Bastardly Lady of the Day - Bonnie
Thursday, September 28th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson

Bonnie writes:
These are some goofy-ass pix, but, what the hell? I am into public humiliation.
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Have to be Angelina Jolie. She is gorgeous, has a bod to die for and those soft, luscious lips....And, I like that she's a tough mom.
Do you like your boobs?
I guess. They've held up pretty well. And, anything more than a mouthful is a waste!
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Umm, how quickly can you write the check? I have always looked for a man with a million and a heart condition, so, DUH, YEAH!!!!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Well, I get told I look like Sally Field or Betty Boop, but probably not to get in my pants. I mean, how many guys want to get in Sally Field's pants. "You like me.....uh, oh yeah, you REALLY like me!!! Say it, say it!!!!!"
What makes you Bastardly?
You know the song, "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off?" 'Nuff said.
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!
























umm....speechless......
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What the hell! is right
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WTF?!?! Correct me if I am worng, but are bastardly women SUPPOSED to look like middle aged Lord of the Rings groopies?
If so, this geezered has it all!
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wow, nice way to start my day.
bonnie, how old are you?--
*listens at the faint sound of roaring*
uh-oh, stampede. people aint gonna be too happy about this one...
*runs and hides*
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This must be a sick joke or something.
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eeeeew.... I think its a joke... for some reason i get the feeling shes a high school teacher whose students hate her guts and did this to freakin humiliate her... anyway GROSSSSSSS
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You knew unWiseman's wife would finally succumb and submit a BLOTD entry.
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Hey why did Shitamarinks mom post herself here??
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because i was too busy screwing wiseman's mom to post her photo up
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Is it possible a friend of hers posted it as a joke?
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Iwish............get glasses, you were fucking your 8 year old sister you sick freak. Oh sorry cunt, you were fucking a dog aswell.
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Why does everyone hate Wiseman? Is it because he is a complete prick, is it because he's a tosser, is it because his comebacks are complete horse shit or is it all of them combined?
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I actually dont mind people abusing Wiseman, it really does perk up my day
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Let the Buddha say there are a lot of queer people here. I am disturbed by this. Anyway this woman looks like Petra Nemcova, so what are you people complaining about?? I bet any of you lot would pound her.
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Dayum angelfood again! You sure got a ego problem eh?
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Anon..........I wouldnt be surprised if you were Iwish. You sound similar. Oh yeah YOU get a life.
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did it ever occur to any of you that maybe this woman has a sense of humour and does not take herself or life too seriously?? She is just having fun, look at her pics for shits sake, she is having fun and does not let the little shit in life bug her.....which is more than most of you tight asses can say.
Good for her, keep enjoying life lady!!
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#26....... agreed! She doesn't care...... good for her!
Everyone who is involved in this retarded pissy fight.......... go drink a beer, or smoke a joint, or eat some chocolate, hell, even get laid...... whatever will make you stop bitching in a celeb gossip forum about posters you will NEVER MEET IN PERSON. Geeze.
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I'll tell you what, she looks like she would be a helluva lot more fun to knock back a few rounds of beer with then some of these fake plastic looking "I think I am so beautiful and perfectly wonderful & hot," (9 times out of 10, they are NOT!) BLOTD chicks on here.
She looks like she would be a hoot and half to hang with.
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nevermind, the post # changed...... Monahan, I agree with you.............
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this is one HOT SLUT! Heelz yeah!!
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omg... this lady is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!..
ps. this is a joke right?
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This cunts last picture says it all...she's a green faced bitch that's takin' a shit in a black robe...Bastardly Lady of the Day has a whole new meaning today...
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She looks fun!!!!!1 And, plus she likes a song by the hottest country singer there is so of course I would like her. Least, she looks like a normal older lady not one who has had plastic surgery that has gone terribly wrong.. She is one hot bitch!
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unWiseman becoming unhinged is hysterical. I think he's either George W. or George Michael.
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Shitamarink.................YOU are a tosser. George Michael is a legend.
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This is for all the boys throwing shit at each other.
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Arguing on the internet.
Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you
are still retarded!!!
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wow thats a lot of shit. anyways i think that she seems like an awesome individual and is cute for her age.
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i wanna be that hot when i'm 50. i already have the penis.
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gee buckie-poo couldn't you have added those assholes throwing shit at the women who post? It just amazes me that as bastardly as these guys THINK they are, they are so insecure they haffta shit on the women that post just because we refuse to post our pics as BLOD's! Where and the hell are their pics? Hey...Buck...where is your pic? ;> By the way...I think all those guys that argue and bitch ought to chose a half-dozen or so of the words above and add it to their nicnames! aka: subnormal, plebeian, unexciting, moth-eaten, feebleminded, inadequate etc...
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Ha! she s funny and bet she doesnt know shes bein ripped apart on this forum!
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A-food agrees with lilyspryte but hasnt read the second half of her post which says "Everyone who is involved in this retarded pissy fight", since AF has been startin pissy little fights since the weekend with anyone and everyone. And AF, what is unsecurity? have never heard of that word. lol
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What a fuckin hypocrite AF is. you need to add all those words to your nickname. "I think all those guys that argue and bitch" what different have you been doing?
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Hey!
I do remember! It was iceman who had said he would send his pictures if there was ever a Bastardly guy of the day.. it was in one the Lisa S threads where he had said something like we (he and lisa) are beautiful people or something like that
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well...rajat...I figured lily was talking about the fight that was going on with the guys...I have not been starting shit! mel started it, anon started it back a few BLODS...what is your fuckin' interest in it anyway? I will happily chose a few of those words...if you promise to do the same yourself! ya stupid fuck!
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looks like you have been doing a good job of convincing yourself that everyones picks on you and you just give it to them! keep your delusions up.
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rajat has spoken...I am so impressed...NOT...smoochies! ;>
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No thats notit.
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Nah
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my kids don't hear me swear...actually I would feel more sorry for your mother...just because of you...you must be one of those small minded people that believe once you are a mom that is all you can be...personal live ends after that and they become an "A-sexual" entity...that is all a "mom" but how could I expect a you to comprehend that? And I certainly don't have the dirtiest mouth or mind here...what is this shit...harper valley? :|
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That has a ring to it.Buck cruddy,Buck rotten, buck screwy,buck trashy,buck nutty
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O preeths please. There are things you should stay away from, as in children. By the way you do have to stay away from children with that restraining order , right?
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no you dont have the dirtiest mouth.. definitely not. but youre one of those mean mean foul mouthed people who actually pretend to be ms.goody two shoes. which is even worse. and why are you defending yourself? you wouldnt give a damn if it werent true. poor kids. do they know their mom posted pics on an internet forum because of self esteem issues? lmao...
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wow. angelfood finally has a supporter. and buck, you have involved far more things than discussing about children on the forum. so dont pretend to be moralistic.
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Yes I am moralistic, see the name. I come to the defense of people getting jumped for no reason.Buck Moralistic to the rescue.
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Why are everyone so damn angry from a couple of days?
And plz everyone, stop getting personal with things that do not concern you...
Cheers!
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I don't talk any shit until it is thrown out there Ms. Highbrow. You started on this girls children so prepare to be mounted.
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"I don’t talk any shit until it is thrown out there "
but you DO talk right? whether thrown or initiated is an altogether different matter
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I'll talk all the shit you want hunny, but it's 5 oclock quitting time, so go sit in a comfy chair preethy bear, relax have a glass of wine, unwind let your hair down, get your biggest dildo & GO FUCK YOURSELF. Have a nice night all.
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That was for Missy Preeths Af not you, sorry for the gutter mouth.
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I feel so bad for the past couple of BLOTDS..
the threads have anything but any reference to them...
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Well the last 2 BLOD's have not been much to talk about or look at.
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And you how kids get to pushing other kids around, then theres name calling, and it turns ugly pretty quick sometimes.
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We need some quality BLODS, but what person in there right mind would subject themselves to this shit.
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Buck...I was joking...like I said you gotta be able to laugh at yourself! Since preeths commented what an aweful filthy mouth I had...just thought I would take you along with me for the ride dude...joking Buckiepoo...joking? ya know - joking? LMAO...joking...okay? If I got a potty mouth so I am an aweful mother...fuck-an-A Buck - you certainly qualify to come with me? mel...says...blah, blah, blah... ;>
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Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.
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like I said Mr. Prophet lala land...feel free to go eat a cow and drink some wine somewhere else...me thinks you are just jealous of western civilizations great accomplishments while you sleep in cow shit and worship terrists....
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Angel food your a childish and heartless ol' weinch.
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geez skeeter have a heart already! ;> Ol' wench!...I resemble that comment! :|
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i am so confused right now... this woman has the be nominated as the oldest lookin betty of the century yet she is being considered a bastardly hottie. i'm in complete denial right now.
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* i meant has to be
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Profit More Ham Head. I hear a bang. I see a flash. It looks like tracers from an AK47. I see your head exploding out of the back of that rag on your stupid mellon.And then there was silence. Coming to a Masque near you very soon. 103 Ranger Batillion.
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OMG Buck! Literally huh? hahahahahaha...
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Skidamarink:"You knew unWiseman’s wife would finally succumb and submit a BLOTD entry." LOL
-Wiseman:"Hey why did Shitamarinks mom post herself here??"
-Iwish:"because i was too busy screwing wiseman’s mom to post her photo up"
LOL
lilyspryte, angelfood, Come on, tell me that shit ain't entertaiment for you.
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Pound cake, fucking cry baby just shut up. God you make me sick to my stomach. Blubbering bitch.
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dirtybitch...umm...like...just go away...k? like a bad disease IT's back...
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well, i happen to think this chick is pretty cool. i like the 1st pic of page 1 and the last pic on page 2. who the hell cares what her age is. if she's open-minded enough to read The Bastardly and submit a semi-profile, then she's alright with me!
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I dunno why - but I like her *lol*
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Hey has anyone seen my granma...oh there she is. OK, time for your meds. Now get back in the basement. Sorry folks, didn't mean to scare you like that. Yikes!!!
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actually...... that's MY mom........... god.... who knew?
lol
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Wiseman & skidmark get a hotel room & get it over with, this shit is giving me a headache. And on to our BLOD-Yamma mamma it's fright night. Her fav. song is Tequila makes your clothes fall off,please,please,please ,please,please don't do any shots of Tequila with a camera near by.
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Why do people think John is a gay in a wheelchair?? Is it because he keeps on coming here to tell us he like sex with animals? Or is it because he tells us his incestuous behaviour?? Or is it because he has no life??? Or is it because he doesnt know what to say????
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ask ninja...he knows...right? =o) That is definitely not angelfood.....anon...do you have a live plan away from slaughtering me - very ineffectively? dumb fuck! can you stay on task just one day? like maybe comment on the BLOD instead of stalking me?
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lily - I agree with you. Whenever we say the person looks like she has a sense of humor or would be fun to party with...we get accused of being fugly, fat women with unsecurity as our motivating force...Who gives a flip! ;>
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if there ever was a vote, you and wiseman would win hands up as the most annoying people. and stop acting like a silly school girl "momma, he/she started it, not me, i swear"
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I feel so sorry for angelfoods children. Imagine having a foulmouthed mother like that.
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Still not there.
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HeHeHe boobies.
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That is it.No Buck stuffy, buck timid, no, Buck Scurvy, that has a nice maritime ring to it. Buck Submissive, O behave, I think I'll stick w/ Buck Nasty
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WTF. wheres Jackson at? does he look at these girls before he posts them up?
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I am not an AF supporter, I'm not a rajat,preeths,big papi, or Mel supporter. I am an athletic supporter. A bastardly supporter. I am killing a little time at work, trying to have a little fun so I can go home to my kids in a good mood, don't ruin my buzz bitch.
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SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Come on Moe-Jam, Moe-lite,Moe-Job, Moe-Booty,put a little incentive for these people to post their pics. Maybe a Moe Ass T- shirt or thong????
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lol...wiseman's comments sound like some 10 year old is writing them. Wouldn't be surprised if that's the case. Still, it's funny reading them.
That woman is silly, like she said. At least it's a change from the usual BLOTD.
But I agree with Buck Tooth. No quality woman would ever submit her pics.
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Man...dirtybitch really moving up in the world...she's got a computer at home now...not just at her rockin' suckin' coffee shack! Wow...what did it take you...6 monthes to save up for that baby? smoochies! ;>
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Moe, moe, moe. Have some heart. Save the woman from ridicule. Edit please Mr. Editor. Save us from blindness. Unless, she's your mother, of course, then she's a wicked hottie who we'll defile in a big bastardly gangbang.
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And it keeps getting....weirder..and weirder..by the minute.
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Preeths you bitch. You've been hard to live with since they dropped that house on your sister.
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damn preeths...who died and made you god & moderator?
angelfood flippant
angelfood underfoot
angelfood gagged up
angelfood stale
angelfood foul
and if YOU can't laugh at yourself...I pity the people around you!
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mel-anoma
mel-adjusted
mel-nutrishious
mel-content
mel-odramatic
mel-odorious
mel-ancholy
mel-formed....pick one or all! ;P
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*shakes head ruefully @ angelfood*
That comment was for preeths
But anyways, thanks for making me the centre of your universe, as always
how i love insecure women... rotf-lmao...
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yeah...anon...I get to the site and I see you already done marked it! LOL...sounds like you and mel need to get a room! smoochies!
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I'm glad shes into public humiliation. I mean, she doesn't exactly expect us to say hottie right?
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o_O ?????????
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OMG - you just must be an aweful father...imagine with that mouth ;> Buckiepoo...more fuel for the fire Nasty!
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Mel why does she attack you????
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Wiseman shut the fuck up. I'm starting to think Wise-Ass is actually a woman. No man could ever spend that much time wining and griping about petty shit over the internet. Just shut it.
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Why you bust on Mel AF??
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Don't deny it..haha I wouldn't be suprise of this was Angelcrap..lmao
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now go bitch...
shooo... shooo.... shooo.......
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seriously buck, i have no idea. i commented once on her and since then, she has been making a reference to me in every post of hers.. which is sad in a way!
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