Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Mendes @ The Dazed & Confused Afterparty
Friday, September 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
This must her "cup my little boobies" dress.
...BUT BLACK TIGHTS?! Is she ready to get knocked up & retire from serving the Horndogg Community?!
eh - who cares. If I was drunk and she was willing--- but not if I had to buy her a drink....
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She's hot, even tough she's dressed bad. And that is one awful bra! Still she's about a million times better than Reese Whiterspoon, so if you're thinking of throwing her out of Bastardly and putting Miss Whiney on her place, I think that would be a huge mistake. Either put both or only Eva.
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I agree, Horrible dress but still very easy on the eyes. Still the subject of my various lustful and deviant late-night fantasies!
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Rated F for Fugly Dress.....this chick has a nasty outfit on....I bet she put it on as a favor to her boyfriend...must have had a game on the tele or something and didn't want her coming home distracting him with sexiness....
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Ugh. She looks like she wants to be eight again
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4. lol..Yeah...or maybe her boyfriend is a jealous man and she has to dress like that so he would feel better about men looking at her. Darn him!
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she is an actress so man look at her, too bad she has a hot body
thats the only reason guys would look at her, her face is just ok
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