Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kathleen
Monday, September 25th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Kathleen writes:
I should be the Bastardly Lady of the Day because I am a faithful reader,
down to earth, sarcastic, witty, fun...the list goes on.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I would have to say Debra Messing...she's funny, smart, and hot...great combo.
Do you like your boobs?
I love my boobs...at least they don't feel like fucking plastic.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Well that's a lot of money...maybe if the old man was hot and didn't have wrinkly balls...
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Yea some celeb I don't even know, I think they just made up a random name and said it was a celeb hoping that it'd work...but it didn't.
What makes you Bastardly?
I'm Bastardly cuz I am a college student that loves to have fun and party... plus I always read The Bastardly, love classic rock, and I enjoy to watch a good old fashion cat fight or see a nipple slip...always fun.
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Ohh wow...! She's ugly..
And if ur gonna be taking pictures of ur back make sure... u have something to show off..! And that doesn't look nasty....
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Can't see her face when you're hittin' doggy -- thank Goodness!
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Wow, where do you start here????I can't be too mean because she looks very young& did not send in any good pictures. I don't want to hear all you fags on how she has a messy room, because if she was butt naked laying in that mess you would not mind. That being said ,lets see, no tits, no ass to speak of, baby fat,ugly friend,bad clothes, other that that I think it went quite well.
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yeah... you're an idiot. That last picture looks like you're about to blow chunks, and oddly enough it makes me want to vomit also.
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Mmmmm, sluts in dorm rooms. Fabulous.
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Buck, she DOES have a dirty room...... that's just stating the obvious.... but stating the obvious would also mean I would have to say "Get some clothes that fit" and that she looks like the chunky one that the guys fool around with after getting completely plastered and then deny it to their friends.....
and I may not drink any more, but when I drank in college it wasn't crappy stuff like Smirnoff......... no no, it was crappy stuff like Mad Dog 20/20, Thunderbird, and, of course, Bacardi Rum.... you know, stuff that actually got you drunk....... not the Fresca of alcohol........
with all that aside, she's not very cute, her face is kind of flat........
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...and me on top of her.
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Bucky, we had our own:
what's the word? Thunderbird!
what's the price? A dollar twice! ($2.00 in H-town in the 90s)
what's the reaction? Satisfaction!
and that moped joke is the same here, just change the word moped to scooter....... lol.
Smirnoff coolers....... I could never stand the stuff. When my husband and I first started dating he would drink Smirnoff Ice while I drank Corona or Fat Tire....... and I always called him girly...... I just never caught a buzz from it, it's too sweet and it really does taste like Fresca......... ah well......
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SHE HAS OBVIOUSLY NOT SEEN MANY BALLZ...'ONLY IF THEY ARE NOT WRINKLY'...VIRGIN 4 A REASON??? NEEDS A HANDS-ON ANATOMY LESSON?
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She is disgusting white trash. Clean your house and run to the nearest Jenny Craig bitch....That house just looks like it smells.....
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yes yes..........fat women are like mopeds.......they are a great ride, until your mates see you on one. This girl needs some plasticsurgery fast. Nip that shit in the bud.
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You are all some fuckin ass holes! How many of you would be willing to advertise your shit on here? Exactly, thats what I thought. She doesn't even look bad. Yall know you are some fat ass fuckers that sit at your computer starting at this shit all damn day. Grow the fuck up, get a fuckin life, and quit makin pickin at everyone. Think you are so hot? Throw your shit up here and see what we all have to say. Peace you pieces of shit!!!!!
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Sounds like a lesbian lover is trying to defend her dog faced whore...pathetic.
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well...welll...welll...look what the cat dragged in....a fat cunt with stringy hair...I bet she's got a condom stuck up in that vag of hers...shit maybe 2....this is the fat, chunky, midget version of Lindsy Lohan...fuck that, this is exactly what Lindsy Lohan would look like with no fame/mopney...just another Ginger Kid, rotten crotched cunt....
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The "pole" picture is far from sexy. She looks like she tripped over her mess and is hanging on to the pole to keep her fat ass from hitting the ground.
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THIS GIRL HAS RAT FEATURES!!!
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Four or Five beers and I'm there...
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Kathleen: Just because there is a sundae bar at your college cafeteria, doesn't mean you have to visit it every day. Put the Smirnoff down and take some pride in your appearance. Fat and drunk is not hot.
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this looks like the typical...mom and dad sent me to college rich brat with no class...ho...hum...
check out the shit on the last BLOD ...did you know Lily and Buck...that we don't have a life cuz we exchange little comments not associated with the BLOD?...that asshole mel...all about class and IT has a life you know...like pouncing as the 3rd poster on this BLOD of the day...really says, "I gotta life, ya know"
IT (I say that cuz I haven't figured out if IT is female or male) says I am just like dirty girl...go fuckin' figure! AND that I am trying to be nodak girl...LIKE anyone could be that famed poster! Anyone know where nodak is these days anyway? I miss her fine olives!!!
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hi angelfood!!!
ok, where do i start??!!!! flithy room, gross clothes and saggy ta tas UGH!!!!
serously, i usualy say something nice about BLOTD, but this one is hideous
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just pure yuck. someone please take her out to the alley where she belongs and shoot her. NASTY!
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@ angelfood:
Glad to know i hit a nerve... proven by the fact that u have to come to this thread and whine... or are you lookin for more people to nitpick?
FYI, I never said anything about lilyspryte ot buck nasty...
AND why dont you rename yourself as Mad Cow disease... you know... suits your persona more..
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Chill baby, have a glass of wine & relax.
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I am confused........ should I be?
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Bitch of the day, I think you had better hook up the trailer again & move to another town, they just found your daddy with a bag of boyscout underware in this car,don't worry your momma can get another at job Ye Ol Slob titty bar anywhere.Don't worry no one will be makin pickin at you in your new town.
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Lilly it's like walking into a bad movie when it's half over, you don't know what's going on and you don't want to know. This had something to do w/ last weels BLOT that spilled over to today. Seacrest out.
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and p.s. learn to fucking spell. as for the rest of you...i realize that i set myself up for this but sometimes a girl becomes curious as to what others think of her, and i figured hey...why the hell not? obviously that was not what i should have done considering you absolutly crushed my self confidence.of course i do not blame you for judging me. but for the record A. i'm a college girl that pays for all of my shit, no money from the rents...i have to support myself. B. that night i was very drunk and yes our room was a mess but who the fuck cares about a fucking room that you don't even have to see in your whole fucking life and C. I do not go to the fucking ice cream shop all fucking day, i am working out and i realize that i'm not skinny but i do not believe that i am fat in the least bit, in fact i do not believe that any of you probably even have the right to judge ME about being a "fatass"...I mean come on...how many of you are actually in perfect shape? If you are then congrats. but if not then why not give me a little slack. anyways...wonderful, can't wait to see what kind of comments the next lady of the day will get.
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Awww u poor girl gettin a bit emotional!?
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@ BLOTD
If you really had brains, you would not have posted your photos... now that you have, you will probably spend the next few weeks reading and re reading all the posts and crying your heart out wondering if you are that bad... and probably spend the money you earn on therapy!
All the comments here are b/c of your attitude, not a bit b/c of how you look
and if you were really really curious about how you looked and posting your photos in some forum would be the only way to answer your question, then you could atleast have posted some *sober* photos, not ones that scream "trash"
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Lily...I mentioned in my "retort" to mel that some of us commented about "stuff" during the posts and she let loose on me and told me about getting a life...I just figured since she decided to talk shit...I would just bring her shit on over here! I mean...why not...so we talk about pregnancies and shit like that...what fucking business is it of hers anyway?
mel...you didn't hit a nerve...it takes a hellva lot more to do that...but if you are gonna start shit you have to expect to drag over to ever little petty post you make! I think YOU have the inferiority complex...this is a very small part of my day...but when I get pounced by an ass like you...I tend to like to answer back in kind...
Bucky poo...I will take your advice - whether for me or not...nice deep breath...glass of wine and chill out....it is too pretty a fall day for shit like mel-anoma's! Perfect nickname...a cancer or growth...mel-anoma! lalalahahahahaha
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She ain't that bad looking..maybe if she combed her hair and dressed better. she'd be even cutter. gorgeous eyes though...and she reminds of that caroline trenitni chick everyone was bitchin about a week ago.. for some reason.
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rajat...none of your beezwax...and who are you to say...? I wasn't whining I was stating facts...bringing to my fine fellow posters attention some bullshit...so...you just go ahead and ignore my posts that don't concern you...k? I mean...if it irrates you that much...lose it right?
Actully more than anything...it is so fun to get Mel's shit all in "a flutter"...mel-anoma brings it on IT's self...so butt out...none of your beezwax! And to think...I agreed with your post...ya just never know who is gonna be full of shit next...geez....maybe it will be, is me! Who really gives a fuck? Figure it out shit-for-brains!
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A-food,
I thought you just had a wine and were chilling out...Your comments show you as a really angry, immature woman who has never really learnt to let go! imagine hounding someone for somethin they posted over the weekend.
And have you even noticed that your fine fellow posters dont give a shit about what you are whining?
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rajat...maybe you better have that glass of proverbal wine...have a good day, sweekcheeks...it really isn't all that important...ya know??? =o}
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although you have a diaper-ass. you are cute, from a distance. almost a nip slip in pic #1.
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Emotional? Well I must say hearing all the comments did hit me a bit hard. but you still have not answered gloria...why don't you put your ass up here and see how you do? As for the rest of you. you are all correct, I understand that putting my drunken pictures up here was not the best decision. but it is all good.
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Yes I will post some pics of me drunk showing my ass and try to deep throat a smirnoff bottle
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oh yea...i was really deep throating the bottle...its called chugging, second off i would love to see what you look like, really, please do show us. that's a challenge.
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At least she look better than her fatass friend
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Kat fight , take your shirts off & oil up girls. pftt pftt
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Bitch...why don't you think about taking your own advice.
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ROLF!, I'm in the middle of my Marketing class, and I have to say that reading all this shit is fucking priceless!
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She is not very pretty. She really hasn't got the body for what she's wearing. And awful slutty attitude. Love the eye color, tough, but that's about it.
And, dear Bitch of the Day, some women, like me, wouldn't "advertise their stuff" here because...
I...
1->have self-respect
2->am not a hoe like most of these BLOTDs are (if not all)
and
3->don't feel the need for some people online (that I don't even know) to tell me if I'm beautiful or not. I can get that from random guys on the street anyway.
I'm just saying, in most cases, it's really not a self-assured of it's beauty person that posts, it actually takes a LACK of self-confidence to want to be reassured like that or to say "oh God I'm so hot" to yourself and everyone else (in some other cases of BLOTDs). -_-
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HAHA gloria (#68)...funny!!
BLOTDs are always funny.
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At the risk of ruining teenage girls' self confidence everywhere: Ew. First off, the myspace picture angle thing. Its not cool to take pictures of yourself where its obvious you're extending your arm. I mean, it's called a self timer. Second, you are not fat, but your body has obviously not fully matured yet- its just baby fat. Third, please work out more. Fourth, get a better fashion sense. (I think the necklace in the last pic is hideous) Fifth, I think there's a possibility that you're just one of those people that don't photograph amazingly and in person you probably look normal.
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hey bankroll...all in fun...glad we could make your marketing class more "bearable"...hey...maybe you got some tips for these BLOD's so they can better "market" themselves? ;>
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"...that was not what i should have done considering you absolutly crushed my self confidence."
As Katt Williams would say, Isn't self confidence....SELF....CONFIDENCE....
Nobody can crush your Self Confidence cunt...only you can control that...
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What happened to the cat fight??????
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Thanks for getting me in trouble at work today Buck,Angel, and Spryte. lol I laughed so hard at this shit! Everyone was staring at me and thought I was delusional. They then thought I was looking at porn and took the computer away from me..Thanks alot Kathleen. Grrr
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Hermanita..!
...thanx...!!
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the kat fight left. i gave up on gloria's ass realizing that she would never post her pictures on here for fear of being torn down such as i was. and donkeycock...i applaud your idea...but how the hell do you think that people get self confidence? if others are criticizing you don't you think that the way that you look at yourself would be a tad different? in any case I was defending myself which is what any woman would have done in a situation such as this.
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Kat... I didn't chose to send in the worst pictures I had, ur an idiot.. U send in ur pics expectin to get compliments like any other female usually does in real life... but u look like shit...! And whether I look good or bad.. It wouldn't matter cause I'm not asking to be the BLOTD... u did.. So take it u filthy whore...! Now go and eat some ice cream and keep coming back to read what other people think about you...!!!
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#67 - i so agree
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Just reading this blog while at work, one of many to help the day go by! :) Kat, if you read this, don't let people you don't even know make you feel badly about yourself. There are people in this world that put others down to feel better about themselves and it is apparent that is happening now. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you, other than (in my opinion) a lapse in judgment about posting these pictures in the first place. I have read enough comments on blogs to know that no matter how beautiful the girl is, there are going to be people tearing her to shreds. Anyhoo, gotta get back to work...have a good day!
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This is disturbing.
I blame your parents. They should have taught you that:
1) drinking and posting is bad
2) drinking and getting your picture taken while wasted is bad
3) posting your pics to a site called "bastardly" is going to elicit some heavy scrutiny
4) getting emotional over what others think about you is petty
5) life ain't fair
Hopefully you'll be a better parent.
Scooter
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Damn, I wish I was here for this earlier today. It just so happens I was cleaning my room all day (no I'm not poking fun, just a coinsidence). This is the BASTARDLY after all. Anyone who wants to post pics of them selves is free to do so. Like wise for anyone who wants to comment on what they see. Seems like the popular response is negative. Don't take it personally. Just like Jason Lee said in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: "That's what the internet is for, slandering others anonymously..." My personal opinion...inconclusive. The room is a bit nasty wich reflects on you. It also looks like you're triing too hard in a couple of your poses. Try again after you detox.
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Kat, the first "end" would've been better babe,don't take all this so personally...take it as an opportunity for learning how NOT to take yourself too seriously
LMAO, Scooter,love your post :)
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Kat don't feel bad, if you take your top off I'll still rub one out to you.
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@ KAT: #42, i felt sorry for calling you pudgy... but after seeing your cat fight, i do not
Seriously, you post your pics on the bastardly and expect us not to be bastards? and defend yourself when we are?
and yes, I am in perfect shape and am proud of it, but dont ask for reassurance from bastards on the internet!
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first of all, she got a very scary face - i would die, if i would look like that. She´s a lil too white also, and i don´t know about her chubby armpits.....*eeeewwww*
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she should clean her room
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I do like the way shes working that Smirnoff bottle though.
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She'd look better with her ankles around her ears.
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Every guy has wrinkly balls damnit, stop being such a cunt
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My wife always busted them on me utill she tried one,but it's like all that other crap ,Mikes,twisted tea, they are all malt crap that gives you indegestion, but one cold one on ice on a hot day is just dreamy,oops there goes that damn lisp again. That T-bird one is good I never heard that, I must be older it was only a dollar in my day.What the heck is Fat Tire ??? Sounds like a local ale brewed in Pa. someplace.
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Bucky, Fat Tire is made in Colorado..... it's an amber ale with a slightly sweet taste, and it's really smooth.... it leaves a good aftertaste as well...... try it sometime!
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Bitchoftheday,
Hunny, don't cry foul when you hear the TRUTH about what you really look like. You should worry more about taking care of the rats and roaches in your room rather then posting slut ugly pics of yourself. Pig.
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Standard drunk college girl.
Next.
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Bitch of the day....
Wow can u make it any more Obviouse, stupid broad just take it.....! If u knew u looked like shit shouldn't of send in the pics...!!!
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i think this girl is in serious need of a makeover. and a reality check. while she is not ugly, she is far from what most circles consider "hot" and i think that's a problem a lot of girls have. there are chicks who were put on this planet to be smart, chicks who were put on this planet to be hot, and chicks on this planet to do absofuckinglutely nothing. my advice is for this chick to cut back on the twinkies, straighten her hair, and start studying.
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Kat, good response but you put your ass out there on display.
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Don't be self conscious, get out there & suck a little cock,it builds character.
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hey kat , our very brave lady of the day, just wanted to say that appearance wise I think u look fine, pretty even, that said I dont find the fact that you are clearly drunk in all of the photos to be appealling... so I think you are being judged on the personna you are projecting and not your actual physical appearance...so keep your self confidence k?
:)
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Tip: Just because it 'fits' doesn't mean you should wear it.
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A challange I said okay ... just let find some pictures where I have a fatass ugly friend and where I gain some 20 more pounds and deep throat my bottle...!...!!
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whatever you wish to think.
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I really dont like pudgy females.... work out gal!
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man faced... no ass
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yea i wasn't the bitch of the day. this is the lady in the pics ooooo. i didnt know i looked that bad...but thanks:) its ok i can take it. anyways Gloria I would like to see you have the balls enough to put up some fucking pictures of yourself. i know i dont look amazing and apparently you all think i look fugly but its ok cuz im still happy that i had the balls enough to post that shit. the end.
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Looks like fish..smells like fish.
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oh buck...you are so mean! :| ya know...why do people think I take this shit so seriously...I must write to kill or something! Then again, I have definitely been accused of being very intense and did not deny it... ;>
Well, kat...I agree with rajat...why you wanna post yourself at your worst/drunk when you really want an opinion? I say...are you brave enough to post again? :} Post some of your good pics...show some good bod for the guys and work on the answers a bit...you do have gorgeous eyes...I find if girls post their partying pics that have them doing a suggestive pose with a bottle stuck in their mouth...it tends to draw "cheap, immature, ho, slutty remarks...I would shoot any friend that took a pic of me downing vodka! ;/ Think..."cameras are not my friends at drunk parties"
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cunt.
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Lillana,I have no problem w/ the women pointing the messy room out,but I have a problem w/ the men stating the room is messy & then saying how they would do this act or that with this woman. Most are probably fancy boys, not that there is anything wrong with it. Ahh, Thunderbird, you are bringing back memories now. What's the word ???Thunderbird. What's the price?? 50 twice!! What's the reason? Grapes in season! One of the finest wines & commericals ever produced. Yes, she is the girl in the joke,What do fat girls & Mopeds have in common. They are both fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you.
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AF that was not for you that was for Kat.
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A-food,
whatever ur "retort" and whatever mel "let loose on you" and whatever shit you both started....DROP IT! Seriously, whining to lilyspryte and buck nasty.... GOSH!
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now that i am almost not the lady of the day...the end cunts. think what you want.
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And Lilly , I like a nice Smirnoff Razz Ice after mowing the lawn. Oopa, I think I just said that with a lisp.
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Yea I don't mind the dirty room. hell mines is too..but she just makes me itchy all over. somebody give me some cream.
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