For the Bastardly Ladies: Leonardo DiCaprio @ The Departed Premiere
Thursday, September 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Leonardo came to this thing alone, but I'm pretty sure he left w/ Emmanuelle Chriqui. I know he's still boning Bar Rafaeli, but why the hell do you think Emmanuelle was invited in the first place?!
Remember, when you see a hot chick @ a premiere for a flick in which she doesn't star, the only reason she's there is because someone involved w/ the flick wants a piece of her juicy ass. Altar boy Markie Mark & M. Damon are out of the Q, so who could it be...? Martin Sheen?!
Regardless of who slept w/ Emans on the night of the premiere, we would like to damn them to hell!!
wait is this the kid from what's eating gilbert grape?
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I was under the impression that more chicks would enjoy this kind of stuff...
did I guess wrong or waht?!!??!
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unWiseman is "releasing the hostages" to these pictures as I type this.
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When did DiCaprio acquire that crazy deer-in-the-headlights look? So not hot.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
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I never liked him since I saw Titanic in '97 or whatever, but Leonardo is looking a bit old-er these days.
The ladies need some pictures of some barely legal hotties, 27 and under.
PS. Yes he was in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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Shitamarink..............YOUR SHEEP ARE CALLING YOU FOR YOUR DAILY BUM RAPING.
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Why are these posts becoming a sausage fest?
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You guys are hilarious. That sucks if Leo is schtupping Emmanuelle. He's probably banged so much ass he's either got the HIV or HepC.
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Leo had gorgeous eyes and beautiful skin but the body of a child...put his face on a man's body...I'd take him. IMHO, he is like a young Cruise or Van Damme,...little schrimpy guys with pretty faces - hopefully his face will stay pretty cuz that is about all he has going for him...but I have to admit...he has a taste for beautiful women...can't deny that!
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i never really cared for him when he was younger, but it appears hes getting hotter with age
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angelfood is right. He has the look and charm that makes angels cry. however, put some meat and bones on him like Gov. Arnold. Otherwise, he's just a better version of Tiny Cruise. Ha!
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angelfood, he has a taste for beautiful women with NO CURVES...... so I think he is poorly masking his homosexual tendencies....... I have never liked this guy....... his acting sucks and he looks like ass........
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you got a point there lily...too damn bad huh? maybe him and his buddie (superman lead guy whatever his name is) are just a little more than friends? who knows!
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Most actors suck. We need athletes.
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Yummy! I would let Leo do me in in the butt, you can bet his sweet ass on that. No! he's not a homo.
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I don't care what you all say. That is one fine man! Ow!!
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Americans should kill themselves now. They are a bunch of shallow fat bastards. They are fat arseholes who are a waste of space. This planet needs to become extinct, so why fucking increase the population? The ugly chinks and Indians are doing that as it is. ALL HUMAN SCUM PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES NOW AND KILL THE NEAREST ANIMALS ASWELL.
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Margo, you need a consensus from your trusted comrades. Post your photo on this site.
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Yes yes...........Leo was fucking that ugly man Gisselle.
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I THINK LEO IT IS GETTING HOTTER EVERY DAY , I LOVE HIM.
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i liked him better when he wasnt orange
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Happy Birthday to Leo on turning 22.
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The worst actor ever. punk
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BTW, Leo is 32yrs not 22yrs. Big Papi, I would send you a photo if you looked like Leo.
Sorry, but you still couldn't handle the ride.
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he looks better with an unshaven face. makes him look more manly instead of a prettyboy
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Everyone please stop being so mean... Most of these celebrities we so call hate are just puppets to their agents and editors n shit, and their image is most often is not even their choice.. It's completely fair to have your opinions, but just pretend you were in their situation and you read all these negative posts about yourselves, it would really hurt, even the bitchiest, rudest, or even prettiest of celebs... I like Leo because I think he's attractive and talented, don't like Jessica Alba b/c I think she's over-hyped and rude, and believe anyone who believes otherwise is entitled to their opinion... Just lets not ruin ourselves on forums because our names are anonymous or something, all this negative vibes darken everyones day :(
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Anyone who doesn't like leo dicap should be decapitated haha fuckin assholes
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OMG, The prophet Morehamhead, that was hilarious! i was actually sitting here laughing out loud reading your post
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This is a really cheezy, disgusting site, but it is fun.
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Big Papi....................If Shitamarink wants salami from the sheep then let him.
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Meh. He still looks like a homo.
Too man pretty for me.
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I love Leo!!!!
Shut up haters!
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pic 2 and 3! He's so hot!
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