The Bastardly Minute With... Kelly Brook

so hot. i'd pee in her butt.

Nice tatas.

beautiful figure but what does her face look like not photoshopped to the max? Anyone know or is it just the lighting?

yes yes....there are so many things you could do with that body.

like pee in her butt ??? ;)

angelfood that's possible. i read wherever that a female celeb's photoshot was 'enhanced' so her breast looked bigger. so nothing is surprising....

Billy Zane is a motherfucker

it looks like a photoshop on all the lighting in the pics...she doesn't look to photoshopped because the photog. left a lot of circle under her eyes....overall I would say yes to this chick any day ending in a "y"

Dang diggity dang!

airbrushed much?

so this is Billy Zane's main squeeze these days...lucky girl!!! ;>

Most definitely piss in that ass.

wow, she is a sexy woman! I love the belly button (I know, strange, but belly buttons have to be cute or it's a waste)

angelfood:

what are you talking about? Kelly Brook isn't the lucky one in that relationship....

Washed-up douchebag Billy Zane is lucky to have this girl slobberin' all over his knob.

Billy Zane is the epitome of douchebag - that role he played in "Titanic" - I'm willing to bet substantial amounts of cash that he wasn't even acting - he was just being himself. That guy reeks of utter, complete douchebag - ness... if I can take a semantic liberty, that is.

Anyway, enough about that dickhead - Kelly Brook is beyond hot. This chick is blazin'

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

DO 'ER UP RIGHTEOUS!!!

Who gives a shit if it's airbrushed, photoshopped or whatever. Eye candy is eye candy! And that is eye candy!! Although she was probably born in 1989!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha

her movie adventure island was on last night. The rape scene-turn-into-a-consentual sex scene was most fullfilling!

picture 5: the tits are begging for my penis.

DAMN what a fucking Rack!

Simply one of the best bodies on the planet

crazy eye (page 4 ) and nice tits. i'd peform an oral mammogram on her.

Granted, some of these shots are obviously photoshopped a little, but I've seen plenty of other pics of her, including candid, non-modeling-shoot ones, which show me that, aside from going a little nuts with the puffy lips thing, Kelly Brook is pretty much physically perfect. Too bad she's always going to be so lonely, since all the men who actually approach her in person drop dead from a massive gorgeousness-induced stroke when attempting to look directly at her. Poor thing. Poor mind-blowingly beautiful thing.

she looks like the beautiful aria giovanni

IF she had the charisma and facial expressions of Anne Hathaway, and Kelly's killer bod and boobies (not to mention those hips you can hang onto as she gyrates and rumbles like a rodeo bronco ridden by 10 horn dog cowboys with yippie-ki-ya spurs that jingle jangle jingle)

THEN you have the magical woman of my forever unfufilled wet dreams. What I wouldn't pay to have that fantasy come true, even on old beta-max video. It's second only to the fantasy with Moe and Jackson with seven chubby dwarves, Snow White, a donkey and Paris Hilton doing a nasty slut cover of Warrant's "Cherry Pie."

I agree with angel food. She's lucky to have Billy Zane not vice versa. Hell I bet he could do better than her.

question for wiseman out of curiosity so lets keep this civil,how come she's not a slut?and how come you can refer to women in a sexual manner but if they present themselves in a sexual manner theyre sluts?wouldn't that make you a hypocrite?i'm just curious for my own personal observations and direct no feelings of animosity towards you.

lolo..........I didn't say she isnt a slut. She most likely is a slut, but I admit she has a nice body, and you can definitely do a lot with it. Like the usual ho, she would be a good use and abuse case and then throw her away for the vultures.

Yep, I'd hit it

i need vent evry now an then plz talk 2 me i promise i wont use bad words or say anything bad or lie 2 u. the truf is that i am a very lonely man, that is y i spend so much time here. i so fucking lonely. i like wierd things i kno i hav not been normal since i was kid so i neva have friens. and i dont want it 2 b tru but the fact is that i am a pedophile an i am a necrophile and i cannot help that i am attracted to that. is hard 4 me to say but i cant help it. i feel so bad abut it and i wish it not tru but i cannot help wat i am attracted to. i dont act on it i dont do anything bad abut it cuz i have 2 control it almost 24/7. but i dont on here i can tell u all what i want and i can b myself.

i started liking girls when i 10 years old and then i just neva stopped liking them. i stil notice 10 yrs old girls when i see a pretty 1. i got into necrophilia when i older, abut 16 yrs old. it started as just discovering and liking BDSM an it grew from there. lots of guys and even girls r like that. they like leather and whips and chains and handcuffs cuz is kinky. i thought it was kinky 2 but then it start to get boring so i get more hardcore. more and more hardcore. i went from spanking fetish to whips and handcuffs and now i am out to women being stabbed and beaten and dismembered and completely helpless and under mans control. of course i look at fake photos i neva wanna hurt some1 like that 4 real. but it turns me on and i cant help it anymore. it makes me feel like such a bad person. sometimes i go look at pics of dead women i look at real pics of traffic accident and drownings where the woman is naked and i get turned on. i feel so ashamed but when i masterbate i think abut it and i cum. this is real life and i cannot change wat i am. in real life i gotta act nice and pretend 2 b normal just like all of u.

but i am just at a higher level of desensitation than u.

a lot of people find bondage kinky and its getting mor mainstream. u know wat?? bondage is just a symbolism of rape evn if u dont wanna admit it!! rape is basic instinct and thought 4 humans and that is y we find it kinky.

u have the other person tied up or handcuffed and is a pretend but u that is a pretend simulation of rape!!! i just let it get out of hand and i tryin to control it now but here is where i let it all go. sorry.

Is it just me or does she look a little bit like Liv Tyler?

wow, she's gorgeous... too much airbrushing & misty filtering going on, though. she probably doesn't even need that done

ow!!! she is so fine.

WOW!! What an amazing rack is right!! Who is the chick again...actress i'm guessing?? She's def. smoking in this pictorial that's for sure!! I think Big Papi will have something to say about somebody peeing in her butt before him!! LOL!! ;p

there are a lot of women out there with her potential, but they all want to be paperthinstix so they think curves like these mean they are fat sows and starve themselves. I dk if you give me a choice between kate moss and Kelly brook the choice is obvious...