Bastardly Lady of the Day - Melissa

you've got offers? NEway... i'm not into fat chicks and you look too average. not ugly though.

in the first picture she has the face of a dumb cow chewing grass.

Getting better. The past few BLOTDs have been absolute pig dogs, I mean enough with the goth freaks please. We need ladies of the calibre of Andrea http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2006/07/18/bastardly-lady-of-the-day-....

Wiseman, dont be such a dick, I reckon if you could get a girl like that you would hold on to her because you're a sad lonely prick, but you want everyone to think your some kind of player who sleeps around!

"I’d screw anyone and I mean ANYONE over if I benefited enough."

There's a word for people like that....... opportunist. They can never be satisfied with what they have....... and that makes life pretty tedious and boring when you can't appreciate what you already have....... anyway, don't get a damn boob job, your breasts look just fine and (IMHO) there is something truly wrong with a 65 year old woman with 18 year old tits...........

Not enough info to get a good read, a little ass shot , a little more of a tit shot.Shes got that sultry Indian thing going for her,as a matter of fact I'm going to rub it in a circular motion in her honor right now.

John..............I am just tell you how it is you retarded piece of dog shit. John stay in your wheel chair and keep on jackin off to porn.

Wiseman, no one likes you, you sheep fucking udder licking freak. I didnt really want to start on you, but you just made it so easy, and then other people joined in on the wiseman bashing. so please everyone carry on

Wiseman, no one likes you, you sheep fucking udder licking freak. I didnt really want to start on you, but you just made it so easy, and then other people joined in on the wiseman bashing. so please everyone carry on.
p.s wiseman is a little prick

John............Nobody actually like YOU. You just made yourself look like the animal fucking ugly shit you are. WE DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT YOU DO WITH ANIMALS YOU SICK SHIT.

Look out for the rocks

Looks a bit angry...so what point are you proving by this? Two wimply ass shots that shows you aren't as bastardly as you think! You would show your "great bod" IF you had it to show...
In the 3 million dollar question you say it would leave you disgusted to screw your grandpa's friend and then you say you will screw anyone over if you benefited enough...you don't think that grandpa needed his 3 mil? So you don't think you would benefit enough from one "screw" for 3 million...you grossly overestimate your beauty!! And your last comment, doesn't make you bastardly it makes you the world's worst friend and the ultimate example of a person with no conscience! You are totally unworthy!!!!

Shit Buck...next you will be suggesting that damn campfire, the smores, and kum-by-aaaa again! ;> Why can't we be friends...why can't we be friends...la la la...now is that really what you expect at the BLOD post?

Wiseman and John sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love
Then comes marriage (if not in the US)
Then comes shitamarink in the babbbbbeeeee carriage...

hehehehe

I sense a lot of ignorant people here. Let the Buddha tell you people something. SHHUUUT THE FUUCK UP!

She looks like a Class-A bitch. And her answers just further justify that. I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

I think you should get a nose job before you get a boob job cos that honker is like Foghorn leghorn.

You have learned how to use makeup to disguise your huge flaws, makeup plus the right camera angle plus washed out lighting in order to try to fool us into thinking you have a pretty face.

this chick is average in my opinion.

So Ashley...I think Anon and Ninja are site owners too...and your point is? Just having a little fun...can you say fun? F-U-N?

Jess ,Mexican???? I thought the eyes looked a little Indian. Indian as from India,curry,bingo dot on forehead, not pow-wow,tee-pee, Tonto type Indians.

This chick is jacked up...she's wearing a black top with a white bra...this tells me that she doesn't have her own money and is wearing the only bra her mommy ever got her...she also looks like she shops at the swap meet with the spicks based on her clothes...this chick is too young to be on the moejackson.com, Jackson: if you keep this shit up, you and Moe will be paying out Joe Francis kinda money to the Feds...no doubt...

lilyspryte: lol

Looks like you grew up with some mean little fuckers. I like that. Let's steal someones lunch money.

okay so you're officially a fat slut. congratulations.

unWiseman, where did you learn to exactly parrot someone's put-down of you as a retort? I warned everyone his rebuttal would be lame, but I wasn't expecting so many grammatical, spelling, and syntactyl errors. Thank you for restoring my faith in your ignorance, unWiseman. By the way, I hear your incredible ewe calling you. BaaaahunWiseman, baaahunWiseman, come to the barn, it has been 10 minutes since you diddled me.

She looks a little wonky eyed to me and has a really big honker which makes her kind of look like a Muppet.

BlastBottom, you have no idea....... I had twin friends growing up, me and one of the sisters once tied the other sister to a lightpole while playing Cowboys and Indians, and we left her there to go watch a cartoon down the street at my house. The lightpole was in her neighbors front yard, and we thought she would be able to get out and come and get us back, but apparently we tied the rope better than we thought and the neighbors had to come out and untie her. She still wont let us forget about it......... lol

Wiseman, Skidamark is calling you out , don't punk out man. Use correct grammar & spelling in your comeback or he's gonna give you an anal warning.

OMG buck...you are all about fighting today DUDE! What's up...aren't you outside smelling the roses? It is a beautiful fall day out...at least in the south...maybe Wiseman is out smelling the sheepshit...maybe he doesn't wanna fight today! ;>

Damn shame "Adults" sit here and bitch like this over a couple of pics...Creepy. Even worse half the "Men" here can't even respect women.

Shitamarink.................Do you not realise that you are talking shit??? Has all that donkey and sheep jizz that you guzzled filled out your head? I am guessing so. Keep on smoking that donkey dick you sick shit. Oh yeah what spelling mistakes have I made you dumb son of a slut? From your gay posts you have made spelling errors you fucking ignorant animal fucker. Why do you try to push your sick animal fucking ideas onto people??? THERE ARE SOME NORMAL PEOPLE HERE, WE ARE NOT LIKE YOU.

AF - I'm not fighting ,just throwing gas on the fire, it's a nice day in New England also, but I'm locked in my office today.Hey Poopa Scoopa, who said there was any adults on this site, I resemble that remark.

There should be a required minimum of photos to become a BLOD.
Also she has a DISGUSTING personality.

Best BLOTD in awhile, although she's probably got a horrible body disfigurement since we can only see her face. She seems like a dumb fuck though.

Is she...errr.... masticating in the first pic?

unWiseman, is that all you've got? Here is a start on your misspellings: "...ya son of a slut. Poeple on... ", where ya should be you and Poeple should be People. Of course, if you can not spell, you would never be cognizant of your spelling errors. Apparently I struck a nerve when I discovered your penchant for animals, as your bile, anger, and vitriol is clearly shining through your uerile haze. Tell me, how do you get that sheep shit off your pants? Oh wait, I guess you don't for I can smell it a continent away. If you can stop shaking long enough to type, be certain to use almost my exact words to rebuke me.

Big Papi did you pee in your Grandfather's butt? It may have killed him.

Shitamarink.......................For the lat time dont tell us you lick the arse of donkeys and rub their cum on your face. We know you are also a child porn addict. Oh yeah so you pissed in your grandads mouth??

ho hum...another fine quality BLOD catty fight reduced to shit and piss...so unimaginative...

There was be something unsavory about the three letters...M-E-L when it keeps coming up...just like a mel-anoma...one fugly growth...another opportunity for this to be our own sweet little, nasty ass, "special" friend mel...it bites the dust... =oP

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Skidamark, stop throwing around those 5 dollar words that you had to check on Microsoft Word to make sure you didn't misspell them.You are either taking acid or like hearing yourself spilling out your own highbrow venom.

buck nasty--i grew up in a town with a high percentage of mexicans...so with the combination of the bad eyeliner, hair, and bitchy faces i just automatically though "chola"

wonder how angelfood knows so much about melanoma... makes me wonder.... aaah you poor dear.. how you must have suffered...

and your immature quality of trying to involve me in one of your "Ive got PMS... Grrr" moods by making a reference to me in every post of yours,since the weekend just goes on to show how petty your life is and how small minded you really are!

you know somethin, im not angry, nor annoyed!
In fact im alternating betwn rotf-lmao @ u and feeling sorry for you

"They are so full of shit about the $3 million dollar question. Shit, I’m a guy and I’d sleep with my grandpa for 3mil. He’s been dead for over 10 years to boot."

Not everyone thinks like you..grow the fuck up

Wiseman is a punk ass white trailor park trash dip hiding behind a computer. Him, Big Papi(Funky ass spic), and Crack should go hang themselves.

she looks like a slut, dresses semi slutty (although I can't judge from one outfit, and sounds like a slut. You remember back in high school that girl that wasn't really ugly but just had something weird going on with her face? Yeah thats her. But in my opinion, she is butt ugly.

oh...I am so upset mel-anoma...blah, blah, blah....all in fun...I just love yanking your chain...talk about a stupid cunt....lmao

@angelfood:

I-dont-give-a-fuck

cheers!

Haha John that's exactly what I think when I read comments like that. Sometimes these guys are talking about some extra hot model way out of their league, they probably would never ever get a girl that looks even half as good, but they still say it's "someone they'd sleep with once only if they're bored"...Suuure you would! Except you'll never get the chance to even touch them.

The girl: you look really pretty and you seem to have really nice body/legs. We can't really tell much from two shots of not so good quality. Still, you are hot. Don't worry about some bad comments about your appearance (especially from the ladies) the better looking BLOTDs always get them. But the personality is kind of bitchy, judging only by her answers.

I don't like brown nipples

oh my goodness...bankroll...all that in the middle of marketing class? you are gonna flunk! ;>

Hermanita you hit the nail right on the head. Thanks. ;D This girl is not even that bad looking as people are trying to make her out to be..now yesterdays..that's was ugly..of course Wiseman always rags on everybody, even supermodels..probably has something against women...since all of them are "hoes"...what woman would want someone who can't even respect them let alone his own pathetic self?

unWiseman, did you write that book on how to win friends and influence people? You have quite the fan club here. Perhaps we should not be so hard on him. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. unWiseman, I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

#35 angelfood

"So Ashley…I think Anon and Ninja are site owners too…and your point is? Just having a little fun…can you say fun? F-U-N?"

ok, i was found out...the secret is out...you are a very perceptive lady (with knack for wearing the coolest pants ever).... ;)

...i'm gonna go on an ego trip in the son-of-a-bitch robotic morning and fire Moe and Jackson...............

Who cares if wussman is one of the site creators/owners/or whatever ? it does proves some valuable points though.

Faggots like him, perez hilton, gossipers who run sites like this one, are usually afraid of what they truely are, basically losers who can't get any pussy which is the reason why they become faggots like wussman. And that's why they spend their time lashing out on celebrities, it gets them away from the reality of their existance, being fucking losers, it's like a drug to them. (psychology 101 for yall)

But I gotta say that it's damn entertaining, because when i'm fucking bored in class, I log on to this site, and lash out at the fat faggot wussman.

Man! All sorts of interesting shit crawled out of the woodwork today....can't wait for the BLOD tomorrow...

Angel food should submit her pics..since your so gorgeous and you lash out at everygirl..a little too old to be picking fun at teens huh? Got kids of your own? I pitty you..let's hope you don't drown the poor babies in the bathtub.

Papa Bear...I don't have to post my pics for you or anyone else. I did have 3 pics posted on the forum for a while - if you didn't see those tough shit! So where are your pics Papa Bear? They have been trying to start a Bastardly Guy of the Day for a while now...why don't you be the first? AND I am not the only female that hasn't posted her pics that comments and tears apart the BLOD...why not ask where their pics are? Yeah I have kids and so do other women who post here...why and fuck would I drown my kids? Your humor is as twisted as that perv that keeps peeing up BLOD's butts in his posts and the other one that gets into his sheep (literally) I pity any kids you might have...your attitude sucks!

Bankroll......................NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE SO TAKE YOUR ANIMAL FUCKING FANTASIES SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU LOOSER. YOU ARE PROVIJG YOURSELF TO BE AN IGNORANT LOW CLASS PIECE OF SHIT.

unWiseman, that was a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection. Were you spitting as you were typing, as it appears you are becoming completely unhinged. If you truly are one of the site's owners posting to drive up business, I hope you could do so much better.

I was wondering how old Wiseman and Ninja were.... Their mental age can't exceed 10, that's for sure. Wiseman, ur such a kid for real. Someones calls you a fucking cunt, and just like a crybaby, u go, you're the fucking cunt! Dude, did you finish high school? And Ninja, what kind of fucking screen name is that? Seriously, are you like 12? your jokes are not even funny, u suck. I'm BankRoll, cause i'm rich, and a cocksuckers like you only wishes he could be on my level. Scramble that lil change u make with this site, if you even make any money, and go get yourself a hooker, cause you sound like someone who seriously needs to get laid. And oh, fucking your boyfriend wiseman doesn't count.

DonkeyCock

"This chick is jacked up…she’s wearing a black top with a white bra…" your point being.... Are you sure u don't have a lil sugar in you tank? if it's the case, we're gonna start calling you DonkeyPussy.

oh, i see my little ho in training is getting fussy. don't get jealous/paranoid and try to assualt random members on the site. you got the job.

marketing class, huh? it will help when you start marketing ass?

hehe, i don't own the site you gullible fucker. but, i do pwn you.

Hmm yeah she´s not bad. I could say way more, if the pictures were taken right. Why did you hold the camera so damn high?!

You're cute enough, we'll forgive your spelling mistake.

You had offers from guys who were 19 years old and worth $3 million? Wow! You'd screw anyone over, but not anyone for $3 million? Wow! Very admirable, I guess.

Your boobs are fine. Bigger is not better. You don't need silicone. You just need to pop them out for me to see. Send Moe some photos. He knows how to get them to me. Ha!

Bastardly rating of 6 out of 10. Show some bootay, and it goes up to 7.

too many stuffed toys in the background.

Looks like she would be good to fuck if you were bored or something and didnt have anything better to do. After that she better make herself disappear.

unWiseman is a stud of major proportions. Why just the other day he satisfied three sheep, a cow, and the entire coop of chickens. How dare you denigrate the world's foremost bestial polygynist. And, they were all muliebral fauna, for your information. No boy sheep for the unWiseman. OK, everyone, stand by for unWiseman's lame rebuttal.

lol Skidamarink. Mikel, this girl isn't fat at all- you must be into anorexics or something. She's really pretty...but she knows it.

Shitamarink............You need to shut the fuck up ya son of a slut. Poeple on this site dont need to know all the animals you have been having sexual relations with. Yes we know you are a sick fucker, but keep that shit to yourself.

John....by the way, it is illegal to have sex with animals. You should be shot.

lol lily.

i dont think she's fat. she seems like the type of girl who knows she's cute and uses it to her advantage.

cute, but nothing special.

she's contradicting herself. tsk tsk.

prolly jailbait?

angelfood, she actually said she would screw OVER anyone if she would benefit from it..... so she's not a slut, she's a biatch. :-)

This girl is one of the best in recent memory. It's about time they get hotter.

You people do know that Wiseman is one of this sites owners, just starting shit, so you keep coming back. It's already been proven., BOYCOTT!!!!

Buck Nasty---sultry indian?

more like gangsta mexican buddy...look again.

ohhhh BuckyPoo I think I would rather kept you wild boys atleast a campfire and a hand shake away...anyway...I learned a long time ago...group hugs are just about horny little boys copping a feel of my boobies~!

lilyspryte: And to think think I used to just watch my friends get jumped while I just stood by and laughed.

Cowboys and Indians you say. You must have grown up in some in some mean ass 'burbs. It was just pick-up games of football whenever traffic was light enough.

They are so full of shit about the $3 million dollar question. Shit, I'm a guy and I'd sleep with my grandpa for 3mil. He's been dead for over 10 years to boot.

my bad...I meant "there must be...."

Is wiseman an owner or did he complain about the fake wiseman? Perhaps he is Kate Beckinsale's brother-in-law.

she does have an indian nose though...

I'm a silly little cunt, sorry everyone

John is a fucking gay piece of retarded shit. Everyone knows this.

Ur comebacks are seriously fucking lame wiseman. And ur always talking about aminals, keep ur sick animal fucking fantasies to urself, don't pollute this site by displaying them. Not only are u a fucking faggot but ur also into beastiality, ur one sick nasty muthafucka, and u should be locked up, or kill yourself.

Mikel, u say she's fat? u should get ur eyes checked, cause u can't see for shit. U probably like u some Nicole Richie type of anorexic ho.

Mylene, u say she's a fat slut, well I haven't see ur pics, but i'm sure your an anorexic coke whore, so shut the fuck up, slut.

@ previous:

she s probably plump thats y hasnt sent any body shots...

All we can see is her face, which unfortunately isnt much and extremely manipulated by lights, angle etc

In fact, I still hold my prev comment that she looks like shes masticating

i almost forgot. this bitch of the day looks just enough like olvia munn, to be do-able. her sixth toe in the 2nd pic kinda bothers me though.

Ninja what the fuck, 6 toes!? that joke was lame. U sound like a toe sucker to me, and any guy who sucks a girls toes is a bitch made muthafucka.

i'm not here to amuse you, bankroll.

although, you may do a search for boy band members willing to pee in your butt. then, you'd be set.

on second thought, bankroll sounds like a hooker name...if you really are "money in the bank", i may consider pimping you out. you'd have to start out by working the welfare line like every other bitch. you'd have to change your name to "penny bank" till you work your way up. sounds like you are experienced in toe sucking too...the male clients will love you. i'm expecting you at work on october 1st. don't be late and wear a nice dress.

remember! do not accept food stamps, having a bankroll of those is instant termination.

be careful, we invented the man-bitch slap for hos like you.

Shitamarink.........WE KNOW YOU ARE A DISABLED CUNT. YOU DONT NEED TO TELL US ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. GET AN EDUCATION YOU PIECE OF DONKEY SHIT. YOU PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO HERE THAN TO SUCK ON BANKROLLS COCK AND TAKE A SHEEP DICK.

you know what, i like this chick. nice eyes.

I just walked in on a middle school catfight........... sad sad sad.

John,Wiseman,Skinofaflic, can't we all just get along. Please drop the rocks & pick up your cock & we'll all have a circle jerk on the ovely BLOTD.

BLOTD: She's got pretty eyes, but not enough to go on.

Wiseman: The only thing you haven't said in your defense so far is; I'm rubber your glue anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Nanny-nanny boo-boo stick your head in doo-doo.

AF How about a group hug???Hey Buddha I've got something for you to rub.Ashley if that is true, you boycott , go away bye bye. Wisemans funny, I'm having fun, let the shit fly.

Jury out on this one, not enough pics to decide, she is kinda cute tho, would need more evidence to support my case, could be rat ass ugly!!!

Everyone else....ding ding ding...u may being round 12!!! LOL, funny stuff, didn't know how long animals would be able to stay out of the fight!! Keeps me laughing tho, better reading this blog then thnking about acutally having to work!!

wiseman is a cunt, sorry its base, but its true. Have we all finished demeaning wiseman now?

We need more pictures dam it, this two picture shit is not going to fly. How can I get a fully erect picture of this girl in my mind. Opps sorry I was just supposed to be thinking that not typing.

BlastBottom, don't get me started! The one we always said in elementary school was:

Fatty fatty, two by four,
couldn't get through the bathroom door,
so you did it on the floor,
licked it up and came back for more.

Gross yes, but somehow funny back then.......