Bastardly Breaking News! Super Cute Christina Milian Has TWO Dogs!!



Rumor has it that the combined expenses incurred in managing both dogs for a single year totals more than Ethiopia's GDP in 2005. You go girl!!

Also, is it just me or does Christina look like glowing 7-year old ready for picture day in elementary school?

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Looks like 3 dogs to me. One nasty fake haired one aswell.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 11:23am
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Christina Milian is gorgeous and the dogs are cute too.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 11:30am
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[...] Christina Milan with her bitches.  (The Bastardly) [...]

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 11:51am
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These dogs probably wanna kill themselves. Poor bastards.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 2:51pm
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I'll practice equal opportunity with her. Hate the shoes though.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 3:18pm
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Jesus,my cock is bigger than her.....

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 3:30pm
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she looks dressed for a PTA meeting...

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 3:36pm
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Afternoon Clean Up: Ashton perfects his Blue Steel

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Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 4:56pm
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The only 'animal' I want to see of Christina is her PUSSY !!!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 5:50pm
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Awww Big Papi, I love those shoes! Don't quite like the pattern on her dress though.

I never realized how teeny tiny and cute Christina Millian was until I saw these pictures.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 6:30pm
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Wusseman, u truly are a motherfucking faggot.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 7:56pm
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This message goes out to these two (Wiseman & CelticFury)

You fucking GAY mother fucking ass licking wank shafting fuck face donkey ass sucking twats!!

C.Milian is sooo hottt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 7:58pm
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she's mega cute. mega mega cute. mega mega mega cute.

wrap her up, i'll take her for chrismizz.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 8:27pm
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She looks 12. That dress is ridiculous, her hair is absurd, but she looks 1000x better than she did in "Dip It Low."

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 11:21pm
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That's some nice puppies, there.

Wednesday, October 4th, 2006 @ 11:45pm
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Vitiligo on her leg. I knew there had to be a flaw...

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 12:16am
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How the hell is her hair fake? Wiseman just shut the fuck up. Damn yankee ass hilbilly. She is half black and Cuban. Pretty sure that's natural straightness.

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 12:39am
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what the fuck..............Christina is one of the most TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL and SEXIEST WOMAN in the world. I would let her PEE in my BUTT just to get some of her CURVY CUBAN BOOTY. I would even walk the mutts, hell I would be her sick fucken slave if she wanted to, put a leash on me Baby.

I AM GOING TO GO RUB ONE OUT JUST TO HER.

THANK YOU BASTARDLY...........you did it to me again

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 12:51am
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she is so so pretty
and i love her hair

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 3:26am
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BankRoll/WankRoll.......................YOU are the fag! Who the fuck uses a word like faggot???? YOU ARE JIZZ GUZZLING CUNT.

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 5:44am
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Wiseman or Wussyman ... your clearly GAY and you like sucking your dad off! Shouldn't you be reading gaytimes...now fuck off!!

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 3:54pm
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wussman, why don't you shut your monkey dick sucking trap. You're weak, your comebacks are so lame that they put us all to sleep. You're a shame to every Canadians, or whatever your nationality is.

Friday, October 6th, 2006 @ 3:31am
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haha

Friday, October 6th, 2006 @ 6:57am
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Shit I never noticed that she had vitiligo on her leg! Oh well, I still dont give a shit! I would bang her!!

Friday, October 6th, 2006 @ 11:23pm
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Sunday, October 15th, 2006 @ 11:58pm
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Wiseman, her hair is real. She is a Latina of mixed descent: black, white, and Indian from Cuba. Quit trying to put all black women in the same category.

Sunday, October 29th, 2006 @ 1:28pm
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Fuck u all Haters, i swear it again Fuck u

Thursday, March 1st, 2007 @ 12:28pm
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Blaze.......................YOU are the cock sucking poofta. GO AND SUCK BABOON DICK.

Thursday, October 5th, 2006 @ 5:45am
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cristina milian sucked my dick so hard she dropped 50 pounds and that's why she looks 12. and I bust her in her left e y e mother fucker.

Friday, June 13th, 2008 @ 10:53pm
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