The Bastardly Victoria's Secret Lesbian Sex Fantasy
Thursday, September 21st, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

I'll take an Alessandra for my entree with a side of Izabel and some chocolate smooth Selita for dessert.
Who the hell ain't gonna go buy some Very Sexy make-up after this marketing ploy? We're giving Victoria's Secret some free Bastardly advertising right here!!! If I was being spoiled I'd like to add a touch of Petra to the mix.
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All overrated has beens except for Selita...Gisele is about to reitre thank god. I like the high fashion models like Emina, Vlada,Valentina, better.
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Gisele and Alessandra are perfection, Selita is way hotter than Tyra, nice replacement.
If killer means Valentina Zeliaeva, damn fine choice.
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wonder where adriana is? Selita is hot, better then any of them, including adriana
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the hottest, followed close buy Izabel and Gisele
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Alessandra..
I can honestly say I'm in love with this girl..
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How the fuck do you people know all their names?
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I'd get a circle jerk going with 'em.
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.... oh look!
knee cartlidge!
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i just got an erection so quickly that it knocked my computer off my lap.
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They're so pretty I'm so jealous
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If they ever made a Lesbian Sex DVD, I would become a distributor
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ieuw, Selita looks like a fucking Bug her eyes are to far from eachother
ugly witch ...the rest is beautiful, as always
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I love Alessandra's hair..it's pretty much THE color right now. just a smidge too much blonde, but almost perfect
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i think there all perfect :)
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im with big papi! hotness
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the black chick does it for me...she must have areolas the size of pancakes....
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I'll take Alessandra, Selita, and Izabel
BIG PAPI..I just finished
YANKEES SUCK
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Yea anon how did you know! Valentina Z is fucking hot.
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I didn't, but that's the Valentina I like. Check out Anja Rubik, Annika Dop, Adi Szostekova, and the Sasha's Volkova and Gnotova.
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My God, killer calm down. You're calling all the girls the opposite of what they really are..erh. Probably a woman.
Anyways, Selita looks plain standing next to them. Cute girl, but for Victoria's Secret?? I mean I've seen millioooons of women who look very similer to her. Not really an eye-catcher. And I agree that something about her smile is witchy. The others are GORGEOUS!!! I mean...I don't know who's the prettiest. (Probably Alessandra...she has the greatest body ever and eyes...and everything)They're some beautiful women!!
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Ok after seeing pic 5, I take back my words. Selita is not cute. And (something worth repeating) Alessandra, Izabel and Kourkova are hottttt!
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Um you can shut up hermanita i'm a guy. my myspace.com/conceited. So think before making ASSumptions. Yes all are fugly.
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are you serious hermanita?selita is gorgeous...and i think i'm the only one who things ambrosio is overrated.i remember when i use to get vs catalogues and i didn't know who she was,her face would annoy the shit out of me,but now she's grown on me.
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Adriana isn't there b/c she has a contract with Maybelline, bobo.
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oh my god man orgasm man orgasm man orgasm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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selita is OK, izabel is OK,, alessandra looks nothing like a pig nor adriana a devil killer are you a faggot?
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adriana lima wasnt there because shes too fucking hot for victoria secrets, obviously.
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The only one gorgeous there is Selita. The rest are so manly..long noses some crossed eye...ugly man.
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It's always hilarious to see how many nerds, trash good looking women that are so out of their reach.
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Fuck with me angels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wanna fuck with yall 2!!!!!!!!Adriana & Alessandra r da fucking HOTTEST!!!!!!!!!Can u guys believe that they r actually the hottest women on the planet?!!!!HOTNESS OVERLOADING!!!!I WANNA FUCK WITH U ALL ANGELS!!!
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fuck you killer and all of yall!!!!!!!!damn son of a bitches!!
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i u think ther not hot sometin wrong wid u or just jeolus loser of the year bahaha
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Gisele looks like a man, Adriana a devil, Karoline a horse, Alessandra a pig, and Izabel a witch..
Now that Emina chick is hot and classy. Followed by Zuzana Masickova
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i dont know, i think they all look really good!!! im so jealous of their legs!!!! eh, im only 5 feet tall, so hell yes i would like some llloonnnggg legs for a day or too......but i like being little :)
but yeah, the girls are goregeous
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anybody thinks Kurkova is such a buttaface??
BTW Alessandra is gorgeous
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izabel is also fugly what do you all see in that monster?
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bunch of show off hotties still not fnished with their make up...... havin group......(you know wat?)
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