Bastardly Sexual Relations: Petra Nemcova doing Julian MacDonald (and not James Blunt!)?
Monday, October 2nd, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

I know I posted a few of these shots of Petra from London Fashion Week but that's before I came across her with Julian MacDonald. Now that Petra's available who's to say he wouldn't want to make a deposit into the united fund of Petra putang?
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She's just eiww
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wow i really fucked up that time
that should read "the caresses of men"
though my caresses are desireable
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Does the woman on the left look like she may have sucked a lemon or smelled something foul?
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She looks good here. petra that is.
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MEdeFish
i can't remember that chicks name
but she is basicaly famous for buying clothes for celebrities
and she always buys really ugly shit
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yes yes.................she looks good. Good dumb fuck me look on her face.
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petra is still the hottest gal iv ever seen :)
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The other gal is Rachel Zoe, fashion stylist to Nicole Richie among others
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u have a lil sister or brother???? i hope u hav a sexy lil sister abut 9 or 10 yrs old i so fucking lonely. i luv ur innocence. u stil dont have brain like me u i know u neva seen truly graphic violence like me. u neva seen the pain of world and how we all suffer. . i seen animals tortured i seen rape i seen murder. i live in fucking hell every nite i fall sleep 2 the sound of screaming and gunfire. u a spoiled lil rich euro white teen livin in the suburb in nice house listen 2 love songs and watchin happy tv shows. u not know pain. u neva seen women wit their faces their face smashed up against a pane of glass and held there wile fuckers sit behind and masterbate 2 her face. blood and spit and tears run down the glass and her pretty face look all disfigured. ppl film it so they can masterbate to it later cuz ppl like 2 see the pain. u neva seen ppls yellow fat oozing out of knife cuts. u kno it is actually good 4 them?? the fat bulging out the skin seals the blud and stops them from bleedin 2 death.
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WTF is this crackhead rambling about?
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Petra the Delectable...
Rock on girl!
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Fucking ugly Euro Trash. There is nothing hot about this cavewoman.
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Morehamead needs to downsize his crack rock breakfast.
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"Mayne…i had up to my neck with all these high waist dresses this ho wears…can this b1tch wear jeans or something? short skirt? some shorts?…anything that shows her waist/stomach?…
the pregnancy clothing…thats wack."
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pretty sweet woman
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Ben. don't Be a fucktard. She's not fuckin' eurotrash. You wanna see ugly trash you just google Paris Hilton, mofo. I'm American and i dig European chicks. I so sick of this valley girl ans dumb blonde shit in this country of ours. I was in Europe this year, and they've got a lot on us, man. Petra's the hottest woman in the world.
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what is wrong with her cheeks? looks like a chipmunk
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No Billy Boy, Hottest woman in the world? You must not get out much. I've seen hotter girls than her on the street that I could make the wifey. Shut your trap.
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Either Petra is really a big big woman, or she's now really really into Lephrecans. It's a good day for Lephrecans. Thank your lucky charms!
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Ben, look at her modeling pics, don't judge her from these photos, they mean nothing. Her body has amazing curves and her eyes look amazing. Every woman on the street looks the same. Half the models out there have stupid butter faces. Jessica alba and marisa Miller. forget it.
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there is at least a 75% chance that dude prefers the caresses of me
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By the way, Ben you're definately right about her face looking butt ugly in these pics. I just looked at them all now and especially in the ones at the end she looks like shit. She's still hot though, and her modelling pics never let down.
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