The Bastardly Minute With...Abi Titmuss
Thursday, September 21st, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
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This is by far one of the best photoshoots I've seen in a while & trust me on that b/c I see plenty of lame ass photoshoots! Make sure you check out all the snaps as she poses w/ plenty of stars (Michael Jackson & Elvis, included).
- Fergie's Bra Ruins A Good Post [HollywoodTuna]
- Fergie and Dita, Sitting in a Tree [Yeeeah!]
- I am - Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less [Drunken Stepfather]
- Clay Aiken's new 'Different Ways' album [Tubewad]
- Katie Holmes to Play Posh Spice? [Dlisted]
- Meet the Freaks on Comedy Central's New FreakShow [Comedy Central]
- Knight Rider bloopers - F#&K YOU K.I.T.T!! [Horny Oyster]
- Angelina Jolie's art purchases [CityRag]
- Lena Gasol / SIE7E Magazine [GorillaMask]
- Howard Planning Tricky Dick Pic [Filmwad]
- Pick your favorite America's Next Top Model [UseMyComputer]
- Cracked Magazine #1 on newsstands now! [CRACKED]
- Michael Jackson Likes Leprechauns [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- Dane Cook Admits No Truth To Simpson Romance And Jessica Lands A New Movie Role [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Rachel Bilson's cuteness finds its bounds [MollyGood]
- Paris Hilton Helps the Homeless [Egotastic]
- David Beckham makes sure Victoria eats, asked her to change her hair [Cele|bitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan, The Blond Version [Popoholic]
- Brad and Angelina Are Still Saving The World [A Socialite's Life]
- Oy vey! Mel Gibson's daughter married [Celebslam]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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in pic 11 she's got skeet on her back and in pic 6 we see a nice nip slip....Only pic missing from this set is her on Santa's lap with a lamp up her ass...
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i'd totally have crazy lesbo sex w her fuck lookn at the tits js get me sooo wet...infact i hnk imgnna go 'service' my self thinkn of abi and moe and jackson.....LOL can u tell i'm a fan??...scratch that ..GROUPIE
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Another typical English slut. She's probably smoked on more salami than the ugly old fat queen of England.
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I'd pee in her butt, she goes both ways too...BONUS.
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By god, she does have skeet on her back! Was this pic taken right after she filmed her sex movie? *crosses fingers and hopes*
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The things i wanna do to that body!!!!!
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Titmuss? what a name...
Who is she and why is she not gyrating atop my throbbing member?
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SHIT !
stop showing unknown girls, more international ones, I don't know half of those whores who look alike for most of them.
we've all seen porno mags. (shittteu)
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She IS fantastically slutty, and what a name. hahahahahaha
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500wpd...search... awhile ago a sex tape 'leaked'.so if you want to see abi with a female. that's was in it.want to see her with a guy/that was caught on tape too...
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Yo Wiseman, seriously, are you a fucking faggot dude? everytime he comments on a bitch, he has to find something negative to say, if he can't say they're ugly, then they're sluts. Who fucking cares if they're sluts, the fact of the matter is that any none faggot guy, unlike you, would still bone her.
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Yay for paisties!
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She is purdy
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She appears to give a half ass knobber in her sex video, but she let a colored broad eat out her snatch.....NOICE!
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WTF?
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what? she ain't bad.
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ok, I am ready for the attack..... but..... I am NOT impressed by this one at all......... I am already picky to begin with, and being pregnant makes me appreciate truly curvy women even more....... so the fact that she has NO HIPS, a small ass, and large breasts automatically gives her a big -10 in my book.......... her hair is generic and her face is not very feminine........ so all you guys who are spouting praise just like the breasts........ and big breasted, no hipped women are a dime a dozen thanks to discount breast implants....... lol
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Lily it's not just the bressesses, she's a porn star , so most of these gentlemen have seen her videos & her (talents) on film, best guess is if you showed 1/2 of them a picture of her face ,not one could id her.
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lol! Buck, I already could have guessed that......... but why would a guy be turned on by a no-assed, big breasted woman...... it's like getting all hot for a centaur, or a baphomet, or a faun........... or some other half human/half beast combo..... in this case not necessarily beast, but half woman/half pre-pubescent girl......... just mho.......
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Maybe that's because some men like half woman half pre pubscent women/men.
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Oh Wiseman, we so agree.
Skank's got the morals of a jungle ape. Honestly, the monkeys here don't care what they stink their little dicks into.
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* stick
Must've been thinking about her stinky pussy - Freudian slip!
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Buraken, I am a woman. And I am not homosexual as far as I know. Neither am I jealous, because if I wanted to be jealous I'd choose someone who's actually gorgeous and worth being jealous over, not someone who has a man face.
I mean yeah this girl's body is AMAZING, but she's a definite brown-bagger. Her face looks drag queen like. If I saw her on the street I'd definitely think she's a transsexual with a good surgeon.
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Her body looks hot in these photos because (1) they've been airbrushed and (2) fake tits. Dime a dozen.
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Thanks for the publicity guys! I've got my own blog now if you want to take a look - http://www.totallytitmuss.com - plenty of photos and videos to keep you busy as well if you fancy it!
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She has the "monaco cassino" kind of bitchy style, but, she's cute
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"hermanita" - you are homosexual, just so you know.
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She is so sexy..I would have some hot lesbo sex with her and i'm not even lesbian but i bet she could convert me!!!!!YUMMY
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"she is cute" ?
com'on
find a more appropriate word if you can.
english is far from being my first language I make more efforts.
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She gives a half ass knobber in her sex tape, but she did let some colored broad eat out her snatch.
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She's a man. Most pics don't look great. But hot body.
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i love how fantastically slutty she is.
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HAHH..mj IS WHAT?? READING a book on abi..i bet he has some child(boy) porn mag cleverly covered by the book...hey btw abi's lost weight so i guess??!! she looks better or maybe its photosgop..u never know these days u know...wats up with the open mouth look in the pcs its like a pre cummin pose or smethn
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