Bastardly Breaking News! Pharrel is a Lucky Bastard!
Monday, September 25th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

A recipe for a great sextape:
1. A circus setting
2. Hot chick w/ an amazing rack (apparently, her name is Sandra)
3. A brotha looking for action
I have to admit, though, everytime I see Pharrel, he's always around super hot chicks. Damn him.
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Clear the legs...I'm coming in for a landing on that strip of yummy-ness!!!
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is that her cunt or is it photoshoped?
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meh... she is alright...
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nice ass on her
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He looks soooo happy on page 3 lol.
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Nice
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hi glimmer!!!! i think the girl is pretty! she has nice abs
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is he some rapper then? I'm otta the loop on this guy, whats he sing?? Yes i agree that would make for a good prono set up moe!! You just got my mind spinning, all the scenes you could set up at the circus and what not, no somebody is going to cash in on that idea, dang it!
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Hey Lady - DUMBO called - he wants his Ears Back!! --- whats up with this chick's ears? Does she strip down to a thong then flap her ears and fly around inside the Big Top.
What do you say Big Papi? Pee in her ear?
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GIRL.....I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!
I was doing ok until I got to pic 3 real nice, then pic 4. I cant take it any more. no will power....
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She's alright-
ass is kinda flabby though.
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That caption should read...........who's the fucking ugly baboon.
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As for the sex tape, no thanks. I'm not into brothas doing white chicks.
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i think modelling agencies should totally ask random people-not jsut celebrities-to do photoshoots. it would yield awesome results.
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Yet another Wiseman faggy comment, focusing on Pharel's looks instead of paying attention to what really matters.
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Damn! her nipples look fucking hard in the last pic!
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What really matters is Farrell is ugly & I'd bet money the girl is a whore.
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Pharrell is one ugly ugly man with an acne filled face. And...no talent whatsoever. So, really, why on Earth is he rich? He belongs in Wallmart. And yes in the second pic she is totally naked. Posing naked with ugly Pharrell for tons of people to see you does normally qualify you as a cheap slut, so cocky...you can bet all your money, it's obvious you're right.
Attitude aside, she is pretty, but now those ears really distract me. :P She looks like a monkey. Good call HCPolitico!
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cool a post from yourjustjealous !!!! :)
mkdc your modeling idea is years and years ahead of it's time.. :)
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To Hermanita:
The man is rich because he has been behind some of the hottest music in (primarily) R&B, Hip-Hop and Pop. The Neptunes produced songs you probably had your hatin ass dancing to. You WISH you could make $200,000 a session just making a beat for ONE song. He's got eclectic taste in music and he works outside the box.
and ps...Walmart is spelled with ONE L!
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Bankroll..............YOU ARE THE FAG!!! Who the fuck says "faggy"???? DUMB FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT.
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Sorry for misspelling Walmart. I always do, but it's not like it matters.
Anyways, his "genious beats" aren't half as good as some I've heard from not so famous people.
Of course, yes, I'd love to get paied a crazy amount of money I don't deserve, for having only enough brains to write a song about how rich I am or how the girls are shaking their asses, and I'm sure so would a lot of people who have much more talent than this guy. So I still can't understand...why is HE rich and people who are better than him at this and don't look like monkies aren't.
But I don't really care for the answer. I just wanted to call him a monkey.
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I like this chick...it puts women in a great light...young, dumb and full of cum...
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i used to have some respect for him. I thought he wasnt ur typical gangs and hos rapper but i guess i was wrong.
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Damn. Pharrel gets some fine ass pussy.
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The chick is hot, but if she lays down with that monkey then she is forever tainted meat.
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What is the purpose of this shoot? Just to portray women as dirty hoes?! I used to like Pharrell, after seeing these pics, he is just another dumb black guy portraying women as dumb hoes who have nothing better to do than pose naked at a circus? I still don't get the idea behind the shoot.
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hey, how do you know that she's not comfortable w/ it? I mean, she needs to make a living, right?
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im so confused what is going on
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is this for a video or wat ?
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Women like this slut definitely give other women a bad name. She needs to keep those legs shut.
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Moelicious
She's obviously comfortable with it, that's the point.
Just like those hos at the strip joints you go to.
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[...] Anyways…yes, Len Wiseman, you lucky bastard… surpassing the lucky bastard status of Pharrell. I’d like to make a safe assumption that they had atleast 10x that day. So where does Kate Beckinsale rank on the Bastardly MILF Rating System™®. Let’s not be quick to give her the elusive 10 rating… that’s like a unicorn, does it really exists. [...]
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Her name is apparently Sandra Hubby. Here's the full shoot:
http://this-is-supergirl.blogspot.com/2006/08/sandra-hubby-by-pharrell-w...
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Quoting well...what can I say
"she looks like cheap trailor trash. it’s women like her who put other women back a century in feminism."
Um, what? Are you talking about the SAME feminists who burned bras? Or, perhaps, the same feminists who rallied and protested the RIGHT for women to walk topless?
" She has no respect she looks like a fucking slut and pharrel will probably fuck her then kick her to the curb and she’ll be just as fucking ugly as ever and remain a nobody piece of shit"
-So, do these elusive feminists belong to some little known sector that encourage calling other women "F-ing sluts, and "pieces of shits"
Do they also believe some women are "nothings"?
Those are some pretty confused feminists!!
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haha common sense pwned jooz
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Whos the ugly gorilla/baboon/ape in the pics with the cheap slut??
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she looks like cheap trailor trash. it's women like her who put other women back a century in feminism. She has no respect she looks like a fucking slut and pharrel will probably fuck her then kick her to the curb and she'll be just as fucking ugly as ever and remain a nobody piece of shit
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...still can’t understand…why is HE rich and people who are better than him at this and don’t look like monkies aren’t....
hermanita,
That's just like asking why are skinny jeans back in fashion when they make most girls except stick thin ones look like shit. It really doesn't matter what the answer.
It is what it is.
Besides taste is relative. I bet he gives a fuck you think he looks like a monkey. I bet he says ya, I was the monkey look alike fucking your mother.
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Pharell...i see dude gettin a little too much luv from these chicks...dudes swagger level is at an all time high.
oh and i'd put it to the short shorty with the blonde streaks...She look like she could handle some plumbing.
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