Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Jessie

She like teh butt secks when she's drunk.

What's with the two dots on her head?

she kinda reminds me of a drunken-college-girl version of jaime pressley

yeah. what are those dots on her five-head anyway?

jess, hun, lose the fake suprised look. it only makes your fivehead a lot larger.

bangable, i guess. plain, all the same.

Those moles on her forehead and making my eyes cross. Get the spot remover.

Looks dirty, not in a good way. Re-color hair to match eyebrows more. Trailor trash. Probably lives in the hills of WV.

I don't know -- I find her pretty attractive overall and I don't think the moles detract from her appearance, they add some character and steer her away from looking like the typical bimbo blond formula. I also would prefer her as a blonde, some people are just born with dark eyebrows and the contrast isn't trashy at all as her hair color is consistent rather than being plagued with skunk roots.

too much work to bitch at this one. 5 out of 10.

Never liked a woman with her lip pierced...she looks like the catch-of-the-day! Throw it back!

There is not enough Tequila in this world..... I wouldn't fuck her with Big Papi's dick

hey i remember this chick
everyone loved her the first time
well almost everyone
the old pics were better

Why does your lip ring change sides? Check page 5.... fake fake fake.
Besides that, not toooo bad.

lisa perhaps one of the pictures was taken in a mirror and the other was taken straigt on
if you look the third mole that is above the ring in the 1st picture isn't where it should be in the 2nd picture.
or it could be fake

I think the 2 marks on her forehead is where the cops hit her w/ the tazer,so she would perform the oral sobiety test. Jessies girl, sounds like a bad Rick Springfield song, o wait a minute was there a good one. I like the picture of her in the man-sandwich with
Wilmer Valderamma & 2 surfer dudes.

I'll pass on "Spot". No wait, that's not true. I'd let her blow me while I watch the baseball playoffs. I will laugh at her when she walks away with peanut shells in her hair. Fetch me a beer, Spot.

Mr. fat ugly critiquing geek,step away from the computer,drop your dick, pull your pants up, go outside,not to Comp USA,not to Game Stop, not to Hulka burger,go outside & enjoy the fresh air,it's a nice fall day.

Young Nab. I hate that it's impossible to get the shellls out of your hair,O wait a minute , never mind.

The moles are in an unusual location, but they're unique. Lose the lip ring. The gun pic is hilarious. Overall, cute fun girl.

haha who is this ' fat ugly critiquing geek'? lol

anyway, i was going to say shes kinda cute til i saw the pic of her with the gun. ew. gross. trashy.
and i think she wears too much make up. she looks the best in the pic where shes smiling and not wearing as much eye make up. it kinda makes me question the amount of eyeliner that i wear, and hope to GOD that i dont look like that, though i probably do. haha. well her over-processed blonde hair doesnt really help, at least i dont have that going on.

The color of her eyes is really pretty.

TPT=trailer park trash

The whole lip-piercing thing is not hot. She'd be hot otherwise.

*looks @ sausage arms and gasps*

your mantra for the next 6 months should be

toned-triceps-toned-biceps

Ayo now that I think about it...b1tch would look like Krillin if she shaved her head...

Anyway that sh1 tis irrelevant God...she look like she could handle some plumbing and probably has a mean head game...So we gonna get fly together Jessi?...

Only thing I ask is not to bring around them milli vanilli looking pandas on page 6 around the kid...whats really good with that?...dudes look a little too flamboyant...they'll get all intrigued with my hardbody ways...i'm not tryin to be confused with them fruity pebble dudes yellin "sebastian"

Are you going for the "I'm just one of the guys" thing?

because, it might be just me, but I don't think "one of the guys" would ever be desperate enough for approval that they would send pictures in to a website for people to hopefully praise them....

You look pretty cute to me, whatever these other people say. However, I'm not feeling the fake blonde hair. You might consider going back to your natural color. In this day of nothing BUT blondes, having NATURAL color non-blonde hair will make you stand out. I'm also not too big on the gun thing, but whatever...

wow. i got torn apart this time. thats cool though. as for my hair...i am naturaly blonde...but as i said last time i got bored one day and dyed it brown. needless to say i HATED it and its been an uphill battle ever since. and the ring is real...i dont remember who said it but yeah one of the cameras (phone) flips the pictures. besides my hair nothing about me is fake. i've always had the eyebrow/hair color contrast.

She has an unattractive body shape. It's called fat (especially tighs). Already has some cellulite or makrs...I don't know what it is. And she does look dirty (as in "I haven't washed myself in a month" dirty). A big fat no from me.

And maybe you should go back to brown. This is ugly.

You chug a lot of cock don't you? Shame you squandered what innate beauty you had on trendy face jewelery, bad hair, and whoring.

Flaws/Fixes

Flaw: Potential Stretch marks in stomach/hip region; ref: pg 2
Fix: Medical science can fix this, right?

Flaw: lip ring...just. not. sexy! But it says a lot about her pain threshold. hah. possible candidate for anal sex or just rough sex in general.
Fix: Please remove.

Flaw: many annoying moles/"beauty" marks
Fix: minor surgery

Flaw: Pudgy
Fix: 2mile jog/day; 3 sets of 20 5lb dumbbells

The photo w/ the dudes leads me to conclude that she's into drunken orgies. Positive. Definite positive.

Photo w/ gun (ref. pg 7) leads me to confirm earlier conclusion that this girl likes it rough & kinky.

Blurry photos leads me to think whether she might be hiding something...retake photos & resubmit for further examination.

Nothing but a fake slab of meat. Those muppets on page 7 make me laugh.

well. atleast shes better than some of the cows the past couple weeks.
id do her.

Lisa...she flipped the pic. check the moles on her forehead.

good eye dave
you beat me to it

you're ugly and fat and it looks like someone aimed that VisiShot shit and took some shots right on your stupid forehead.

HCP....HEY NOW!....

Ehhh.....nah. I think I'll pass on this one too. The funny thing is that this skank probably thinks she's hot.