Bastardly Fashion Rating: Eva Longoria @ opening of Ken Paves hair salon

Looks like age is taking a toll on this woman.

very beautiful in an average way....just like the rest of hollywood

fyi....she's single now

thank god for makeup...Miss Longwhoria is a major Project Fugway

another overhyped, slightly above average, woman. the fake eyelashes look cheap, like it was made out of barbie hair, or something.
otherwise, she's ok =)

her crotch smells like...Hot fish.

very pretty dress..I own almost that exact pair of earrings...she needs makeup, but not that much, gross. her body looks great and so does her complexion; she looks tan without being orange.. that hair color does not flatter her. basically, eva, go back to darker hair, and wear less makeup.

She's pretty for her age

Give her ten years when that perfectly copper toned skin starts showing its wear and tear from the sun. Wrinklelicious.

She is a little overrated, but I would still be all over her, she will look better once she dumps Tony

SO GLAD I VOTED FOR GORE AND KERRY

BRING THE TROOPS HOME

IMPEACH BU$H

CITGO GAS HELPS POOR PEOPLE

AL GORE...........2008!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's pretty but her makeup is all wrong.

WHO IS TAPPING THE AVERAGE MS. LONGORIA NOW???

half of the rich male population in beverly hills...

Meh.

She looks older with this new hair color and super old in last night's DH episode.

Closer to a ferret, Terminator....

Some women have a face just made for target practice with jizz.... teabag her and skeet on her face...

the few times i have seen this chicks pic, i have never thought this chick was pretty, she looks like a fuckin rat.
I still dont really even know who the fuck she is.
what has she been in?

Yikes, this is Freddy Krueger nightmare material.

she is soooooooooo ugly! Tony Parker can do so much better! Like me!

Her dress is okay. I like her shoes; they're just simple. Her hair color looks horrible. And her makeup is always overdone, especially around the eyes. She really needs to lay off on the eyeliner. God, even I don't need that much eyeliner...and I look hideous without any!

Eva looks like she needs to be doing the donkey shows across the border. cheap mexican whore.

i bet she could kill a guy with those shoes

Is she tan enough yet?

Every story I have read or interview I've watched she tells that story about how light skinned Mexicans made fun of her because she was dark skinned and she laughs about it, that's not funny, racism isnt funny you overrated bitch. God i hope Desperate WhoreWives gets cancelled and this bitch winds up doing B movies.

I don't understand how this woman was voted #1 Hottie by Maxim -- twice, I believe? Without the help of a seriously gel-filled miracle bra, the woman is as flat as a board!

www.HolyCandy.com

Tsk…tsk…tsk….yet another very unfortunate outfit. Double sigh. I’d kill for those shoes though! Triple sigh.

ratface.

she lookin' OOOOOLLLD!

Wiseman: "Looks like age is taking a toll on this woman."

I can't believe i'm saying this but for once i'm gonna have to agree with wiseman.

There is a reason they call em "desperate" housewives. Lots of people think she's the cute one of the bunch. I still think Marcia Cross is the bomb-- an ice princess that will freeze your tool off and break it off while stuck in the place where the sun don't shine.