Prova Do Tubo: Another Example of Why Spanish TV is God's Gift to Man
Monday, September 18th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

To compliment the captions within this post, here's the clip of Ms. Rosiane Pinheiro in the tubo! It's 8 minutes long---yes it would be perfect to watch while you're downing your lunch. It's also 70megs in size, so make sure you start the download before you head to that meeting. Download Link.
If you liked that, here's another one starring Angela Bismarcchi. Who is she? We have no clue, but I'm willing to bet that she's pretty damn hot!

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Fuckin nasty spanish sluts. Degrading themselves like the usesd and abused slabs of meat they really are.
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Dumbass (wiseman) what you call degrading your mother calls saturday night out with the guys...can you say gangbang? Your mom can't either ...somthing about having too much in her orfice's to speak?
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This is actually Brazilian TV
My lord, this show is brilliant ! The water makes those little mini dresses they are wearing into a crazy upskirt fest. I particularly like the sadistic undertone of the game show. Translated - "Response or Water" "Who is going to drown first?" fucking crazy. Have a game like that in the US, with stupid strippers/Hooters chicks/ sorority girls/ random hot attention whores and it would be some truly outrageous shit.
Those Brazilians - damn - when it comes to T&A, they rule the roost.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN.
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this is the worst brazilian tv show ever
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Geez -- as much as I hate to admit it -- I agree with DOOM
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My apologies to the Brazilians!
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Wiseturd,
"son of a slut"? Yeah real creative, I can't blame you for being an imbecile, after all when mommy and daddy are really brother and sister, its hard not to be a bumbling tard. Go ejaculate to pictures of your sister or your homeless mother...
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I wanna c more game shows like this 2!! Looks like a great time!! Can you get free tickets 2 b a live studio guest!! Even if i have no idea what the F is going on, i'm sure i would have a good time!
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by the way... POPOZAO!!!
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American people think that everything is Spanish, It is a BRAZILIAN game show a bad one but is Brazilian.
And by the way Brazil IS NOT the capitol of Buenos Aires.
They should teach more Geography in the US.
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17, Why should they teach more geography? The US is currently the center of the universe and that is all that matters.
Yes, I'm ignorant. Blow me.
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damn you, gabi...
And damn all of you who will comment with: "THIS SHOW IS NOT SPANISH, IT'S BRAZILIAN!!!"
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Lot of Butt pics.......
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God...
How american citizens could be so dumb and asshole like Samsung?
Hope there are more Bin Ladens on the way so I could laugh out loud...
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Eh...at least if the chick was pretty. She looks kind of short and chubby. Thanks but no thanks.
And someobody said they're both sluts...the one on the left is a man, tough. I think.
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Wow Samsung you are one dumb shit.
I know americans who can't even locate the city they live in on a map. I travel a lot and in every single country I've been to, people label americans as stupid, ignorant and violent (that's another story) as soon as they hear where they come from. And you people wonder why it's like that.
Personally, I think americans are just lazy. The highest level of obesity is just another sign of that.
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It's Official, Wiseman is a fucking faggot
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Dear Bastardly people: learn a little bit before you put your foot on your mouth that is PORTUGUESE not spanish.
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The girls look and pretty and hot
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Portuguese, Spanish, who the fuck cares???
Let´s talk about the girls!
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I always find it funny how non-Americans label ALL Americans as "stupid" when we have/or possess:
a) the greatest universities on the planet
b) the center of culture - (sorry France)
c) pretty much the best of whatever the hell you can dream of - (except cars - the Germans run that shit)
d) industries that attract the best and brightest from all over the world.
I've traveled extensively through Europe and I've always gotten that condescending bullshit. Whatever, I figure it's just jealous Europeans. Anyway, just because stupid Americans exist, does not mean ALL Americans are stupid. I mean, it's not like Europe r Latin America don't have their fair share of morons. I mean, just go to a soccer match or down to your local pub if you need further proof. Stupidity is not an American conceit.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Sorry about:
a) Did you? I didn't think that just MIT or Harvard make a good number...
b) The center of junk culture, certainly...
c) Definitely agree with you. There is nothing like italian, german, french and british cars...
d) Money could buy a lot of things but not the most important, brain.
The whole world could have a lot of stupid people, but USA concentrate them all...
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"Why Spanish TV is God’s Gift to Man"?!?!??!
You're just figuring that out NOW?!?!??! Geez.... Moelicious, you need to get out more. American TV SUCKS compared to (almost) the rest of the world. I suggest you start with Mexico, proceed south to Argentina and then take a wack-ass turn to Italy. Shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt....
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Finally, a worthy successor to El Gran Juego de Oca.
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wow hot girls very hot ladies
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i want more pictures, the girls are sexy
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It's a Brazilian TV, and I'm not pride of it...
We have some good stuff, and this is not one of then
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yo hayduke...
Spanish language TV does suck. I mean that shit is beyond crap. The only reason people watch it is for the women. Might as well put it on mute.
It's obvious you don't speak Spanish, for you would know that Mexican TV is a cheap, really bad imitation of American TV. Those Mexican TV programmers do not have one original thought in their heads. Just look at the garbage on Univision. They look to what is popular in the US and then they'll crank out their own (lamer) version. About the only thing they do right is the "telenovelas" (soap operas) - at least they have the common sense to end that crap after 4-5 months and not have the same shit running for 20-30 years as in the US. I mean, they still try to sell us on some of these old hags (like Susan Lucci) as sex symbols? Seriously...
The rule of Spanish language TV is thus: make up for the lack of quality and talent (acting / writing/what have you) with overt displays of T & A. I mean, does anyone think Barbara Bermudo is an actual journalist? Jackie Guerrido an actual meteorologist? Please...
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Von Doom ass, you have no idea what you are talking about. Univision is a Spanish language TV station based in Miami, a Mexican company (Televisa) has a large stake in the company so most of their soap operas and a few other shows come from Mexico. However, a good part of the rest of the programming on Univision is produced in Miami by latin american born and american born producers. What do you know about Barbara Bermudo? She happens to be an incredibly smart woman and professional journalist. Before her current position on Primer Impacto, she was an investigative news reporter in Miami. You should know what you're talking about before you open up your ignorant mouth.
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bs filter -
please take my cock out of your mouth before you address me, moron.
I live in Miami - I know all that bullshit about Univision. If you actually bothered to read my post - you will note that my point was that Univision/Televisa programming (regardless of where it is produced) is pretty much centered on ripping off what you see on American television. Outside of telenovelas do you really want me to run down the list? How about "Primer Impacto" - a nice little ripoff of "Inside Edition" or " A Current Affair" with a little "Access Hollywood/Entertainment Tonight" thrown in for good measure - except with a lot more leg and cleavage.
What do I know about Barbara Bermudo? Her fiance is a Colombian journalist tool who looks like a fucking Muppet. That she is related to Maria Elvira Salazar, who is a real fucking journalist and got her her first gig on Univision. She was not an investigative reporter - she was your random roving reporter who did location shots when the old lady's cat got stuck in the tree. She did one report and a Univision higher up found her hot and put her on the T&A fest known as Primer Impacto. So tell me, just how do you know she's "incredibly intelligent" - do you know her personally? What is your basis for that assertion? Because she reads the slop they write for her well? Can you speak to her journalistic credentials? Because, it's certainly not by the content of Primer Impacto - geared for semi-literate Latino mental midgets and hornballs that watch that sensationalistic garbage - fodder culled from random un-news-worthy detritus that isn't interesting enough to make the real TV news.
Let me repeat: Barbara Bermudo is not a fucking journalist - just as Jackie Guerrido is not a meteorologist. They are glorified mannequins. Christiane Amanpour, Andrea Mitchell, Lesley Stahl, Diane Sawyer.. those are real journalists. If BB was such a balla reporter she wouldn't be doing that bullshit and she would be covering real news stories.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN. DOOM HAS SCHOOLED YOU.
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I don't think every american person is stupid but i knew some pretty ignorant american people and some comments here prove my point.
We have some great shows here in Brazil unfortunately this is NOT a good one.
And i agree with the comment that says america have a great educational system is a shame that most people don't care much for it.
I lost a lot of friends on 9/11 so i will never wish for a terrorist atack in anywere in world.
About blow whatsyourname thanks but i pass i don't like A holes like you so i guess you can blow yourself.
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Brazil is a COUNTRY and we DO NOT speak spanish at all. We don't even know much news about the rest of Latin America but we know that they are all diferent countries and we know that each one has a culture of its own and even being the biggest country of Latin America we can figure this out with our poor education sure we have stupid and ignorant people in here (i mean look at this show) but there is some culture too and some lucky people can afford some college education like me and my sisters.
What i want to say is that we shouldn't treat people in general basis i know i just made that mistake by calling all american people stupid and that isn't right and i'm sorry if i insult you guys.
And i'm sorry for the lecture when you guys are trying to watch some half naked girls that was kind off lame ; p
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Spanish, Brazilian, Guatemalan, who gives a shit!?! Just keep on postin' 'em!
Eu quero golpeá-la atrás!!
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slut Gabi shut up bicth
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too bad thats not "spanish" TV...its brazilian, not only that, spanish isnt a race
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i dont understans this at all.
the caption on the show says translated water or answer it.
who goes to drown first?
i guess you choose who to drown?
what happens after someone is chosen.
ok now im curious about this weird show.
someone from brazil tell me??
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Bleek, this show works like this:
1- The Fat dude ask a question for a girl
2- She has a little time to answer that
3 - If wrong she get's drowned
So they allways put in the tubs beautifull stupid ladies to get drowned and show their panties.
One question from the show:
Fatman - Tell me an organ that is in a cavity called orbits?
She - ....... Astronaut!?
Fatman - wtf!? WAAAAAAAAAATTTEERRR on Carol!!
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this is a brazilian tv show that opens daily.
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It is not Spanish TV nor they're talking Spanish. It's Brazilian, so it is not even the same fucking continent.
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page 6, pic 4, i think i see a pearl in there somewhere!! ;p
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MAGNUM..............Keep your sick fantasies to yourself you dumbshit son of a slut. Yes its true your mother is a nasty cheap slut who guzzles a ton of jizz daily. You are a pathetic waste of space.
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What, no ta-ta's?
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like u all said,this is a brazilian show!!
anyway,angela bismarck is a woman who was married to a really famous and rich plastic surgeon(who improved her....A LOT!)
but he died,i dont remember how...
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when people say spanish tv it doesn't necessarily mean spaniard tv. Brazil has like 10 spanish speaking countris in its continent. I call telemundo and univision spanish channels and those are mexican.
but on another note, I love foreign gameshows. They are either full of hot girls doing sexy stuff or they are hilarious even if you don't speak the language.
example:
http://glumbert.com/media/tonguetwister
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DOOM IS SAD LONELY FAGGOT WHO WANTS TO E HEARD AND NOT SEEN BECAUSE HE IS FAT AND GRUESOME.
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)))))))))))))MAMACITAS ((((((((((((((((
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ps: this is a brazilian show, not spanishyour dumbs...BTW, it's a awful TV show!
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Well I'm Mexican and I can tell you that's not spanish, not even close...but I bet those asses got all wrinkled after all that water...lol
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God, so many people hate American. . . . yet, we can't seem to stop all the jackasses from running over here and they can't seem to stop begging for our money and culture.
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1-) the show is BRAZILIAN, and they speak PORTUGUESE (just ckeck the damn titles in the pictures)
2-) whoever says the show sucks, is either a faggot, a jealous bitch, or somebody who hasn't seen it @ all
3-)The quality of the bitches shown on that show is out of this world-- And yes-USA would die to have something even near to it on TV
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