Abi Titmuss, new Bastardly staff writer, says hello!

Linsey Dawn McKenzie is a nasty fat big tit bitch who is sick in the head.
Jodie marsh is a nasty aids infested cheap ho. With friends like that you have more diseases than stinkin Africa and Asia put together.

Hey abi,
i think youre an amazing woman, , haha, a few 'exclusive' shots wouldnt be too bad!

Interesting how Wiseman's nasty comment was deleted. Are you sure you're not an editor instead of a staff reporter?

it was dumped into the moderation queue.

Anyway, can't we all just get along!?!?!?

And, for those who missed a recent Abi layout, you can sample over here.

maybe wiseman needs a boobilicious hug from linsey dawn...Abi, can you arrange that?

have you made any home movies lately ? ;)

Yay! for Abi! I dunno if this would be for the first post but maybe we could have like an "Ask Abi" type of feature where readers would send in their questions on anything to get your woman's point of view since readers don't ever get anything constructive from all the shit that Moe and I post. Of course we'd let it be to your discretion on what you'd like to respond to.

...also, I'd like to get some hugs from you and your hot friends too.

ya, i say build an "Ask Abi" following here on the bastardly & then move slowly to your own site. It sounds like an excellent idea.

I'm down for partying w/ Jodie Marsh!! That lady knows how to have fun. owwwww!

"I thought it would be a good idea to ask you for ideas for my first column"

How's this for an idea? I'll rock your body like a hurricane, then you can write about it.

L.D. McKenzie would not piss on Wiseman if his dick were on fire. How's Abi going to do this w/o geting totally naked?? I'd like to see all 3 of those nasty babes eating & licking & eating & licking,Aah you know what I mean.

How bout "how to with Abi"
and just do really obscure "how to" shit
like
This week Abi shows us how to dress a deer carcas
or
This week Abi shows us how to shoe a horse
all of this done barely clothed of course
or we could go with Buck Nasty's idea
either or

here's a good random thought..... explain why this video is popular in India.........

http://www.break.com/index/indian_thriller.html

Bollywood. They are into films & art that imitate the US. Now all we need is some Chinese guy doing a bad Elvis impersonation.

Buck....... sweet...... and Jodie looks like an overly-stuffed sausage..... naaaaaasty.

Hey Buck Nasty, I can read u like a book u r so simple 2 understand. u r so scared ppl like me r really in the world. so u wanna tink i am a lil boy now??? llil while ago u tink i was a child molester now u tink i a child??? hahaha u neva meet pedophile necrophile etc??? i wood love 2 come 2 ur home an show u my.big black cock. i hope u got a lil sister or broter abut 9 or 10 yrs old. they r so cute soft yung skin an supa tight. it turn me one so fucking hard to think about a sobbing wide eyed innocent being raped and forced to suck a big black nasty dick. id pull out her cute lil teeth an make her gum me giv a nice bloody blowjob. i wanna feel her warm spit and blood runnin and drippin down my big niggerr cock hahaha. then then i take her soft innocent pussy and asshole. i fuck her so hard it b so exciting!!!! my big black dick rip her up inside and i can listen to her screamin and cryin wile she give her sweet innocent 2 me. when i finish if she is alive i rape her again. if she is dead i move onto ur mom. i bet she’s nice and soft 2 huh??? let ur daddy watch and scream and cry cuz that turns me on. i havent had a woman 4 so long. i so fcuking lonely.

It's more like "Hammerhead". Eat shit and die, loser.

Dear Abi,

Gosh, you're cute! Can you give us more variety & shameful pic/details about celebs who think they're the shit? I'm tired of seeing that Mischa Barfton or whoever she is, however that menstruation article on her was pretty funny! This is the only way I'll get my bf to read this stuff, mmmk? Did I forget to mention how damn hot you are?!? geez..

Senin, eat Jesus shit and YOU die infidel.

Hey Abi!! I think you are so pretty and have a great body. I'll be looking forward to you blogging on here!

Oh. Ok.

Hello, Abi.

Why do you spell your name with just one B.

Moe, how'd you land Abi? You master horn dog you. You have the respect of all your blog readers. I even clicked on a few ads for ya in appreciation.

Abi: Is Abi Titmuss your real name? If so, then it figures you were born to be a sexy tabloid page gal. Someone told me you wrote a novel, too. What was it called? When are you running for political office in the UK? At least your bod will keep the economy up, don't know about a soft landing though.

i'm assuming she will be brownbagged from here on in?

did you and that micheal jackson impersonator trade noses?

just messin' with you.

why don't you do a bastardly lady of the day to win over any naysayer's assumptions?

[...] Abi Titmuss is Hot and Is the New Bastardly Writer….AMAZING GO [...]

well this is truly going to be awesome.

funny wiseman is the only on keepin it real here...ass kissers.

yeah i must admit i have more respect for wisemans taste in women.............he is keeping it real........

I quit this site! I is meant to be about exposing/making fun of attention seeking celebs not hiring them (no offense intended Abi). This site has degenerated from being funny and interesting, to spite filled and cruel, with hurtful and malicious intent. The reader comments are frequently mean spirited and often racist, the actual articles are also quite horrid often without an ounce of humour.

To top it off, it sells itself out by hiring someone who is just as much a part of this lame celebrity culture as the sites targets are.

I am done, this site really is pointless.

kzo - if you leave because of the nasty comments you will only make the situation worse. Having Abi on this site could be great fun, especially since she seems to be bulletproof when it comes to the nasty comments (she hasn't made a fuss or commented in reply).

Think of the irony. Someone who is part of the culture that we love to hate though secretly love looking at. I don't visit this website for the comments, I come here to see hot babes and look at their tits (don't we all if we are honest). I get the impression that Abi knows that she is pointless in terms of function and that she is just a piece of ass that we like to look at (and the rest). The difference between her and the other girls seems to be that she enjoys the fact!

Basically Abi is hot, she is happy to show her rack and her pussy now and then, she is in all sorts of naughty videos, and now she's on one of my favorite sites. I ignore the comments. Wiseman for instance, he's a jerk, but who cares? When I see a picture of Abi I'm not bothered about what some jerk says! I'm too busy "enjoying" the photo!

I'll reply by points (working backwards)

"I am done, this site really is pointless."
Pointless? You concluded that NOW?! Where the hell have you been for the last 3 years?

"The reader comments are frequently mean spirited and often racist, the actual articles are also quite horrid often without an ounce of humour."
This post: http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2005/03/14/heidi-klum-seal-crazy-wild...
had, by far, some of the most racist-oriented comments & it was inked March, 2005. As for the lack of humor in posts: fuck you, too!! Did you start a blog on blogspot & miserably fail or what?! What's the source of all this bitterness?

"I is meant to be about exposing/making fun of attention seeking celebs not hiring them (no offense intended Abi)."

You're making it sound like she's an employee or something. We're doing this as a mutually beneficial thing where the bastardly community gets a taste of something refreshingly different & where Abi's new Internet presence gets plugged to the Horndogg Community. Don't make Abi sound like Angelina Jolie or Paris Hilton, alright.

I'll stop there. Why do people have to hate so much. I think it's time we plug our post on love & sacrifice...

http://www.moejackson.com/archives/2004/06/13/the-demands-of-love-leo-to...

Since we know you'll be back (probably under a different nickname & IP), we await your response.

bravo Moe. well put.

“I am done, this site really is pointless.”

Moe, can you get Paris Hilton to slum herself at Bastardly? That would quiet even the harshes critics. Selling out is not so bad. More power to you. I clicked on another ad to help fund your vacation. But don't forget the little guy. Get Jessica Simpson to be a contributor. Tell her it's the Happy Horn Dog Preservation Fund Blog. She won't know the difference.

btw-- the horror, the horror! you're tracking my IP address like the CIA? George Bush would really be proud of you for invading my privacy. Now that you have my address, can you send over a cheese and pepperoni pizza as a reward for all the ads I've clicked on this week? Ha!

you better be funny abi, because the celebrity pics I want to see on the site are way better than your trashtastic halfway decent photos.

Lots of girls are better looking. And you are already asking for help on what to write. Is innovation dead? Are you paying The Bastardly to work?

Effing booo!!!! And don't show anymore of your damn pics. Good nudies are never free, have some self respect.

Don't listen to the trolls Abi. Anyone who doesn't think you are hot is either a) blind or b) gay or c) both. Mind you, what am I saying, you've had to put up with the British tabloids for the last few years, I'm sure a few anon internet posters aren't going to put you off. I for one am looking forward to your first column. Good luck with your website and good luck with the column.

Question for Abi: Does Jack Nicholson's dick stink like a rotten tuna sandwich? and a follow up, How did you get the taste out of your mouth?

Man, sorry, but I'm joining the wiseman gang on this one. Apart that I still think she has a manly face she's also obviously cheap, diseased and desperate for attention.
If this is a beautiful woman, than 90% of the women on the street are absolutely gorgeous.

Utter Air Burgler. To think, she used to be a nurse and now she is a tabloid creation. Why the fuck does being a tabloid whore pay more than being a Nurse......

This world is fucked up.

I wouldn't want this woman representing the female point of view.

You're all a bunch of sheep - you'll all slag her off like the cheap whore she is, but start salivating like retards at the thought of her giving sex advice, or whatever. Why would you want to give any attention at all to a hooker like this?

Whatever. Another PH type who runs skank marketing to propel her career. Hey, Just do a porno and the world loves ya. Good example for your kids.

DAVE (LINSEY DAWN McKENZIE'S NUMBER ONE SLAVE) IF ONLY !!!
I FANCY ABI TITMUSS AND JODIE MARSH ALSO - WHAT A TRIO OF SEXY GORGEOUS BEATIES !!!

DAVE AGAIN - SORRY MISSED THE U OUT OF BEAUTIES !!! DAVE FROM BIRMINGHAM.

HI Abi!! i like 'ask abi'!! that would be cool!! I'm game for that, i've got lots of woman questions!! Like y do i always seem to piss my girl off no matter what i do...i'm a nice guy, but somehow a dumbass idiot at the same time!?? N never thought i was an asshole, until she let me know!! I'm really a nice guy!!

Buck Nasty...................Jodie Marsh is your ideal "woman". She's been slammed 100's of times. You can can fuck that diseased thing you aids infested crap.