Bastardly Breaking News! Kirsten Dunst is a sad drunk!
Monday, October 2nd, 2006 in the weewizzle hours by Jackson
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Drunk white chicks! Gotta love 'em!!! 






FUcking BITCH....someone needs to sneak behind this hoe and pull a trigger so her brains can burst into pieces....nasty cock sucking-snaggle-tooth twat. I wana see this hoe bleeed!
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Whoa there that was kinda harsh..anyways I love this girl..she would definitely be someone I would love to party with...GO KIRSTEN DO YOUR THING!
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CHEER UP KIRSTEN...I STILL REMEMBER UR WET ALLEY KISS IN SPIDERMAN...QUITE NIPPLY!!!
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This bitch doesnt know she looked best in the jungle book. That kind of says it all. She's grown into something not so nice.
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Jackson
Do something about NickyO -- I am as big a misogynist as the next guy -- but he is out of line
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Wisewoman..............Know your role and shut your mouth. I know she starred in Jumanji, but she played a nasty little creature in Jungle book. She is not hot. Probably an as bang if she's drunk. Someone has to be blind to do her though. Looked like a grimy ginger thing in spiderman.
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she's crying tears
delicious, delicious tears
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Kirsten needs to get herself knocked up or something. You know, to take her mind off what a pathetic spectacle her life has become.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
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u have a lil sister or brother???? i hope u hav a sexy lil sister abut 9 or 10 yrs old i so fucking lonely. i luv ur innocence. u stil dont have brain like me u i know u neva seen truly graphic violence like me. u neva seen the pain of world and how we all suffer. . i seen animals tortured i seen rape i seen murder. i live in fucking hell every nite i fall sleep 2 the sound of screaming and gunfire. u a spoiled lil rich euro white teen livin in the suburb in nice house listen 2 love songs and watchin happy tv shows. u not know pain. u neva seen women wit their faces their face smashed up against a pane of glass and held there wile fuckers sit behind and masterbate 2 her face. blood and spit and tears run down the glass and her pretty face look all disfigured. ppl film it so they can masterbate to it later cuz ppl like 2 see the pain. u neva seen ppls yellow fat oozing out of knife cuts. u kno it is actually good 4 them?? the fat bulging out the skin seals the blud and stops them from bleedin 2 death.
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Wiseman I don't know where you're getting this idea but Kirsten Dunst was never in the Jungle Book, or any of its remakes.
Check imdb if you want to...
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So, the caption reads drink white chicks, where is the person from that writes this shit? Probably some poor island trash, right?
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Hey, Jackson! You just cured my hiccups. Thanks!
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she's actually not that bad, but not all that hot either... the only movie i liked her in was "interview with a vampire".
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In a few years, she's going to look like a white version of Whitney Houston (circa 2005). How is she not going to end up like a saggy old marlboro toking trailer park looking crack whore? Someone give her another Long Island ice tea for the road.
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"Wisewoman…………..Know your role and shut your mouth. I know she starred in Jumanji, but she played a nasty little creature in Jungle book. She is not hot. Probably an as bang if she’s drunk. Someone has to be blind to do her though. Looked like a grimy ginger thing in spiderman."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wiseman, more like wiseass, you are an idiot. Who says, know your role? What a lame-O....
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i am fed up with her sob stories about how her mom (who she closely resembles) pimped her out to hollywood at the age of 3 and how hard she works and how lonely she is. is she going to keep making millions from fake publicity sympathy stories?
and why does she call her mom "mum" when she's from new jersey, relocated to california? is she madonna wanna be brit?
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besides the teeth i dont think she is that bad, yall are too hard on her
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she is happy drunk.
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THANX 4 DA MEMORIES!!!
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Wiseman -
first of all, you're a dick. Besides her teeth, she's quite attractive. And the Jungle Book came out in 1967. It's a disney cartoon. So it's impossible in two ways for Kirsten Dunst to have been in it. I think you may have meant Jumanji, which came out in 1995. Besides the "J" that they have in common, they have no similarities whatsoever.
So stop whining because you couldn't get someone half as hott as Kirsten Dunst even if they were as drunk as she is.
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Drunk*
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she is hot at a few angles
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how hot is jake though?
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Drunk or otherwise, I would fuck her mouth & make her gag on my thick creamy sperm.She has nice legs.
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What alcohol does to the face is not attractive.
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