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Unlike Beyonce, Jessica Biel looks like she didn't put nearly as much effort just to go out for dinner. She looks comfortable for a nice meal... because, Beyonce, it's just dinner.

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i remember the first time you wore that dress jessica
we were on a picnic
wine, cheese, a beautiful day, great company
who knew the day would end with a murder investigation
and i would never talk to you gain

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:47pm
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take a bow john... :)

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:59pm
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great john up until the spelling error...that shit could have been quoted...way to fuck it up.....

As far as JB, looks kinda wide on all sides with the dress..

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:00pm
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yeah i fucked up
i always catch it 2 fucking seconds after i hit enter

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:09pm
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i love how you complain about Beyonce dressing up when Christina Auguilera wears five pounds of makeup and a wig to take out the trash..at least Beyonce's worth the effort and looks gorgeous! Beyonce is a much, much bigger international star than Jessica Biel, she was in London and not just wandering around LA, she was SURROUNDED in paparrazi, and it was a very upscale restaurant. Jessica's just have a nice lunch! there's no comparison

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:17pm
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Damn, it'll be impossible to get a table in that joint. She looks great!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:19pm
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*I mean NYC. which is still in America, and since Jessica lives in America, it's not a big deal as an overseas trip to perform at fashion week. Beyonce's glamour was completely appropriate

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:21pm
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I say tie Jessica down to the salad bar and have an all you can eat.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:44pm
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And she couldn't stay away from the dogs!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:45pm
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I can't believe you people are arguing about J.Biel v. Beyonce's choice of dinner wear when you are missing the obvious lesbian opportunity here.

I wonder if Jessica and her lady friend went home and had dessert off each other.....

Damn, that's a great visual. Seeing as J.Biel hasn't been photographed with a dude in a while, it's totally plausible, too.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:58pm
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DITTO PAPI!!! LIKE HER FOR DESSERT!!!!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 4:17pm
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Ass implants......yep.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 4:19pm
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Yes yes.....good meat.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 7:58pm
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A fatty in the making...

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 8:38pm
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i dk if it is just me but for some reason this chick doesn't look like she's ever gotten "the DICK"
sure she's banged a bunch of hollywood trash, but She needs to a guy like rocco or lexington steele to ripe her a new gape.

PS: for those of you who don't know what the dick is, I am refering to the bernie mac skit where he's banging the wife the phone rings and she picks it up to proceed to talk on it as he bangs her like nothing's going on. that's when bernie mac get's mad and describes how you have to regain your honour by giving her "the DICK"

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 9:12pm
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She's "ravissante"! I just hope she doesn't go all anorexic like most hollywood girls.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:46pm
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Biel is so freakishly disgusting vomit looking..

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 9:12am
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There's something interesting about Biel. She's just cool enough to be a guy's gal, yet not so much so you feel like you're with a guy. That's always the balance of a perfect woman, with grace, beauty and charm. You're almost there Jessica. Near perfect. WHaaaaatttt?! What am I saying? Must have been all that scotch and lines of coke last night. Biel, do Playboy (NOW!) with all the money shots. You nasty little slut. Don't give us this casual, out for dinner with your best friendz look. Tits and ass, baby. Show em. Fondle them. Deep tongue kiss other hot chicks and pinch their nipples. Otherwise stay indoors.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 9:51am
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She's gross ugly and disgusting. She has an ugly behind and beyonce looks like a snake. and just because Paparazzi surround you doesnt mean your hot. Beyonce is the ugliest woman alive her fake ugly blonde hair is the worst. And she looks so damn stupid when she dances. Her dance moves are retarded.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 10:34am
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I'm with the doctor on this one. She's a fattie in the making. No wonder she works out so often. Imagine what would happen if she didn't...
And I also agree with blue lace, there's much more interest and paparazzi around Beyonce (wonder why), and with Biel it was probably one or two photographs, so she didn't really care as much.
Seriously tough, she looks way too plain and chubby to be considered as attractive as you say she is. Nothing special at all.

Saturday, September 30th, 2006 @ 10:52am
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i need vent evry now an then plz talk 2 me i promise i wont use bad words or say anything bad or lie 2 u. the truf is that i am a very lonely man, that is y i spend so much time here. i so fucking lonely. i like wierd things i kno i hav not been normal since i was kid so i neva have friens. and i dont want it 2 b tru but the fact is that i am a pedophile an i am a necrophile and i cannot help that i am attracted to that. is hard 4 me to say but i cant help it. i feel so bad abut it and i wish it not tru but i cannot help wat i am attracted to. i dont act on it i dont do anything bad abut it cuz i have 2 control it almost 24/7. but i dont on here i can tell u all what i want and i can b myself.

i started liking girls when i 10 years old and then i just neva stopped liking them. i stil notice 10 yrs old girls when i see a pretty 1. i got into necrophilia when i older, abut 16 yrs old. it started as just discovering and liking BDSM an it grew from there. lots of guys and even girls r like that. they like leather and whips and chains and handcuffs cuz is kinky. i thought it was kinky 2 but then it start to get boring so i get more hardcore. more and more hardcore. i went from spanking fetish to whips and handcuffs and now i am out to women being stabbed and beaten and dismembered and completely helpless and under mans control. of course i look at fake photos i neva wanna hurt some1 like that 4 real. but it turns me on and i cant help it anymore. it makes me feel like such a bad person. sometimes i go look at pics of dead women i look at real pics of traffic accident and drownings where the woman is naked and i get turned on. i feel so ashamed but when i masterbate i think abut it and i cum. this is real life and i cannot change wat i am. in real life i gotta act nice and pretend 2 b normal just like all of u.

but i am just at a higher level of desensitation than u.

a lot of people find bondage kinky and its getting mor mainstream. u know wat?? bondage is just a symbolism of rape evn if u dont wanna admit it!! rape is basic instinct and thought 4 humans and that is y we find it kinky.

u have the other person tied up or handcuffed and is a pretend but u that is a pretend simulation of rape!!! i just let it get out of hand and i tryin to control it now but here is where i let it all go. sorry.

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 6:28pm
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she's adorable in that dress - pretty and feminine

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 10:32pm
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i looove her :)

Monday, February 25th, 2008 @ 11:04am
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we're all concerned about glamour/when there is a murder investigation to focus on... ;)

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:26pm
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