Confirmed: ManWhore, WhoreBag Aaron Carter is a Dumbass
Tuesday, September 26th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
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I got caught up in the moment and proposed. I then realized it was a hasty thing to do and I am not ready for marriage quite yet. [US Online]
Since we have a habit of reporting stuff when it's a couple days old, I figured I might follow-up on an earlier post about Aaron Carter's engagement news to Kari Ann Peniche.
The Bastardly's theory behind this was simple: Aaron wanted anal sex & Kari Ann wanted to wait until she was married. ManWhore Aaron did the only logical thing: He proposed.
It appears Kari Ann gave the bastard exactly what he wanted before the wedding, so ManWhore Aaron did what any ManWhore would've done---he cancelled the wedding. Surprise, surprise.
Only one question remains: Why the fuck am I wasting precious seconds of my life writing about this bullshit? Fuck.
i wish them nothing but the worst
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They won't even last to the altar. Hef's probably already hit that backdoor....
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so is she gonna dump his ass then? I mean if someone proposes, u say yes, and then they says "sike" my bad. What would u do? U like someone playing w/ you emotions like that?? How could u trust someone after that then, it's like i love you, but only kinda really love u, well i still do, but not really, well i just don't know...let's wait and see if i cheat on you or soemthing better comes along...I'd be like F u buddy.
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Fuck her in the butt and you'll end up playing "Ring-alievio" with your dick and onion ring from Burger King. See my earlier post about this woman needing a good hard grudge fuck and a face full of pecker snot
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Someone kill him & his douche bag brother.I'm surs he said somthing like this when her proposed" Was up yo? Mamma yo, you wanna marry me up straight,word to your folks. Aiiiiiieeee
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*doing best Ralph Wiggim impersonation*
What's a grudge fuck?
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isn'the like 5?
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He's a stupid 18 year old kid who doesn't know love from his ass. Assuming typical Playboy Bunny mentality, she's only in it for the money and publicity. Hope he has a prenuptual.....
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Why the hell do guys get on their knees? just tell me..lmao it's like he's begging her to marry him.
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"Only one question remains: Why the fuck am I wasting precious seconds of my life writing about this bullshit? Fuck."
It's because you have no life :D that's the only obvious answer to this -_-
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ok look first of all you're a dumbass, to even write something so stupid that was not even close to how it went down at all. so why dont you get your frickin facts straight before you do another of your stupid updates. dont hate aaron carter because you're a pathetic pansy ass who cant score with any hot chicks, let alone the neighborhood stray dog that roams around your house...just because you suck, you feel you have to rag on people to make yourself look cool well guess what you look like the dumbass that you are...and you wasted your time for sure because all you did was make up shit and spread lies...
buck nasty - you are just as gay as whoever wrote this update...if you knew anything you'd know he said "will you marry me?" it was on tv..wait i suppose you cant afford a tv?
who is so frickin stupid to say is he 5? are you gay...? aaron is 18..hes been singing since he was 7, hes hot he can sing and dance, get hot chicks..and you suck at all of that...you suck at life, period.
and no she didnt dump him, he broke it off and broke up with her..because she hid some stuff about her past..so i dont blame him for leaving the slut.
john, wish them the worst on what..ok if you guys actually had a brain and knew anything you'd know it was already called off along time ago.
thank you, i needed entertainment to make my day better and all you retards did the trick lol
have a nice day losers! :o)
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Check this out...
AARON CARTER FANS ARE THE DUMBEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!! http://www.aaroncake.net/misc/showthought.asp?thought=50
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You are wasting seconds of your life here, probably because you are a with no friends who has nothing better to do!
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Aaron and I use to suck each other off in JH. Remember Mrs. Tillman's class? She was such a twat!
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Proposing at a Playboy club should've been the first sign that this isn't going to work out. That's just crazy...if someone did that to me, I'd say f you too and go get something better. "Hey marry me..oh wait I was just cought up in the hormones and alcohol. Never mind what I said yesterday." Who the hell does that?
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