Bastardly Sexual Relations Memories: Britney Spears & Justin Timberlake

why is the door open
i think it symbolizes britney's sexual attitude
anyone is welcome to come on in whenever they want

Bah. Piss on them both.

virgin... yeah, right! i'm sure the guy(s) who first poked her were paid well to keep their pie-holes shut.

Man! After looking at these pictures I've realized just how FAT Britany Spears is now!

She's got to be pushing 200lbs now!

Justn Other Boybandsinger is one ugly mofo.

I say she was still a virgin even though they were having constant sex because you can't convince me Justin has ever learned how to really Bang That Ass! ENOUGH!!!

They should have stayed together. They could have been teeny bopper royalty into their 50's and 60's.

On the topic of if she was a virgin or not at the time of the photo: does it matter if Justin was a sterile opera man-boy? If the fishies don't swim straight, does the virgin tree falling make a sound? It's in the eye of the bastardly beholder.

this relationship is just one of many relationships of conveinance in hollywood
britany wanted to stay a virgin so they paired her up with the gay timberlake
sure to not presure her into sex like a straight teenage boy
once she wanted to have children she dumped him
he quickly found the lesbian cameron diaz to buddy up with thus hiding both their sexualities from the public.
if they didn't have lead romantic roles to consider both diaz and timeberlake would come out of the closet. Notice lance bass came out once he tried the lead role in a romantic comedy and failed miserably. Nothing left to loose he decided to end the charade

I've honestly never been a Britney fan, I was an NSYNC fan, but when they first came out and I was in middle school Justin was hot...anyway, who cares if she was a virgin or not, she's always put off the slut vibe and now she's a mother of 2 and a wife of an idiot and still...no one cares.

Oh. We care. Yes we do.

Since then...

* Justin ended up being an accomplice in Janet Jackson's failed attempt to revive her career and is stuck with a chick who looks like she's been using New & Improved Joker Products

* Britney has become notorious for being a clueless idiot on national TV, has squeezed out two children within a year or so and is on her second marriage (this one being to a future All-Star Deadbeat Dad)

They threw away teen pop royalty status for that? Smart move, guys...

The door is open to symbolize that you are welcome into their home.

I don't think she was a virgin because virgin's don't parade it around. The virgin thing is just a media sell ploy. Just like the [catholic] school girl thing. Everyone knows she didn't go to a [catholic] school.

Girls who sing sexual songs for money are comfortable in their sexuality. Comfortable meaning they've done it.

IE. Jessica Simpson was a virgin because she believed in whatever.
Ashlee was/wasn't and they had the same daddy.
Whatever.

That is one nasty aids infested slut who should have kept her nasty legs shut. Why bring two disgusting baboons into the world???? Its allready fucking overpopulated. Someone should put a bullet in that putas head.

NO, she was NOT a virgin...... it was a media ploy........ and also the reason why JT is gay now........ sex with a redneck might do that to ya! ;-)

DONT HATE ON JT. CUZ HE HAS MORE TALENT THEN YOU'LL EVA HAVE...
AND HE IS SUPA SEXY AND U KNO YOU WOULD GET ON DAT DICK ASAP IF U COULD. MALE R FEMALE. AND I AINT NEVA LYIN!

And who cares of britney was a virgin r not, that's her shit and I'm sure we got bedda shyt to do then sit around wondering if she's a virgin r not... ANYMUTHAFUKN WAYS NEXT SUBJECT...