Britney Spears does November, 2006 Q Magazine (UK)

This is an example of a nasty American piece of trailor trash with AIDS. She looks like an ugly slut with that stomach. Someone should have put a bullet in her head.

as airbrushed as the 1st pic is, thats the hottest pregnant woman i've ever seen.

too bad the cheetos and pimples pics are burned into the brain. now, if they only airbrushed out the pregnancy...damn thats almost a $9 magazine...

Damn..... from Hot to Not in two pregnancies.

The shelf life of teeny bopper stars is only 5 years max. She stroked her act past the point of no return. But don't cry for her cause she's taken in tens of millions (if she hasn't squandered it all, yet).

But on the issue of pregnant women, especially if its your baby in her oven, they have a sensuality and downright male-like horniness that will blow ya away. Is it the hormones or are they psychologically compensating for their figures? The Rocket Scientists haven't learned to bottle it yet?

airbrushing

photo shopping

oh god..I feel the the juices coming up...

....but it's all airbrush magic, nothing more.

God..I firmly believe she can get her body back..but something has just happened to her face. Her sparkle is gone; she's just not pretty anymore somehow.

Aaaaaahhhhhh!!!! She's going to eat me alive!!!! Photos are too close up.

I really don't understand the fascination with this broad, she's become a trailor park trash, and has married one to make it worse. She can't sing, she sucks. She was fuckable but that's about it.

unWiseman, if you are not already a serial killer, you should seek professional help. Your misogyny is overwhelming. Is it common sense to you to denigrate every woman you see that is not in a burka? Does your mother know that you spend so much time on the internet? I think I hear her calling now. You'd better run up from your basement apartment and make sure that her depends are dry and that her support hose have not bunched up around her ankles. And, remember....Never eat Cheetos while masturbating to the donkey porn you favor, as those orange stains are even harder to remove than the other proteins that have assembled on your former tighty-whities.

"i once read that i was an alien." im pretty sure the magazine picked the most retarded things she said and used those for spot quotes. Britney is too dumb to even realize when she's being made fun of.

KlugerMann/gayman..............Keep your wanking fantasies to yourself. We dont need to know. YOU MUST BE A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IF YOU THINK THAT SLUT BRITNEY IS ACTUALLY NOT A SLUT. She is the best example of an ugly cheap slut who cant keep her legs shut. Does your mum know how much time YOU spend on the web??? Oh and keep your burkas to yourself you muslim scum.

i need vent evry now an then plz talk 2 me i promise i wont use bad words or say anything bad or lie 2 u. the truf is that i am a very lonely man, that is y i spend so much time here. i so fucking lonely. i like wierd things i kno i hav not been normal since i was kid so i neva have friens. and i dont want it 2 b tru but the fact is that i am a pedophile an i am a necrophile and i cannot help that i am attracted to that. is hard 4 me to say but i cant help it. i feel so bad abut it and i wish it not tru but i cannot help wat i am attracted to. i dont act on it i dont do anything bad abut it cuz i have 2 control it almost 24/7. but i dont on here i can tell u all what i want and i can b myself.

i started liking girls when i 10 years old and then i just neva stopped liking them. i stil notice 10 yrs old girls when i see a pretty 1. i got into necrophilia when i older, abut 16 yrs old. it started as just discovering and liking BDSM an it grew from there. lots of guys and even girls r like that. they like leather and whips and chains and handcuffs cuz is kinky. i thought it was kinky 2 but then it start to get boring so i get more hardcore. more and more hardcore. i went from spanking fetish to whips and handcuffs and now i am out to women being stabbed and beaten and dismembered and completely helpless and under mans control. of course i look at fake photos i neva wanna hurt some1 like that 4 real. but it turns me on and i cant help it anymore. it makes me feel like such a bad person. sometimes i go look at pics of dead women i look at real pics of traffic accident and drownings where the woman is naked and i get turned on. i feel so ashamed but when i masterbate i think abut it and i cum. this is real life and i cannot change wat i am. in real life i gotta act nice and pretend 2 b normal just like all of u.

but i am just at a higher level of desensitation than u.

a lot of people find bondage kinky and its getting mor mainstream. u know wat?? bondage is just a symbolism of rape evn if u dont wanna admit it!! rape is basic instinct and thought 4 humans and that is y we find it kinky.

u have the other person tied up or handcuffed and is a pretend but u that is a pretend simulation of rape!!! i just let it get out of hand and i tryin to control it now but here is where i let it all go. sorry.

I'd love to Jism on that sweet belly

KlugerMann ist Deutsch, du aschloch.

KlugerMann - Ich will nicht gemein sein, aber so viel ich weiss ist das Wort doch "Arschloch" =)

i hope she gets pregnant again soon...that way she doesn't assault my ears with shitty tech enhanced "music"...keep making babies brit brit you're better at it than singing

That first kid of hers is UGLY. I guess he's got K-fag's looks. He should have been aborted, just like his daddy.

don't you think death is a bit extreme?

SPF is really cute. He looks like a chubby, pissed off, old man. He's the cutest celeb baby.

Thats some nasty shit there.

u have a lil sister or brother???? i hope u hav a sexy lil sister abut 9 or 10 yrs old i so fucking lonely. i luv ur innocence. u stil dont have brain like me u i know u neva seen truly graphic violence like me. u neva seen the pain of world and how we all suffer. . i seen animals tortured i seen rape i seen murder. i live in fucking hell every nite i fall sleep 2 the sound of screaming and gunfire. u a spoiled lil rich euro white teen livin in the suburb in nice house listen 2 love songs and watchin happy tv shows. u not know pain. u neva seen women wit their faces their face smashed up against a pane of glass and held there wile fuckers sit behind and masterbate 2 her face. blood and spit and tears run down the glass and her pretty face look all disfigured. ppl film it so they can masterbate to it later cuz ppl like 2 see the pain. u neva seen ppls yellow fat oozing out of knife cuts. u kno it is actually good 4 them?? the fat bulging out the skin seals the blud and stops them from bleedin 2 death.

Somebody put this ugly overpaid bitch out of her misery. She is sooooooooooooo yesterday and needs to give it up. Does anybody even like this skank anymore? She can't sing worth a shit and its obvious that the only way she can look hot is if they spray on the makeup 10 layers thick.

She looks great. Totally hot, and beautiful.

I want to put oil on her belly and hit her over the head with one of K Fed's sneakers.

About pregnant women....... I heard that they r super-horny during pregnancy! I guess that's good if it's your baby. I'd definately take a pregnant Monica Belucci or Scarlett Johannson though!

SHE always poses when shes pregnant. any other time, shes just in hiding. Gosh.

Any1 who thinks Britney luks rank in these pictures need 2 go fuck themselves u jealous, ignorant, pathetic sorry excuses for human beings! How dare you judge her when u dont even know her or have even taken the time to learn about how hard she has worked to get to where she is today. And dont say pregnant twice in the past year...shes on the fuckin cover of Q magazine! Britney you are the best and I wish you the best of luck!

That is just wrong. What kind of kid wants to grow up and then see pictures of their mom posing like that while she was pregnant with them? she looks so cheap and trashy, she should just stay away from magazines for a while until she's got her figure back.

Anyone who calls Britney's kids ugly are just evil. All kids are beautiful, can you imagine being a mother and someone calling your kid ugly? Call her ugly if you wish but don't call her kid ugly, that's just evil.

I recently read your article on the " worst singers" of all time. I find it quite humorous that someone who drinks warm beer can be considered an objective source on creating a list such as this. Thanks for the laugh and put down the beer.

Regards,

Jessica Simpson

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IVE EVER SEEN! ive loved her sence she came into the pop indistry and ill never stop. if i was a male id do her not call her a slut because im sure airbrush or not your still all ugly, britt on the other hand has been a knockout sence her pictures on the bsaketball team at 14. so shove that up ur ASS

JULIknowsBEST --> how's ur britney now bitch!?

FUCKING Whore! This bitch needs to stop posing with that fat stomach....no one needs to see this shit in the morning. "I walk around my house naked"? WTF? This used-up TWAT needs to learn how to stop stuff-ing her self with that cheap ass fried-chiken.....and by fried chick I mean that lame small dicked-wigger-husband of hers...dumb hoe.

hahahah i love the airbrushing. beautiful work. just beautiful.
and for god's sake, britney is so washed up, pregnant or not, she is trash that should of been taken out years ago

hmm. she was never beautiful, just the average girl with a decent body - and guys were all over her (which i never understood). where are all those guys now? - backstabbers she's just the average woman, who looks like crap w/ and w/o make-up, photoshopped or not... to call her an alien is a "compliment"... she obviously doesn't get it...but i think she made that up anyway =)

Pregnancy is such a beautiful thing and she cheapened it by posing like a lil slut...I agree with BlackGerman she was never that pretty but she was popular at the time so everyone one liked her now that she is no longer popular now you start hearing people say that she is ugly..And, they should show the true side of being pregnant like Britney Spears does not have any stretch marks. I had two lil girls a year apart too and I got stretch marks so I am thinking she would have to but who knows..

Wiseman is right. If she had once ounce of human dignity left in her, she should just take her own life. Nasty, superficial, washed up slut. Go to Arkansas and live in a trailer. I'd blow my load on her silicone tits, but that's about it.

Fake pregnancy in these pics.

yea Wiseman said it best.

God..I firmly believe she can get her body back..but something has just happened to her face. Her sparkle is gone; she’s just not pretty anymore somehow.

That is true.

Wiseman...sick that's all I can say. Why suggest killing her? Your mind is so twisted.

i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

O.k the pics are o.k (say thanks photoshop!) but what's up??? I mean I don't get that first pic with the lollypop she's too old and pregnant for that...

I think she's fooking hawt!!!!! I'd shag her madly!!

Big Papi, glad to see you agree. Atleast there is someone on here with commonsense. This ugly bitch is a disgrace. She should have kept her stinkin hairy legs shut.

Hey Michella, she has produced two ugly baboons, so ofcourse she should be killed.