Bastardly Breaking News!! Keeley Hazell Fully Dressed! Not Showing Boobies!
Friday, September 29th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

I didn't think there any fully clothed snaps of her on the Internet. Maybe that explains why there's only ONE!!
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Is that a vibrating pager in her hands? Call her up and say helloooooo.
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I just love the insecure pose she has going on...
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C'mon, Keeley, save the clothes for when you're fifty!
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She is an example of a proper cheap ho. Just shows her tits in the Sun newspaper.
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she is actually not that hot! i mean not Adiana or Ambrosio hot! She looks plane! plane jane!
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Tim:
You're right. None of those British "tit-models" are all that hot. That's part of the appeal. The average delusional wanker would think he might actually have a shot with these hos.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
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Didn't recognize her with her clothes on.
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she looks like a regular cunt with the clothes on...what's funny is that some photog. recognized her face...that photog. is a faggot!
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I'd pee in her butt.
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doom i'm *very* delusuional.not delusional enough to think i'd have a chance.but hey...:)
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shes fucking nasty and has saggy boobs that will be down to her knees in 5yrs. bet shes got a shitload of stds. gross dirty slut.
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SLLUUUUUUUUUUT.
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keeley Hazell is a dirty looking slut.What sort of girl gets her big saggy tits out for a living. I think she is so overrated
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[...] Also, for those of you true Bastardly Horndoggs who have never seen Keeley with normal clothes on, make sure you check out this lone photo we posted a couple weeks back. [...]
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Stop being mean to her, shes ok! cool.
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she is so beautiful
i want to meet her
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honestly, what's the point. come on, keeley.
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Hi!
My name is Jessika!
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what an ugly slut makes a living off showing her wrinkaly old body to ppl, get a real job and stop trying so hard youl never be beautiful like adriana lima or miranda kerr your just a discusting bitch go kill yourself you give brits a bad name!
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