Keeley Hazell is obviously the hot one in the group.
Tuesday, September 19th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
These girls must be damn appreciative that they are friends with Keeley Hazell. What is it... that in every whack pack of girls is one hot one... or in every hot girls group there's always the one fat one?
Here's the scoop: You need one really hot girl to bring the guys in and one really fat girl to make the others look good in comparison.
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HERE IS THE TRUTH..................
They are all a bunch of nasty cheap sluts who probably carry as much aids as stinkin Africa.
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is it too early for you to get drunk jackson ????
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glimmer..... it's 5 o'clock somewhere........ I hate that song but the phrase fits.....
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Randi,
You are totally correct. Thats why the pretty chick surrounds herself with Rihnos, to make herself more attractive to other guys. I mean thats why I surround myself with beautiful men, to make myself attracted to them...no wait, thats not what I meant...damn you.
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lol @ magnum! you caught yourself in the sarcastic confusion confession snare.
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what we used to do in the marine corps is when we go out, we always have some guy that will "jump on the grenade" for the rest of us. woo the fat one away, so she doesnt cock block the rest of us trying to get with her hot friends. you know you have a tru friend if he'll jump on 300 pound hefer, just so you can get your ass for the night.
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yup, keeley is definitely the hot one. man, what happened to the brunette in the 2nd pic tho!! maybe she just got lucky in the first one
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*thanks* lilyspryte... :)
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"You know you have a tru friend if he’ll jump on 300 pound hefer, just so you can get your ass for the night."
LOL! Genius!
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Notice the one titled "man" trying to cop a feel in the first pic. That is fabulous.
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truth: keeley hazel is complete trash and just looking at her could infest u will HIV, so dont.
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I'd do Keeley and the drunk hot and drunk cute chicks. The fat one can go get some food cooking in the kitchen.
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Jackson! How did the B.P.C (Bastardly Pantie Cam) miss the up-skirt shot in pic three?
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That is so true, most of the time pretty girls do surround themselves with fat girl friends. It's called a D.U.F.F. Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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