Vanessa Anne Hudgens vs. Willa Holland - The Bastardly Jailbait Matchup
Thursday, September 28th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
From the Wikipedia...the tale of the tape between these two illegal cuties. I don't feel completely dirty doing this post.Vanessa Anne Hudgens (born December 14, 1988) is an American actress and singer. She made her screen debut in 2003 and appeared in the Hollywood films Thirteen and Thunderbirds, before coming to fame in the 2006 hit made-for-television film, High School Musical. Hudgens has also began a music career, and released her debut album, entitled V on September 26, 2006.
Holland was born in Los Angeles, California, the daughter of cinematographer Keith Holland and actress Darnell Gregorio-De Palma. She has 2 sisters, Brianna Holland (born 1988) and Piper De Palma (born 1996). Holland spent the earlier part of her childhood in London. It was during that period that she spent time on the set of the film Mission: Impossible which was directed by her step-father Brian De Palma.
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Let the Buddha say I would fuck Willa. Inever had a girl like that when I sat under the bo tree.
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nothing special
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Again, I really need that list of countries where this is legal.
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Willa wins based soley on the fact that the other girl is wearing leggings.
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this is wrong.......... I bet their curfew is 9:30pm on weekends.......
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Born 1991??? HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this post is wrong hey... willa only just turned 16.
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Vanessa Anne is a Pedo's dream...long hair, chubby cheeks and probably doesn't have any grass on the plain....also no need for tampons on this chick...no bleeding monthly...only bleeding due to pleasure...
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"only bleeding due to pleasure"
NOT COOL!!!
NOT COOL!!
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Not cool at all dawg! They're kids man.
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Donkeycock is only saying what you sick fucks are too chickenshit to say. Why post this bs in the first place?
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DONKEY!....LOL
Nothing too great about either one, but Vanessa is the one that's kinda sexy.
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Vanessa wins because she is so damn fine and cute. Yeah, big deal about her age! She'll be 18 in 2 1/2 months. Besides the "legal age thing", what's the difference between Dec. 14th, 2006 and Sep. 28th, 2006 as far as her looks and her body and her maturity?
And sure, she can bring Willa in for a threesome! WTH!?! WTF!?! And who cares what you uptight, right-wing Christian goody-goody prudes say! Make love not war, beyaaatches!!
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The younger they get, the more they taste like sweet honey in the center.
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Oh look, rocoje's trying to shock us.
"what’s the difference between Dec. 14th, 2006 and Sep. 28th, 2006"
The LAW, motherfucker.
Big Papi can go straight to hell too.
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i think the vanessa chick is hotter, she remins me of a young Lisa Bonet', "DEnise" from the cosby show back in the 80's. Lisa bonet' was damn fine, and this vanessa girl looks alot like her.
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Me and Nessa were in the Regal Beagle together...shes primetime.
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#17, tell me you haven't banged a teenager before. That would only mean you were a virgin until you were out of college.
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Speak for your own damn self these 2 bitches are both ugly and I dont want to fuck neither of them and I dont give a fuck about their ages not everyone is a sick pervert.
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Hey dumbass aka "thebomb", who said I'm trying to shock you? Did you read my whole post or just pick out the words that are convenient for your granny loving ass?!? Why don't you just go bang your girlfriends, Barbara Bush (GW Bush's mommy) and Bea Arthur you dried up prune loving, denture sucking, flabby flappy skin licking, great-great-grandma loving beyaaatch!!
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I boned a 15 year old once.
When I was 16.
Bring on the pervert accusations!
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Yeah Rocoje I read your whole dumb ass post, prick. Go trawl the net for teenagers while I fuck my fine-ass girlfriend (who's a full-grown woman, btw). Maggot turd.
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I guess what your trying to say is because he doesn't want to fuck a 14 year old. he must be into granny's damn you are fucking ignorant. I guess you dont know women between 18 and 30 do exist.
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Hey "trannylover" aka "thebomb", look again, your full grown woman is a guy dumbass; sneak a hand down "her" pants and check. What, just because I'm 19 I can't look at Vanessa Hudgens? Isn't that retarded to think of me as as pedo? Do you even understand the word? Why don't you go play with your "girlfriend" sherrie or is it sherman? Obviously "her" 90 year old granny ass is getting too sensitive for you to keep banging "thebomb."
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They didn't make 15-year-olds like that when I was in school. I think Vanessa is probably hotter but we won't know until she gets out of the Short Skirts Are Meant to Worn with Jeans School that Alyson Michalka goes to.
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Let me just say. I'm sure some of you feel real perverted right now. But let me wake you up to something. Look at the generation today, do girls even remorsely look their age? No! 15-year-old girls look like they should be on the cover of FHM or some shit. This is a fact, I am not fifteen yet. I am fifteen in about two or so weeks roughly guessing (what the fuck is the date today anyway). My boyfriend is 18. Let me tell you something, the first time he found out my age was just when he started showing interest in me and he fucking freaked out. He went crazy and got all upset for two hours but then he got over it. The point is, girls look so much older than they really are nowadays, so it doesn't neccessarily make you a pervert that you're looking at a girl that looks like a fully developed woman anyway. What I consider a paedophile would be those creepy bastards who look at eight-year-olds and get a kick out of it.
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i want to rape their delicate pooholes
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willa --> Holland
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willa is hot. I'm going to sleep because it's 00:00 hour here in holland
greets from the netherlands
bye
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they r both hot as, and we'd all love to be with both of them, but since none of us ever will, it's ok to dream.... maybe not quite voice those dreams as graphically as some have written here though lol... peace out
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I wanna fuck vanessa's ass,mouth,boobs,face and pussy in that order
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Nothing special. typical overrated jailbate.
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Willa is so fucking hot! And "Willa" is right. When I first saw Willa Holland, I thought she was at least 17, but when I found out she was 15 i was like "damn, really?"... in 17, so its still perfectly fine for me to think of willa that way and im happy about that... she is a cutie. i wanna fuck her!
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WTF vanessa is well fit n shes 17 theres nothin rong with 17 shes a fukin woman, if u lot r old fukin men then i mite understand bt 4 me vanessa is emmense
id stil do willa
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Willa is hot as, i would fuck her in every hole she's got!
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you guys are all wierd. Vanessa wil be 18 soon, therefore not jailbait anymore. and Willa just turned 16 in June. And, i've met them both through modeling jobs and i think it's safe to say they both act older than they are. So really, there isn't a comparison and i think you all should stop talking about which one you would rather screw. it's just gross.
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seriously you guys r fucked in the head n go ahead envy me i dont care
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NEDM
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DON'T EVER DISS VANESSA HUDGENS any person that does is fuckin serious on the high of pure jealousy mannn this girl in person is so damn beautiful it's not even funny and it may be suprising to some but she DOES have more talent then alot of famous girls her age & older, It's so great to see a girl such phenomenal as she is sooo.....
extrodinary really with brains beauty and talent as she has, it's sensational
She has great potential for anything
Well her face ISN'T meant for makeup guys it's seriously heavnly stunning. These pictures don't give her enough credit
& though girls just stupid girls say she is a "whore" fugly watever gay words they can think of I get mad obviously becuz they must be BLIND as a bat hahaa
that girl vanessa hudgens would have any guy at her feet espically that dude zac efron i mean come on she's a dream come true
thank god for vanessa (anne) hudgens
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i think vanessa hudgens is beautiful
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Vannessa hudgens is so hot and zac is a dumb shit for not asking her out if i were in his shoes i would have asked her out asoon as i got 2 know her and u guys a are fucked in the head if u think willa is hotter than vanessa
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VANESSA HUDGENS ROX, SO SHE WINS ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE WRITING RUDE THINGS ABOUT HER ARE JUST PLAIN MEAN!!!!!!!!GO BABY-V
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VANESSA HUDGENS IS BEAUTIFUL AND BETTER OKAY
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tom8 u r a hero i bow down - i would fuck them both 4 hours and make them swallow my cum, if only willa was a little bit younger tho
lmao
lmao
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vanessa i think you are gonna win the contest. you know why because you are mad hot,
and willa is very ugly. i dont think that willa haves a chance of winning. vanessa do you think that you are gonna lose. dont think that okey. i think that everybody is gonna vote
for you.vanessa zac is stuped because he havent asked you out. vanessa who do you like tell me anytime. vanessa is carbin bleu cute, because i dont think that he's that cute.
i think that zac efron and you make a cute couple. vanessa who is ashley tisdale dating,
i wish that she's dating carbin bleu. tell her stuff about carbin and make her like him please vanessa im pleasing ya. vanessa by the way break leg at the contest be one cute girl. try to be getto okey and you will win because i tried that before and i won first place. vanessa try to ask out zac efron. my sister loves jesse mccartney she thinks that he haves a great body. you know what i think that jesse mccartney socks.
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i think both r butiful id like 3 in the bed romp wid dem :) oooohh yeeaahh
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haha ignore my last comment.
eww.
lmao, im sadly obsessed wtih vah.
at first it was because her and zac would have been cute together and zacs freakin hot.
and then i became obsessed with her because she had long hair and i like long hair :]
haha and i kind of like her music.
but im only in love with her because shes pretty.
lmao, willa is pretty in the oc :]
but shes kinda not hot in that pic there.
she also is like emo.
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they both look like they're 17-18, but there is a three year difference between them
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willa holland *----------------------------*
*hearts*
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how the hell is that girl sixteen i thiught she was 25 or somthing
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Definitely Willa.
That Vanessa bitch is fugly.
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Venessa your Hot, Holland your Hot too but your 16 (Child)
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why pick one if u can have both................
but if i had to pick its vanessa by a little bit
:)
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willa is 10 times hotter, vanessa is supa dupa boring and a tad pudgey =/...sorry girl.
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Vanessa.
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vanessa wins i think
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if u disagree i can show u a nude pic of vanessa got the URL i post it here:
http://www.hitsusa.com/1-great-ones/vanessa-hudgens-really-is-nude.jpg
that take u right to the page it wont let me paste actual pic tho soz was confirmed that it is real by TMZ.com
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Even before she was 18, I would have chosen Vanessa. (For entertainment purposes only)
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I pick willa, theres something about her thats better than nessa. Plus im not diggin nessa's good girl act, try boring. Willa ROCKS!
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man you people are sick minded.
wow.
they are both very pretty!
I'm a fan of both of em!
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Vanessa is the winner.
I would start with her in her feet, just look at those feet.... her center I could just imagine would be very bushy, I know I can stay for a long time, sweet pussy...
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i wanna fuck u
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Vanessa.
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I think Wila is okay but vanessa is really pretty, can you believe that vanessa is 18 and only looks 16!! lolz..................
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I'm less thana month younger than Willa, so I will do my best to fuck her brains out for all you horny men jerking off to jail bait.
Watch out Willa 8 natural inches comming at ya.
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i'll fuck em both especialy vannesa i love her.
have you seen her naked wow
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no... actually, she just turned 15!!
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willa --> Holland
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wait, correction. I mean Willa just turned 15 in June. Not 16.
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vannesa is 100 times better then that other skanky TROUT...
she is so pritty and i think her and zac make a wicked couple so the other bitch can go fuck herself ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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vennesa is georgious and the other skank realy shouldend have gone for a lepord print dress as a dog outfit would have been better for her minging barking looks ........................
vennesa to win your beautiful...
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