Bastardly Sexual Relations? Nick Cannon Does Kim Kardashian
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

I guess having lesbian sex with Paris Hilton wasn't enough for Kim that she had to get some chocolate lovin from Nick Cannon.
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Nasty mudshark whore.
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Gorgeous.
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Finally, a woman untainted by Big Papi. I'll take her then.
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couldn't ask for more...........
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couldn't ask for more.............
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Cheap slut went to the jungle and found a baboon.
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Is it me or is Wiseman a racist? Wiseman should change his/her/hermaphrodite screen name to Hitler, or imperial wizard, instead of parading around like an imbecile calling people baboons...crap like that was cool back in the...NEVER.
So returning to the topic at hand, that bitch is fine and in all likely hood took a huge dose of chocolate milk.
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she's very attractive, she's loaded too, daddy's little girl, always have plenty to dig from! Why is she famous?? Oh yeah, her dad's the superpower lawyer!! Kinda famous by association!! That's BS!!
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Wow. Just.... Wow.
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MAGNUM................I am not racist. I tell it like it is. YOU should change your name to sicko or something. She took a huge dose of chocolate milk??? THATS SICK.
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Actually, Carmen went black and DID go back.
This Kim whatever-her-name-is has taste as shitty as Carmen's.
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She's going through the mandingo field diddy the game tyrese brandy brother Ray J no nick i guess its through one you go black u dont go back
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Malcolm, did you go to the same school as unWiseman? Cousins, perhaps? It sure would be nice to know from where unWiseman hails, so I can be certain to never darken its shores.
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Magnum, it's not just you. This silly SOB 'Wiseman' comes in to make racist slurs every time a picture of a black celeb is posted. Dumbfuck.
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gorgeous but trying too hard
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nick cannon is the one trying to hard
chick is hot
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This Kim chick has been around the celebrity block!
Good for her!!
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Iro.............YOU ARE THE STUPID SON OF A SLUT. I didnt make any racist slurs. I only called the guy a primate. Thats like calling a person an animal. You are actually insinuating I am racist, so fuck off you jizz stain.
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A Fugly Persian Whore who has to have her eyebrows and moustache tweezed weekly!
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wiseman, not calling you a racist. but your comments sure lean to you probably having a mind of a racist. lately you have posted those absurb comments for anything that is inter-racial, especially with blacks. What you post is absolutely racially insensitive, sounds like something from an ignorant klansman.
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So fucking WHAT? Wiseman's comments aren't very nice, but maybe he doesn't like seeing black men banging white girls. He's entitled. If you want to see racist, go to some of the "black" sites. It's nothing but whitey, whitey, whitey...except that it's "YT" for short.
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supergrass..........ok sorry if it offended you. I am a very tolerant person and am definitely not racist.
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thanks wiseman. im not personally offended, but i can possibly envision someone else feeling hurt by the comments. good to know your not a racist moron, but rather someone who is fond of racial humour. everything's cool wiseman.
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Around the celebrity block, huh? Social networking-- she's only 2 degrees removed from Paris Hilton's Herpes bug.
Just stay tween the mammies and save yourself some penilecillan in the morning.
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Kim Kardashian???????? been around the celebrity block with who ? who ? who>?!
ive never even heard of this girl and im not some old fart, im up on pop culture. never seen this broad b4 this post.
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unWiseman tolerant? Like Bush is smart, Rosie O'Donnell is thin, Vin Diesel is straight, Donald Rumsfeld is competent, Celine Dion is pretty, Mel Gibson is sober, Britney is a good singer, and Ashlee Simpson never had a nose job. Just another fairy's fairy tale.
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Wiseman just proved that he is nothing but a fucking racist pussy ass motherfucker. In his last three posts involving black guys, he called them, and I quote: "An animal from the jungle", "ugly gorilla/baboon/ape" and here "baboon". Now, if u say ur black, then it's a different story, but judging by what I've read from you before, I'd say that you're a Hillbillie , and you're parents are probably cousins, which is why you are mentally retarded. The world is bigger than whatever country ass you're from, faggot.
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Bankroll, he's not even American. He most certainly is descended from some knuckle-dragging serfs in bloody old England, or perhaps his ancestors were handpicked by the finest judges in England and sent to Australia where they practiced buggery with the indigenous youth. unWiseman is the unlikely result of the miasmic conflagration of e Coli and chromosomically-challenged spermatazoa. A butt baby for you laymen.
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Mastarbater/Wankroll/Skidamawank....................YOU LOT ARE INBREEDING FAT AMERICAN FUCKERS SO SHUT THE FUCK UP. Time and time again you lot get fucked over by Bin Laden because of that and you still dont realise. Go and suck each other off.
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Kim kardashian is not persian she is armenian.
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this girl is flat-out gorgeous...tremendous...sign me the fuck up right now...i'll powerwash all remnants of cornball cannon right outta her privates
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wow, she is gorgeous!!! Why is evrybody going all up into race. She aint even white for you white guys to be trippin. Shes middle eastern. Middle easterns are closer to black people than they are to white!!! but fuck that!!! Its 2006 people. WTF!! just cuz a pretty girl is wit Nick Cannon doesnt mean u have to get all insecure.
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Damn, what's up with your white guys and all this racist shit? Must the entire feminine world bow at your feet? I mean, you guys are gods to the Asian females and completely have that market cornered. Not to mention the eclectic array of delicious white honies. Why is that you guys go ape shit whenever you see even a remotely attractive white women hook up with a brother? Relax dudes, there's enough for everybody!
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Asshole Wiseman,
If you're not racist, then you should know that calling people who look like Cannon "An animal from the jungleâ€, “ugly gorilla/baboon/ape†and “baboon" certainly is...
It strikes of someone extremely insecure about his/her sexuality (micro penis syndrome, perhaps)?
I think Skidamarink summed it up best...
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Probably a nose job yes, but she has that great type of figure I've seen in a lot of Armenians. A little thick, real nice boobs, cute face, beautiful eyes, fine dark hair..
And, you know, co sign or whatever on what Grandioti2 said. Im Scandinavian myself and here and in the European Union (at least in civilized discourse and among people that have any education at all), we don't even talk about race, since it's a very flawed concept. It implies that behaviour and personal attributes are tightly linked to genes when they are not. And we just see some many different people and their nationalities around here, so it would be stupid to talk about race.
Americans should spend a few months in Europe or other continents and they would see the gradual shifts in appearance between different countries and ethnic groups. The difference between for examples ethnically danish people and ethnic germans is maybe small, but it is distinct. So that more isolated ethnic groups further away look way more different, that is only natural.
Maybe danish people was a bad example. They have a problem with their racism/discrimination and un-civilized discourse, resulting in high popularity for extremely right wing parties..
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FYI for the people who are keep calling her middle eastern. Armenia is not in the middle east it is in eastern europe.
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Bitch is fine and those monkeys shes fucking are gross. Ghetto ass porch Monkeys with fucked up skin. Shew needs a Brazilian Italian Blue eyed cock in her.
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This is for the idiot that said middle eastern people are closer related to black people well guess what middle eastern people used you like slaves way before the whites did you fuckin idiot. And These struck match charcoal briquets will fuck any bitch black dudes need to keep fucking the white mans trash so feel free to keep fucking the fat white bitches you see the brothas always are with.
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Kim HAS been around the block. Her job: date celebs, from A list to D list. I suppose if you can't be one, might as well date one.
As for all the Nick hatred, I know little about him. The little I know is that he dated Christina Millian, he has a show on MTV and he is an actor-singer. From that little I know, I respect him more than I respect Kim. He is at least making a living for himself, which is more than I can say for Kim.
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Armenia is in Eastern Europe. Kim's father, Robert Kardashian, is Armenian and her mother, Kris Jenner, is of Western European decent. Kim is European. She's not full-blooded Anglo, but she's Mediterranean European nonetheless. She is no more exotic than Monica Bellucci, Maria Grazia Cuccinotta, two Italian women with similar coloring (skin tone, hair color, eye color, etc.).
There is nothing wrong with a person meeting someone of another race and falling in love with him or her. There is something wrong when a person only dates outside of their race exclusively. Kim only dates black men, and that's wrong. Just like it's wrong for black men to only date white women, or black women to only date white men. Ultimately we should stick with our own kind to preserve the unique beauty, culture, history, etc., of our own race.
As far as Middle Eastern people being closer in to black people, I beg to differ. Zinedan Zidane, one of Europe's most beloved soccer players, is a Middle Easterner/Arab of North African, Algerian to be exact, descent. He is blue eyed. light haired, and whiter than a lot of Mediterranean Europeans. Caucasians (Northern, Southern, Mediterranean, and Middle Easterner/Arabs) have skin tones, eye colors, hair colors, facial features, that vary, but we are all Caucasians. We should be proud of our identity, our heritage, our cultures, our uniqueness, and try to preserve it so we can pass it on to future generations.
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.... I would GREEK her, 8 times a day, 7 days a week........ Always with a condon, like "american express CC never leave home without it."
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As far as Middle Eastern people being closer in to black people, I beg to differ. Zinedan Zidane, one of Europe’s most beloved soccer players, is a Middle Easterner/Arab of North African, Algerian to be exact, descent. He is blue eyed. light haired, and whiter than a lot of Mediterranean Europeans. Caucasians (Northern, Southern, Mediterranean, and Middle Easterner/Arabs) have skin tones, eye colors, hair colors, facial features, that vary, but we are all Caucasians. We should be proud of our identity, our heritage, our cultures, our uniqueness, and try to preserve it so we can pass it on to future generations.
To #43. "shelli"
Why do you have to prove that Middle Easteners are "all Caucasians" and have white features and such? Do you realize how stupid you sound? You are weak. I am Middle Eastern and think our dark haired women with dark skin and dark eyes are way more beautiful. You don't need to have white features to be beautiful. White people need a tan and have to fry their skin to get it and hence age much faster. Stop being insecure and "defending" that Middle Easterners have blonde hair, etc. If Middle Easterners and South Asians were so proud of their heritage they would stop trying to prove that they are "white and have caucasian features" and accept their unique beauty. You are obviously very insecure and have a need to seek approval from whites in the US. Build some confidence. What a freak.
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This is for the racists: Some of the Pharaohs of Egypt, one of the earliest civilizations with written language, government, and scientists were indeed black (Cushites). In fact, those civilizations were in fact multi-racial people. So, listen here dudes, these people were the equivalent of Kings, or Presidents.
The people of Africa (to include Northern Africa) descended from the same common ancestor, so the hypothesis that they are more Caucasoid than Negoid is baseless. Why? The category of Caucasian is based soley on looks, not true ethnicity. I'll bet you that if DNA were taken, you would find that people who claim to be Caucasian are in fact closer to Negroid. One more thing: It is true that the people of the world tend to look at and value race less than Americans do. I lived overseas for 5 years, and I’ve visited over 20 countries around the world and let me tell you, Americans are the worse. Of the people overseas that are racists, many take their cue from Americans (like some of the Asians do). But let me say this: Africans are the only group of people that are infinitely gifted. There is nothing Africans cannot do and be the best at: Surgeons, Athletes, Scientists, Inventors, Writers, Singers, Actors, whatever. I say this not to degrade others. I say this to let it be known that Africans are inferior to no one. Even when deliberately enslaved and degraded, they still rise to the top.
Now, I love all people. The color of your skin bag does not matter to me. Unfortunately, for some people, race will always matter most in their lives, and their racist views stem from their own insecurities.
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All I know is that this "princess" got pissed on by Ray J...nuff said hits a 9.9 on the skankmeter with the only perfect 10 being held by parasite hilton!
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she didn't get pissed on, at least not in the video (which I saw) Still girls (all over) need to seriously start thinking about letting their bf's film them. If things go sour and the tape gets online, it is not a temporary sully. You will be known as a whore to any prospective man that comes along and you will (trust me) go through a lot before you find a guy who truly doesn't care that a 10 second google search by anyone on earth will show you being a whore with some other guy from now until the day you die. The permanance of digital media online will ensure that in 60 years , your grand kids could be thoroughly embarrased by the fact that a class might found your old whore vid online. Now that isn't cool is it ladies? So make sure the dude you are fucking on video is your husband first, otherwise don't be suprised when it leaks (or is leaked) and your family name is sullied for centuries to come!
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"Once you go black you never go back" is such a lie. I know many black girls who had black boyfriends, then went on and settled with latino, white, asian, etc etc. Not all black men are packin' and not all of them can perform and act like gentlemen. Many (not all) of black men end up living off the woman.
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Ohhh shut the fuck up with all the PC racial crap already!! So what if she does every black dude she sees.. that just makes her a dirty whore just like her fuck-buddy & pal Paris.
Its the fact that she's just another wannabe celebrity slut that's in the process of fucking her way to the top like the slutty hilton sisters did that makes her deserving of all our scorn. The color of the tricks she does is unimportant. She obviously has a fascination with black guys so just admit it and leave it at that.
Aside from that, all I can say about her is that she's fine piece of ass alright (fake tits and all) but out here in L.A. she has to be one of the most hated Armenian women alive where as the large Armenian community out here is concerned and thats mainly because of all the black people she hangs out (and fucks apparently) .
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Hey Shelli you have it all backwards!! What's really wrong is when certain people date ONLY INSIDE their race. Thats rascist and stupid and there is still alot of it going on these days. In L.A. this is especially true among Asians, Armenians, and Blacks.
People all around the world had already mixed their racial lineages way back to before Roman Times (however it was the Romans that allowed and encouraged it on a mass scale). So there is no such thing as a pure blood anything nowadays... ergo there is no pure racial genetic structure to maintain. Thats simply a myth and a propaganda too used by race hucksters to stir up simple minded people into hateful ones.
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It's eaay to be a tough guy and make ignorant comments when you're anonymous. I love this country and wouldn't leave it for anything but a lot of us are aware of our rights yet refuse to be held accountable for how we use them. If people were required to list their full name, address, and phone number whenever they posted some of this bullshit people would think twice about some of the crap they say on these forums. Some of they stuff you guys say is offensive and hurtful to others. Sure you have the freedom of speech but that doesnt mean you should be an asshole. Remember that If you are not held accountable in this life you will be by a higher power. God is watching.
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I think this is all so funny. This whole race thing and everyone being so insecure. I went to high school in baltimore and I'm a white kid from the county at first it was a little weird but after awhile I started making a shitload of black friends and asian friends. I've dated a black girl before, an eastern european girl, white girls, and right now I got my sights set on a girl whos got caribbean heritage. what the fuck is the big deal?! this is ridiculous it really is, everyone just needs to be themselves and chill. i get along with every race and its not because i kiss their asses or anything if you act like yourself they will most likely accept you. And after two years in college I've also realized that black people and other ethnic groups are easier to get along with if youre comfortable with yourself and they are more accepting than a bunch of white kids which is odd. Hell I've even been adopted into the black race according to all of my black friends (supposedly im the blackest white kid they know even though i act as white as can be and thats cause i tell it like it is and i accept our differences and i tend to act the same way) and it all happens if everyone isn't so goddamn hung up on who's fucking who or what skin color you have. It's so dumb and it just boggles my mind why everyone is so hung up on it. I guess I've just been blessed with a good, open outlook on life and look to have fun rather than always worrying if some white chick is fucking a black dude or a black chick is doing some white guy or shit like that. the moral of the story is.... who gives a fuck ?! be yourself, grow a pair, be secure, and kim kardashian is unbelievably gorgeous. whammy
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[...] first we made fun that Nick had sex Kim and then he was still doing her…. but really are these two an actual item? Upgrade or [...]
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I'd sure like to bury my face in those.
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country ass village you're from*
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by the way !!! She's had a nose job. thats for defo!!! No way an armanian girl can half a pretty lil nose like dat!!! ok that sounded ignorant. Imma just stop writing now. Nice to see the east represented though. and not by that ugly ass bin laden chick
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