Bastardly Breaking News! Jessica Simpson Sleeping w/ that Hair Stylist Dude Again!



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14 Scandalous Comments

SHE HAS A RATHER LARGE LUV BUN!!!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 5:47pm
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Some needs to shoot this bitch already and move on to the next dumb whore...bleed bitch....BLEED!

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 6:08pm
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Is it just me or is Jess looking pretty good here? In a MILFy kinda way...

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 6:22pm
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look at her linebacker shoulders...
i hope her employee movie bombs just like her lame ass album and her fake John Mayer romance...jessica your 15 mins of fame are just about up..tick tock tick tock

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 6:25pm
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Why the fuck do you care? Should it matter who's she sleeping with? Or are you just mad because you can't get anything besides a blow up doll. Stay out of her bedroom...damn pricks

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:20pm
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Beautiful.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:40pm
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She can do much better than this "hair dresser." Gee Moe, when did you become so politically correct. Why don't you call him what he really is... hair dresser my ass. Oh, ahem, sorry, "hair sylist"... [Seinfeld smug smile] not that there's anything wrong with being a "hair stylist."

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 9:54pm
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you guys do know that Ken Paves is gay right? Please tell me you knew that.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:04pm
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she looks fine as fuck right there! damn!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 4:27am
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Jessica looks really huge in the last time. She has these man-shoulders and her torso looks like she is taking steroids. But she's ok in these pics.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 8:34am
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She looks good for a change.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 7:11pm
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Je la baise trop!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 10:12pm
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Man -- I would like to pump her until the well is dry

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 6:25pm
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she is very salvage-able.

i mean, she's got a above average figure, she is still somewhat cute, and the tightness rating is unbelievebly high.

Monday, October 2nd, 2006 @ 11:09pm
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