Bastardly Not So Breaking News! Len Wiseman is a lucky bastard!
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
Love the "Mrs. Wiseman" in those swarovski crystals...or that's my assumption. Hmm... maybe a potential new Bastardly product? Any hot ladies wanna sport a bikini bottom (and just the bikini bottom..we can't afford to make tops) that had Bastardly across the ass? On the right lady, it would be hot, no? I could think of a few Bastardly Ladies from the archive that could make it work...
Anyways...yes, Len Wiseman, you lucky bastard... surpassing the lucky bastard status of Pharrell. I'd like to make a safe assumption that they had atleast 10x that day. So where does Kate Beckinsale rank on the Bastardly MILF Rating System™®. Let's not be quick to give her the elusive 10 rating... that's like a unicorn, does it really exists.
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Words cannot describe how hittable that is...
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Nothing much to see here people. She's used meat. She's already produced a couple of sprogs. That thing must be stretched out like some nasty ho. Move slong people there is better stuff out there.
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look at him. his face looks like that of a kid in a free toy store.
she's like his sex toy!! dddaaamn you, len wiseman!@!!!
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J.ALBA'S BIKINI PICTURES WERE 10 TIMES HOTTER!
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Jessica Alba is 24 years old and has just started living. Kate Beckinsale is mature, beautiful and has a child- way better looking than Jessica Alba
Besides- JA is waaaaaaay to skinny and yellow looking these days also KB can act
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On page 6, there is a little cringe near her belly button. Sign of lipo perhaps?
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I totally want a "BASTARDLY" bikini bottom. Please, Moelicious. Please.
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It will be required of my wife to wear a bikini bottom that bears my name on it. Yes.
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That dude looks ghostly in some of the pics...
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Yum!
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YEECH! I don't want to see some other dude scrogging on her.....
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Len, you lucky bastard, damm you to hell.
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somebody tell hubby dude to get off my milf!!!
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Of course Jessica Alba's pics were much hotter. She's hotter. But can you really compare such a young girl to a MILF? Not very fair. Kate's a mother, after all.
She's very hot, if you ask me. A little bit saggy behind, but not that bad.
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As far as ranking on the MILF scale, I would almost give her the 10. Maybe a 9.5. Off the top of my head, the only MILF I can think of that's hotter is Heidi Klum.
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Len, you are a lucky bastard. In fact, I think that Lan should be the Bastardly Patron Saint.
And I'd rate her a solid 9.5.
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He's just happy to be there.
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mmmmm Yum Kate Beckinsale. Thats hittable
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Old bones make the best soup. A little cream of kate.
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Oh man...a bastardly bikini bottom sounds like fun!!
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dang!!!!
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picture 8 right there baby up and down humm nice and slow
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is teh such thing as the lucky bastard cam?
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