Bastardly Hot or Not: Reese Witherspoon @ Penelope Premiere, Toronto
Friday, September 22nd, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
We don't pay much attention to Reese Witherspoon here at The Bastardly but the fact that she's a MILF makes her hotter to me.Read more in Babes, Bastardly Hot or Not, M.I.L.Filicious, Reese Witherspoon
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The outfit, the shoes, the hair, gosh she is def a hottie. Does not look her age at all.
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She is so cute it makes my head hurt. And that accent. OMG. She looks mighty MILF-ilicious to have had 2 kids.
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I'd leave my wife for her!
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She this generation's Meg Ryan.
Not smokin hot but truly adorable
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Definitely not! I mean she's cute in the roles that she plays but she has a chin like a volkswagon.
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She needs to do some darker roles, then maybe I'd respect her.
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she's got great legs
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Not at all. And she'll never be hot, either. She is a cutie. That's all. She's got the 12 year old cheer-leader thing going on. She's not feminine or sexy, just a cute chick I personally wouldn't even notice.
What really bugs me about her is her HUUUGE chin and her ugly teeth, whiney voice and no talent.
What I like is her dress and hair, like most people said.
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Caitie harmful,
You obviously have never seen freeway then? She was spectacular in that movie!
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The ass-chin is less prominent now than it used to be. I'm not a fan, but I'd fill her mouth with joy.
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her second toe on both feet are longer than her big toe...that's a sign of Mental Retardation...I wouldn't be surprised if one of her kids are Dee dee dee
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She is not smoking hot, but cute and adorable
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Her head and chin are scaaaary..!!!!! nice boobs tho,
who saw cruel intentions?
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Nice fat gut. A perfect surface for ... the spooge.
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SHE IS CUTE! but DEF not HOT!
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She has a forehead you could watch a movie on!
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yup not hot..but cute n gorgeous...haha.. i LOVE reese!
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She has a 'fat girl' just waiting to break out. Linda Ronstadt style. She's still cute, though, you can't deny she's supposed to be a fat girl.
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She has got great hair and legs. Most importantly, she has the feel-good factor about her! I just love how her eyes sparkle and how her skin glows=). She is cute and pretty, cant' believe that she has two kids!! but..she is not beautiful..she got a somewhat weird mouth and her chin/forehead are too prominent. She ain't sexy too, seems wrong to associate anything beyond chaste kisses with her!
Overall: erm...i would still go with hot.
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ugh someone actually compared her to meg ryan??! she is not meg ryan at all.
i dont think most people have seen her earlier movies, before she got famous. people, go out and rent 'Fear'. its an awesome (yet hilariously corny/cliche at times) movie and reese looks smoking hot in it, as does alyssa milano. k thanks.
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shez sexi
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I may have been wrong yesterday - It might be Reese and not Danica who is the hottest woman on the planet. I wouldn't LET Big Papi pee in her butt. She is too sweet for that
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she has a deformed face with an alien forehead and she did not deserve her oscar at all. But i do like her hair and her dress though.
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Any guy who would not have sex with her is def gay. Reese is smokin
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