Dita Von Teese kicks it with Dennis Rodman
Thursday, September 21st, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Dita... as quoted from Bring It On (yes, sad that I'm quoting that movie), "Two words. Sun Light." Sure maybe this is her gimmick that she's the "really white" model but c'mon now. As for Dennis Rodman...err... I mean, Eve. Maybe calling her Serena Williams would've been less of a stretch?
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The dennis Rodman comment...TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR!
not cool.
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I agree with Moelicious. Eve is sexy, but Dita... holy crap. I've got blank sheets of paper darker than her. She must be like Lohan... sunproof. Now if you will excuse me I have to go throw sand in my eyes to stop the burning. Yipes!!!
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wow......... Eve........ actually kinda looks like a female version of D. Rodman........ not cool for her.
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They are both brutally nasty,Whitey Von Tesse need some serious UV rays & Eve O my god, she looks so much like a post op tranny it's scary. Those lips should read inflate to 50 lbs. They look like a couple of wax museum figures or a couple of plastic fuck dolls.Not that I would know what they look like mind you.
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Bitch looks like a man, that simple, I wonder how much she/he charges for a good cleavland steamer?
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Whatever its all the same to me
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Dita is overrated.
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Dita = goddess (L)
she's so beautiful, better then all those carrot looking orange girls
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she does look like him a little but ide hit me both.
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edit
**hit em both**
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uh-oh!
Dita missed a spot along her hair-line! Just look at the contrast between her face and the part in her hair, how silly! I like her 1990s goth burlesque thing, though. But it'd be hotter without the mime paint.
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ugly bitches...I can't stand to look at either of them....Eve is probably second guessing that wonderful tatoo on her arm
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neither
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Eve look good, but I think its the hair and the eye-liner that makes her look manish! And man, did what did she put on her face? is it just straight vasceline? Yes Dita is pale, but fine indeed!
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Rodman! LOL!
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Fugging repulsive, the both of them. And as for any particular remark being deemed "TOTALLY UNCALLED FOR" the site, is, after all, called THA FREAKIN BASTARDLY!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, HUGS AND KITTENS?
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Wow. LMAO. I can't believe you idiots have Dita listed under "bastardly ladies" compared to some of the skanks posted as "hot".
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Monkey and the honkie, honky...:)
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Dita's been shooting up... her right arm looks dead in #3.
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that dita shooting up thing was funny! i just think its sad cause she had no cameras following her around until manson came along and now.....i dont really this womens beauty that everyone so "destinctivly" sees, true i think pale is beautiful, but not on that thing! ......by the way i heard dita was pregnant!!
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Eve is ugly..she does look like a man.
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I think Dita is really beautiful. The only thing is, near the parting in her hair, you can see where she missed a spot and *GASP* her real skin tone is much darker than that.
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Dita is unremarkable.
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perfect!
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Yes...but i am sure we all enjoyed Eve flat on her back receiving rubber between her legs...but that's just me thinking out loud! ENOUGH!!!
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dita madame!
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