Bastardly Breaking News! Mischa Barton Injured After Rough Sex Accident
Monday, October 2nd, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

Only one Bastardly Question remains: How the hell is Mischa going to unbotton her skirt-thing w/ that injured hand?
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I'm sur it had something to do with a very large dildo & a picture of Moe.Rug rash.What does the dumb bitches t-shirt say.Drop knowledge not bombs. How about drop your pants not bombs.
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looks like she stole that dress from minnie mouse
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Grossness!
What is up with that skirt? It looks like something inspired by Mickey Mouse.
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She sprained the hand hanging onto the headboard as she got slammed hard on the dog side... her elbow got scraped up the when she fell off the bed and took it like a spider monkey style.
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what an atrocious ghastly outfit..she's forever dressing in garbage she unearths on the discount rack at a local consignment store,...who dresses this bitch?
ugh whatever..just another overhyped no talent has-been
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She's magnificent
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The sex position for all those injuries: the Tutty Fruity Hooty Double Axle Lutz with a Toe Twist and Fist in the Rear Salchow. It's hard to do. I achieved it once, but not without complications-- the doctors said I almost suffocated with my head completely up the ass. Ha!
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what the hell is mischa barton's deal with fashion? she hasn't looked good in a year.
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she looks pretty but gawd for the nth time..what was she thinking?????
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When her character died on The O.C., so did her fashion sense! Good God.
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Poor...poor Mischa. That is a very unfortunate outfit. Sigh.
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Quickies
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This babe is as British as they come.
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