The Bastardly Victoria's Secret Lesbian Sex Fantasy



I'll take an Alessandra for my entree with a side of Izabel and some chocolate smooth Selita for dessert.

Who the hell ain't gonna go buy some Very Sexy make-up after this marketing ploy? We're giving Victoria's Secret some free Bastardly advertising right here!!! If I was being spoiled I'd like to add a touch of Petra to the mix.

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*Yawn*

All overrated has beens except for Selita...Gisele is about to reitre thank god. I like the high fashion models like Emina, Vlada,Valentina, better.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:22am
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Gisele and Alessandra are perfection, Selita is way hotter than Tyra, nice replacement.
If killer means Valentina Zeliaeva, damn fine choice.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 4:35am
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wonder where adriana is? Selita is hot, better then any of them, including adriana

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 5:28am
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Alessandra Ambrosio is the hottest, followed close buy Izabel and Gisele

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 8:01am
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Alessandra..
I can honestly say I'm in love with this girl..

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 8:51am
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How the fuck do you people know all their names?

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:13am
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I'd get a circle jerk going with 'em.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:20am
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.... oh look!

knee cartlidge!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:26am
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i just got an erection so quickly that it knocked my computer off my lap.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 11:19am
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They're so pretty I'm so jealous

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:33pm
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If they ever made a Lesbian Sex DVD, I would become a distributor

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 12:52pm
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ieuw, Selita looks like a fucking Bug her eyes are to far from eachother
ugly witch ...the rest is beautiful, as always

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:18pm
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I love Alessandra's hair..it's pretty much THE color right now. just a smidge too much blonde, but almost perfect

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:39pm
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i think there all perfect :)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 1:52pm
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im with big papi! hotness

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:10pm
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the black chick does it for me...she must have areolas the size of pancakes....

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:27pm
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I'll take Alessandra, Selita, and Izabel

BIG PAPI..I just finished

YANKEES SUCK

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 3:57pm
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Yea anon how did you know! Valentina Z is fucking hot.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 4:50pm
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I didn't, but that's the Valentina I like. Check out Anja Rubik, Annika Dop, Adi Szostekova, and the Sasha's Volkova and Gnotova.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 6:22pm
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My God, killer calm down. You're calling all the girls the opposite of what they really are..erh. Probably a woman.
Anyways, Selita looks plain standing next to them. Cute girl, but for Victoria's Secret?? I mean I've seen millioooons of women who look very similer to her. Not really an eye-catcher. And I agree that something about her smile is witchy. The others are GORGEOUS!!! I mean...I don't know who's the prettiest. (Probably Alessandra...she has the greatest body ever and eyes...and everything)They're some beautiful women!!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 6:49pm
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Ok after seeing pic 5, I take back my words. Selita is not cute. And (something worth repeating) Alessandra, Izabel and Kourkova are hottttt!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 6:54pm
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Um you can shut up hermanita i'm a guy. my myspace.com/conceited. So think before making ASSumptions. Yes all are fugly.

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:40pm
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are you serious hermanita?selita is gorgeous...and i think i'm the only one who things ambrosio is overrated.i remember when i use to get vs catalogues and i didn't know who she was,her face would annoy the shit out of me,but now she's grown on me.

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 3:54am
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Adriana isn't there b/c she has a contract with Maybelline, bobo.

Thursday, February 8th, 2007 @ 12:33am
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oh my god man orgasm man orgasm man orgasm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007 @ 9:20pm
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selita is OK, izabel is OK,, alessandra looks nothing like a pig nor adriana a devil killer are you a faggot?

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 @ 3:33pm
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adriana lima wasnt there because shes too fucking hot for victoria secrets, obviously.

Friday, June 15th, 2007 @ 5:25pm
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The only one gorgeous there is Selita. The rest are so manly..long noses some crossed eye...ugly man.

Saturday, December 8th, 2007 @ 4:15pm
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It's always hilarious to see how many nerds, trash good looking women that are so out of their reach.

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 @ 1:08am
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Fuck with me angels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I wanna fuck with yall 2!!!!!!!!Adriana & Alessandra r da fucking HOTTEST!!!!!!!!!Can u guys believe that they r actually the hottest women on the planet?!!!!HOTNESS OVERLOADING!!!!I WANNA FUCK WITH U ALL ANGELS!!!

Friday, January 25th, 2008 @ 11:28am
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fuck you killer and all of yall!!!!!!!!damn son of a bitches!!

Saturday, January 26th, 2008 @ 5:01pm
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i u think ther not hot sometin wrong wid u or just jeolus loser of the year bahaha

Saturday, February 9th, 2008 @ 2:25am
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Gisele looks like a man, Adriana a devil, Karoline a horse, Alessandra a pig, and Izabel a witch..

Now that Emina chick is hot and classy. Followed by Zuzana Masickova

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:24am
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i dont know, i think they all look really good!!! im so jealous of their legs!!!! eh, im only 5 feet tall, so hell yes i would like some llloonnnggg legs for a day or too......but i like being little :)
but yeah, the girls are goregeous

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 8:03am
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anybody thinks Kurkova is such a buttaface??
BTW Alessandra is gorgeous

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 9:07am
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Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 10:29am
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izabel is also fugly what do you all see in that monster?

Friday, September 22nd, 2006 @ 3:55am
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bunch of show off hotties still not fnished with their make up...... havin group......(you know wat?)

Thursday, September 21st, 2006 @ 2:25am
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