Give a Butta Welcome to Manface Katarina Witt
Friday, September 22nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
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And The ButtaWiki says...Katarina Witt is a German Olympic figure skater who looks like a man. She has a great rack. [ButtaWiki]
Since I know the ButtaWiki won't suffice, let's dig the Wiki for more goodies:
Katarina Witt (December 3, 1965 in Berlin, Germany) is a German figure skater, in Germany commonly affectionately called "Kati".
She won two Olympic gold medals for East Germany, first in the 1984 Sarajevo Olympics and the second in 1988 at the Calgary Olympics. She won the World Championships in 1984, 1985, 1987, and 1988, and six consecutive European Championships (1983-1988). Her competitive record makes her one of the most successful figure skaters of all time. [Wiki]
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A prime example of "wow awesome body... "but-her-face"....
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But she was the Hottest "East German" on the seen during her prime.
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Oh wow...Even her body can't makeup for the face. She looks like Patrick Swayze when he dressed in drag in that weird movie "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar". That is definately not good.
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What happened to her?
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I'm pretty sure she did playboy back in the day.
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Hey, I'd turn off the lights and hit that... But I'd run away before morning.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE PATRICK SWAYZEE! OMG! I kept thinking and there it is patrick swayzee: Tranny version
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Good job w/ the old Playboy pics Big Papi, those thighs of hers could crack walnuts. She has great bressesses,but is looking a bit beat up lately.I'd still play U-boat commander with her or hide the bratwurst.
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LOL @ U-boat comander!
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Jesus.
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eyesout: Jesus should be left out of this...she's made a deal with the devil.....
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The Germans consider her to be one of the most beautiful German celebrities. I think, this says a lot about the German understanding of what is beautiful...kinda sad. Although she is a really nice person, I have to admit.
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Thats unfortunate
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I bet she gives a man a helluva ride.
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Daamn, those eyebrows are seriously killing me.
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i'd pee in her butt and Im from Wisconsin
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Arrggghhh! The eyebrows are the manly part...she needs a pluckin!
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the janitor from scrubs
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Nice cans.
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Katarina Witt
what aaaa fuck
is this shit for real
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i'd still hit it!!!
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OH MY GOD. no lie. she does look like a man.
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That's on hermanita! I was thinking Patrick Swayzee: "to wong foo" as well. OMG! How can she look that manly in the face? Even chicks like "Fergie" who r equally busted at least look remotely feminine. But I must remember: East German
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nude pics
http://www.hrenvam.com.ru/witt.html
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Nice rack, I think she's not aged well, she used to look not so man-ish, her like look at her playboy spread, she looks pretty good.
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