Bastardly Fashion Rating: Petra Nemcova (without James Blunt) @ Cafe Royale Charity Dinner

Happy hearts fund? How about my happy two handed grab bag fund?

her head is approaching star jones proportions
did she get rocky dennis disease?

Petra is a disgrace. This woman cant ever wear a longer skirt or trousers. No wonder James Blunt got rid of her. She keeps on showing her legs like that which is not good, although she does have fine legs. James must have been a pussy to not tell the woman to keep them covered for him.

I'd pee in her butt.

Petra suffers from the Fat Face Desease. Besides, she looks like a rabbit when she smiles. WTF is up with this balloon top? - it looks, as if it is filled with gas))

sucks

Wiseman, WTF are you talking about?!?

On the 1st picture, she doesn't seem too happy. I guess that's the without James Blunt effect.

If Bugs Bunny got Kathleen Turner drunk, took her back to his rabbit hole and fucked her doggy style for a whole weekend and got Turner pregnant - this is what their love child would look like. Take a look at pic #4 - Eh? What's Up Doc?

She looks a bit like Lidsey Lohan...

She looks a little worse for wear,maybe shes been on a the pipe a bit too long lately.

Nah her face looks good on page 3, but page 4 ...when she smiles like that it looks freaky. I guess it does look like Bugs Bunny without the ears.
And back to page 3, what is that new position? Looks like she's trying to keep something from falling out of inbetween her legs. That's bizarre.

Straga...............I am just saying she shows too much flesh. Any man who went out with her should make sure she covers herself up.

her face is fat

She looks Like a chimpmunk sometimes. Definately Looks more like a chipmunk than a rabbit.She has a huge Bhudda head in these pictures, too. I've seen her SI video shoots, though, and she looks wicked hot in them. Don't judge her froma few sucky pictures.

she's always cute compared to us mortals...but she is looking kind of haggard these days.

This article is from the Daily Mail:

Model Petra Nemcova has revealed that she knocked back laxatives to stay thin and keep her job. The Czech-born beauty - who has been dating English crooner James Blunt - says she was under huge pressure to remain skinny.

The 27-year-old catwalk star says she worried about being dumped by the fashion industry if she gained weight, and went on brutal diets to keep her figure.
"I went through so many diets in my life. I've been very, very skinny. I've been a size zero but I'm naturally more curvy", she said.
"I ate just vegetables, carrots, tomatoes. I went from a just-protein diet to just eating apples to eating no carbs. I took laxatives."
The 5ft 10ins stunner told People magazine: "I went through all of it just to be able to model."
Her revelations came after officials at Madrid Fashion Week announced that models taking part in shows there had to meet a weight standard. Runway participants were told they had to have a body-mass index of at least 18 - or 122 lbs for someone who is 5ft 9ins tall. However, London Fashion Week refused to follow suit and continued showcasing designers with size 0 models

unWiseman most certainly is descended from some knuckle-dragging serfs in bloody old England, or perhaps his ancestors were handpicked by the finest judges in England and sent to Australia where they practiced buggery with the indigenous youth. unWiseman is the unlikely result of the miasmic conflagration of E coli and chromosomically-challenged spermatazoa. A butt baby for you laymen.

I don;t know what you bastards are talking about. I think this woman is WAAAAAAAHBAAAM!!

19 and 20 excepted, the rest of you fags can all take it up the ass.

Skidamarink.....................YOU are the product of ugly arsed fat Americans inbreeding with each other. Donut eating scumbags. Australia is better than your shit country. No wonder Bin Laden rapes you fuckers.

Uh, unWiseman, I am not American. The incidence of obesity is actually higher in Australia and England than America. Check the World Health Organization. You sir, are an uneducated, faux-moralistic blunderbussing gormandizer who could not get laid in a castle full of spankable nymphomainiacs. As far as inbreeding, the bloody Church of England should be your definitive answer.

Shitamarink..................Who the fuck are you trying to kid???? Obesity is the highest in America you ignorant fool. People stuffing themselves with hamburgers, donuts, pretzels. Its fucking commonsense, something you lack. The church of England is gay, so I dont care. You must be a Jewbag or something.

I think Petra wishes she could stuff her face with Donuts, hamburgers and pretzels....She looks good in these pics, but she would look better bent over in a bikini...

finally someone thinks like me that petra is absoulutely heidious... when she smiles...

Petra is not hideous, eveyone looks creepy when they smile. Everyone who thinks she's hideous is an Idiot. By the way i'm American and i'm probably the skinniest mother fucker in the world.

Pockets!?! Noooooooooooooooo. And close your legs you rotten cunt.

What is this, fag central??

Awful dress. Again the big cheeks. Especially picture 4. She really shouldn't smile.