself.

Did somebody have a bad night?

i think of her as a really young old person :S