Mariah Carey Will Always be an Attention Whore
Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
This lady is going to literally dive into depression once age really sets in & fame slowly fades...
Godspeed, Mariah.
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Idol Ho Katrina Darrell Rocks A Bikini To Win Horndogg Votes!
- Sexy Victoria Beckham Survives Skiing In Baqueira, Spain
- Sexy Tera Patrick Spreads Porn Juice @ The 2006 Grammys
- Lady Gaga Performance @ Dar Constitution Hall in Washington DC
- Solange Knowles Dress Up Like a Prostitute to Beyonce's Birthday & Album Release Party!
Full body shots next time, Moe, please? Mariah has a nice, big ass even if she is a butta horse-face.
What's the over/under on how many years before Mariah Carey's funbags are at knee-level? Five years sounds about right.
DOOM HAS SPOKEN
Reply to this Comment
How about adding tricep dips to your non-workout regimen? Nasty arms, root rot and back flab. It's time to start covering that shit up.
Reply to this Comment
Lily:
Her next single could be a remake of Funkytown or perhaps we can get Weird Al Yankovic to pay tribute to her in a video named "Chunkytown".
Reply to this Comment
"Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage"
Reply to this Comment
It's like two dueling bags of ricotta cheese.
Reply to this Comment
Hahahahahaha. for once I agree with wiseman.
Reply to this Comment
now those are some flabby arms..there's big, and then there's flabby
Reply to this Comment
nasty
Reply to this Comment
What can I say.......... 2 B honest, shes not a complete disaster.
id make the mistake to fuck a mariah carey type of chick
Reply to this Comment
she's huge...
Reply to this Comment
BS
you'd all stick it in her
Reply to this Comment
I have mixed feelings about Mariah Carey. She is definitely on the fat side, but she is still smokin hot, hands down. I'd hit it!
Reply to this Comment
bit of bingo wings taking shape there
Reply to this Comment
She has a sexy body, but she's a nasty mud shark.
Reply to this Comment
she looks like a stank ass fat ass murky ass camel! fake ass titties. she so desparate tryin to be young with her old ass self. stank ass bitch!
Reply to this Comment
senin, agreed! Time to put on the loose turtle necks! She has the makings of a double chin, paired with back fat and flabby arms......... next stop? Fat City..... Chunky Town!
Reply to this Comment
She needs to keep out of the spotlight. Looks like some out of shaped meat. Give it to the rottweilers.
Reply to this Comment
What the hell is keeping this bitch around. It certainly aint her looks. I bet she smells of Avon and generic hemroid cream. Yikes!
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!