Bastardly Breaking News!! Keeley Hazell Fully Dressed! Not Showing Boobies!



I didn't think there any fully clothed snaps of her on the Internet. Maybe that explains why there's only ONE!!

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Is that a vibrating pager in her hands? Call her up and say helloooooo.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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I just love the insecure pose she has going on...

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:31pm
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C'mon, Keeley, save the clothes for when you're fifty!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 12:40pm
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She is an example of a proper cheap ho. Just shows her tits in the Sun newspaper.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:51pm
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she is actually not that hot! i mean not Adiana or Ambrosio hot! She looks plane! plane jane!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 1:55pm
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Tim:

You're right. None of those British "tit-models" are all that hot. That's part of the appeal. The average delusional wanker would think he might actually have a shot with these hos.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 2:52pm
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Didn't recognize her with her clothes on.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:25pm
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she looks like a regular cunt with the clothes on...what's funny is that some photog. recognized her face...that photog. is a faggot!

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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I'd pee in her butt.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 4:55pm
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doom i'm *very* delusuional.not delusional enough to think i'd have a chance.but hey...:)

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 5:00pm
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shes fucking nasty and has saggy boobs that will be down to her knees in 5yrs. bet shes got a shitload of stds. gross dirty slut.

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 3:51pm
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SLLUUUUUUUUUUT.

Sunday, October 1st, 2006 @ 7:30pm
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keeley Hazell is a dirty looking slut.What sort of girl gets her big saggy tits out for a living. I think she is so overrated

Sunday, October 8th, 2006 @ 12:32pm
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[...] Also, for those of you true Bastardly Horndoggs who have never seen Keeley with normal clothes on, make sure you check out this lone photo we posted a couple weeks back. [...]

Monday, October 9th, 2006 @ 3:25pm
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Stop being mean to her, shes ok! cool.

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 @ 6:58am
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she is so beautiful
i want to meet her

Sunday, January 13th, 2008 @ 6:00am
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honestly, what's the point. come on, keeley.

Friday, September 29th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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Hi!
My name is Jessika!

Friday, December 12th, 2008 @ 8:58am
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what an ugly slut makes a living off showing her wrinkaly old body to ppl, get a real job and stop trying so hard youl never be beautiful like adriana lima or miranda kerr your just a discusting bitch go kill yourself you give brits a bad name!

Sunday, February 15th, 2009 @ 5:01pm
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