Bastardly Lesbian Sex Fantasy: Jessica Simpson & Eva Longoria @ opening of Ken Paves hair salon



Hmm...well, this only makes sense since Eva Longoria ain't w/ Tony Parker anymore...but not sure if Jessica is bumping uglies with the possibly gay (but not like there's anything wrong with that) hair dresser dude.

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Change it to Longwhoria.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 8:59am
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Simpson's fundus looks edible in those jeans.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 9:13am
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jessica's crotch is positioned too high for me, low crotches are sexier =)

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 9:40am
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my kingdom for one of those cartoon 16 ton weights

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 10:19am
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Those pants make Jessica's vagina look fat.

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 11:38am
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jesica looks good, eva is not pretty, she looks like a rat

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 11:53am
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ewwwwww... jessica's crotch area looks ODD, man!

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 @ 1:03pm
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looks like they could just curl up and lie in each others arms kissing for hours.. no sex.. just kissing..

simpson looks good.. longoria looks ok...

seen them both look much better!

still very hot but

yes crotch looks funny.. get over it.. shit happens.. nick didnt leave her cos she grw a d!ck

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 7:02am
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HOT
COVER ME IN HONEY AND THROW ME TO THE LESBIANS!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 7:50am
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