Christina Ricci & Reese Witherspoon Partake in Bastardly Lesbian Sex
Wednesday, September 20th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe

For the same reasons we mentioned in the post in which we claimed (through our Bastardly Sources present @ the party, of course) that Ludacris hooked up w/ Reese Witherspoon, we feel she's also open to a sweaty session of Bastardly Lesbian Sex w/ Christina Ricci. Man, it must be awesome having such an open marriage.
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Reese and Christina would be midget lesbian sex.
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They just need Riannah so they could have a giant fivehead lesbo threesome.
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you guys should combine the upper and lower parts of their faces, to make a massive headed superhero. it will sort of be like eric stolz in "mask".
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Wow. Christina Ricci looks FANTASTIC. Reese is also so lovely, but has never been sexy to me. She might surprise me in the bedroom though.
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and who doesn't love surprises ??? :)
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Christina Ricci looked mutch better when younger now she is a skinny bich with saggy boobs. And 4 all of u who dont no thats a turn of
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I've never seen Reese look this good! she has some color
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Steph,you nailed it right on the HEAD.Those chins,they look like a couple shovels. That being said, I would still love to see them in a munchatation situation. And Dude, lay off the pipe man you are typing so fast you're missing half the letters.
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chrisitna ricci is fuckin ugly, can her head be any rounder and her forehead any bigger?
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Reese is sooooo f-ing hot! I would lick her from head to toe. I'd toss her salad, whatever she wanted.....I'd make sweet love to her for hours on end.
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Reese looks like a bitchy teen. Hate her chin. And her head looks too big for her short body. And she's got a whiny voice and attitude. And I'll stop here before it gets out of control.
Chrisitna looks worse than usual, awful hairstyle and...weird...but I can't say she's ugly. Her boobs are not saggy, man. Squint a little in some pics. ;) they're pretty darn round.
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reese always looks gorgeous...i love her..christina however....omg..something about her scares me!
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Reese is very cute, but that's about it.
Christina is REALLY sexy on tv..
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Reese's gigantic forehead and protruding chin makes her look like the love child of Emmitt Smith and Jay Leno. But she is hot in that scene in Cruel Inentions where she is going to meet the guy she eventually married in real life (forgot his name) at the pool, and she's wearing a sexy 1 piece bathing suit.
Ricci used to be sexy, but then she went to the Olsen Twins-Nicole Richie diet center and ruined herself.
Would love to watch them do some lesbian antics though...
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Well, Christina Ricci really looks great when she's got some more weight on ther bones.
Like in 2002.
C'mon Christina, you look so tired now. Don't turn into a Twiggy (because this sucks)...
Patrick
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reese has always been a hottie....christina on the other hand,not so much.
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christina ricci's eyes are gorgeous, and reese witherspoon looks pretty but also looks like she has an attitude problem... she's probably jus stressed out 'cus of her divorce... i feel bad for her :'(
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Lesbian sex-NO THANKS!. It's not natural, is both morally and Spiritually WRONG!. A exclusive lesbian society would naturally die out. Lesbian farts are awful stinkers!.
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It's true Christina Ricci was much sexier when she was jailbait. Now she looks stressed out and twiglike. It's a trap for her tho -- if she wasn't thin she couldn't pull off that Black Snake movie cuz her belly would look flabby etc. Hollywood is a hellhole. No soul escapes.
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Ricci is such an ugly cunt...I don't see her appeal
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..and the onslaught continues...
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