Bastardly Travels: Argentina T-Minus Exactly One Month! Oh Baby.
Monday, October 2nd, 2006 late in the damn evening, after tantric sex by Moe
Our trip is slowly creeping up on us & behind the scenes, we're doing our best to load the site up w/ tons of junk (really, it's literally all junk) to keep everyone busy while we're on vacation.
Today we iced our apartment in Buenos Aires. We'll be staying in the Palermo neighborhood, right off of Santa Fe Ave., for around 20 days, so if you have any tips, please do comment w/ them below. We're interested in cool restaurants, local delights, location of where hot girls congregate each night of the week, nightlife stuff, as well as general Argentina travel tips.
Besides taking BA by storm, we plan to hit up the city of Mendoza & somewhere down south for a few days, but nothing has been planned yet. Regardless, we'll keep everyone updated!
Whoo! Can't wait to see the pictures!!
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I got a tip. It's kinda in the travel realm. How about "Argentina's, best, bastardly bitches"? Come on, you ain't going down there for the air or the water.
Do like a "bastardly journal" on hot bitches, big tits, celeb: look alike or not, and buttafaces. Do it all on location and post the results or don't and give us junk.
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Palermo eh
Look up a restaurant called Los Anos Locos and order (obviously) some steak.. .just say bife de chorizo
and seriously, there is no place where the hot bitches dont congregate -- u could always hit up Recoleta, very very hot women there
Also, dont say you are American.. its about equivalent to saying you have AIDES or Herpes, im not joking
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Iguazu Falls in the frontier with Brazil and Paraguay is a wonderful place, you will be impressed. If you go to Iguazu Falls would be a good idea to spend 2 or 3 days in Florianopolis island in Brazil too because it is close and you will find the hottest south americna ladies there.
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Iguazu Falls is a good place. There is no good beaches in Argentina, if you want to go to the beach go to Uruguay or Brazil.
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Be careful, that place is supposedly the ass rape capital of the world. I would put a thick board in your pants, otherwise you could be compromised as quick as your wallet gets picked. GOod luck and don't EVER bend over to pick something up while your there.
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I thought Big Papi's trailer was the ass rape capital of the world.
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no, Big Papi's place is the Ass Piss Capital of the World...
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Greatt you'r visiting my country. I'm from Mendoza...!!! Argentina Rulz!
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TAKE PICS!!!!!
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