Bastardly Midnight Snack: Jessica Alba's Entertainment Weekly Outtakes

agreed.
we need naked pics of her pronto.

After all, we have seen the see-thru pics. She may as well go ahead and pose, already. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Yeah, this is definately a case of photographic hackery. On that note, come on, who the hell are you blowing where you are so freaking incompetant with a camera that you can take pictures of freaking Jessica Alba that make her look unattractive. Freaking. Oops that's one too many freakings. Sorry. But I rest my case.

I don't see what the problem is...she looks fucking hot in these pics, like she does the overwhelming majority of the time.

And yes, she does need to pose for playboy, or better yet, Penthouse, or even better yet, for me.

She looks quite good here, I can't wait to see what the faggot wiseman says about her.

She's one of the few that can combine hotness and sweetness

yum yum...

I think they should put her on the cover with her legs spread wide. All the pre-pubescent teens would go crazy.

she is a fucking hypocritical whore
"oh i want to be known for more than my sexiness. I have talent"
so stop posing like a fucking crack whore looking for a cock to suck then
and maybe people will take you seriously

nice, very nice. this chick is just hott as can be

i agree. naked pics would surely boost the blahh. don't get me wrong, she's beautiful, but a little overexposed lately.

She's not going to age well. When her thirties beckon, I may have to slash one of the veins attached to my 173.1415926527649837 mm penis in lament.

she is not losing anything. the pictures they ran of her in that issue sucked. these actually look a little better. btw - entertainment weekly also managed to make jessica biel look pretty bad in that same issue. someone should have lost their job over it as far as i'm concerned. what a waste.

k i dunno what people are talking about... shes gorgeous

she is pretty enough but someone did a shitty job of chosing clothes and lighting...the cameraman should be shot...I mean, how do you make Jessica Alba not so pretty? Look that the last pic...she is almost fugly and we know she is usally hot...skinny, but hot!

i would eat the corn in her shit....

she's ass-lickable.

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====== I hate that pose in the first pic. Those shoes are huge.

this is an old photo shoot from when she still looked good. she looks like shit now and everyone knows it.

Simply gorgeous...PERIOD

she should go back to the dark hair like she had on Dark Angel.....plus she is looking a bit too thin

Am I the only one who thinks these pictures are horrible? Don't get me wrong though, she is pretty.

she's so overrated...needs to work for her fame and actually do some freaking movies

She looks bored to tears, and so am I.
Poor styling, and a set that reminds me of high school drama class- ridiculous.

lulu

What the FUCK is wrong with you bastardly!! She is still gorgeous, i think it’s just the setting and photographer that sucks. BASTARDly, I wanna know how your girl looks like (bless her heart), i am serious!

WHATEVA! THANK YOU MOELICIOUS AND JACKSON FOR FINALLY SEEING THRE MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT! THE WEAVE NEEDS TO GO, HER FACE LOOKS LIKE A KINDERGARDENER, AND THATS SICK IF YOU LIKE PEOPLE WHO LOK LIKE LITLE STUPID KIDS!
AS FOR THE BASTARDLY, I KNOW YOUE GIRLS ARE HOTTER, LEAVE THEM ALONE JUST BECAUSE SLOBBA ALBATROSS IS FINALY VIEWED AS NOT SO HOT. WHICH SHE NEVER WAS NOR WILL BE, BITCHES!!
OVERRATED, YES! NEEDS TO CRAWL BACK TO WHATEVER BARIO SHE CAME FROM AND STOP MAKING BOX OFFICE BOMBS
JOHN! GOOD ONE! RIGHT, SHES BEEN SAYIN FOR HOW LONG "I DONT WANNA BE SEXY ANYMORE!" THEN WHY THE FUCK IS SHE POSING LIKE A 2 CENT HOOKER IN A THAI PRISON???? CAN ANYONE ANSWER ME? LOL!

Nop. She's still REALLY hot and hotter than 90% of the females posted. Her face is much, much, MUCH more gorgeous than Scarlett Johanson's super plain one (borderline fugly, when without makeup) and she has a better body, too (a girl doesn't have to look like she eats at McDonald's everyday to look hot)
So Jess, just don't loose anymore weight and you're PERFECT!

i live in vancouver and i always see this stuck up bitch walking around like she owns the fuckin place.
Jessica Alba can't even shop on the company dime without being rude to people. She just strides up and down Robson Street leaving a trail of murderous Canucks in her path. She lets her dogs shit everywhere and never cleans up after them, she makes her assistant do it. come on! her movies all suck anyway! She wont even pay for her bags of shopping goddies, she just takes them!!! She might want to take a few pointers from Rachel McAdams, who's keeping busy at work - she might not get out much, but across the board people think she's lovely--( Rachel, NOT albacore ) she is also Canadien so that helps.
overrated and below average. get over her

Hey Im about to say something that will piss off everyone. Im going to be more hated than wiseman. Guess what Jessica Alba is ugly, I repeat Jessica Alba is ugly, and guess what she cant act and you know what else her movies are all awful. And guess what else I think she is so boring and disgusting she's a major turn off she makes the stupidest modeling poses. Guess what else all those pictures above are all ugly she is an ugly woman. And Im not jealous or gay hah, hah, hah Im not jealous or gay hah, hah, hah, Im not fat either and I make good money and Im from the city. And I think Mia kirshner and Scarlett JOhansen are hot. So there is no jealousy bye and dont forget to hate me.

Hey hermanita how the hell do you fucking know that she looks better than all the women posting here have you fucking seen us. Judging from your name though your hispanic so that explains why you like her. Because you like seeing hispanic women get called hot maybe your even Mexican. sorry though your favorite mexican chick is ugly doesn't make hispanics look good at all and she gives them a bad name too.

NOT jealous, i LOVE you! i hate that bitch too, she isnt pretty, no class and a complete dumpster whore. she tries to act like she has talant, but its a waste of fucking time. im glad vito said what he said too, man, she is THE most over exposed person in the world.
she thinks shes better than everyone and is rude to all of us in vancouver. no one was happy that she actually was shooting a film there, and we usually are excited when we see american movie stars! but not her, everyone wanted her out ASAP!
NOTjealous, Vito, come write for me at the paper here!

well, i think she's hot

I DO NOT AND NEVER EVER WILL
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM FINDING NEMO WITH THOSE BUGGED OUT EYEBALLS

okkk
JESSICA IS FUGLY UGLY MUGLY
GET OVERR HERR

VITTO ur the besttt i swear
and The jealous girl
Not like shez jealous buh her name:P
lmfao

anywayzz
ALBA plzz go dieee
dont come in Canada
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the air is already polluted
we dont want anymore
MExican trash here
(no offence to all u mex out there..im just talking abouh alba here:P)

Cash..wtf were u thinkinggg
shez uglyyyyyyyyyyy
even if ur uglyyy
come on shez ugly

she said it herself "i like older men like Morgan Freeman"
shez a ugly anorexic wannabe cunt
FUGUALICIOUS

plzzz alba
go dieee

i wanan see this hoe
dieee with soo much pain
i swear
ill play it over and over again
ugly cunt

lol i love how everyone hates vito because he hates skeezy alba, and i also enjoyed 'unknownposter' 's rant!!!!!! i hate the cunt, i wish shed die slowly with a baseball bat up her dirty asshole

yaya, thats because her feet ARE huge!!!!! eeewwwww she looks like a 2 peso hooker in a tijuana porn shoot. awww! im SO sorry i pissed off everyone who thinks she the next fucking maralyn monroe. she needs to get the fuck over herself, and malkavian needs to check his/her obsession with somone who looks like such a gross old cigarette left in a warm beer bottle.
notjealous, i agree. i think shes the most fugly thing since pete dohertey.

FU Suckers, shes beautiful, your fucking post dont give any sense, go and visit a gay club you fags.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
when will this mega-overrated chick totally disappear? there’s gonna be Sin City 2 and Sin City 3, if she’s not on the 3rd one we’ll only have to wait until the 2nd one is released, a few months after that hopefully she will disappear, lets hope she’s not featured on the 3rd one, because to see digitally enhanced images of her in revealing clothes attempting her hardest to look sexy shaking her celulite-y ass being flashed and flubbed again and again in 1 movie is enough. It’s gonna get real boring if that scene keeps being repeated. Is it really the only way they can make Jessica Alba look fuckable and good looking? Haha, I see WAY hotter chicks looking WAY hotter everyday, and they don’t need to be on a professional makeup artist’s chair for 5 hours, they don’t need to have a stylist, they don’t need to be told what clothes to wear, they don’t need airbrushing, photoshop and digital enhancing and they don’t need a professional photographer to look 10000 times hotter than Jessica Alba does. Man is Alba pathetic. She owes her success to the movie Sin City because she was playing a whore, showing her ass and shaking it in scenes being flashed only to make viewers horny so they would go see the movie, and it took like 6 hours in the makeup chair with a team of preofessional makeup artists, professional stylists etc to be able to make her look hot, and still it wasn’t too much. Other than the bare naked whorish flabby fat ass and silly dance moves intended to make people horny, she looks so ugly, so nothing special compared to the kind of REAL hotties there’s outta there. She owes her success to that and still dares to claim that “she doesn’t want to take sexy roles” or that “nudity is against what she is” and gets mad because an image of her appears on the cover of Playboy… LMAO!! how PATHETIC can this chick be? how come she’s gonna act in Sin City 2 again if she doesn’t wanna take whore roles and if nudity is against what she is? Because that’s the only way for her to have people think she’s hot and to have people interested in her. She’s not good looking enough to be considered sexy if she doesn’t take whore roles. She’s no Angelina Jolie. Plus, she’s BORING as hell, and as an actress, a total joke. Pathetic and fucking stupid! Disappear already mega-overrated idiot!
btw, what’s up with that waist as wide as her hips and flat butt? isn’t Jessica Alba an icon for desperate female fatties really?
is there still any desperate loser who would dare to say this chick is hot? during the Sin City days I understand, but nowadays, ROFLOL!
seriously, is there anyone other than desperate ugly moronic boys and female fatties who still think this chick is hot?
I never saw any hot or good looking chick, damn, any non-ugly chick say Jessica Alba was good looking or compliment her looks in any way. It’s all ugly chicks who do mostly (about 85-90%), the rest are ugly desperate losers who have not seen a good looking woman or a hot chick in their lives.
And fuck, I never found Holly Madison too hot, but in her pic in the ads next to Jessica Alba’s pictures, Holly looks like a fucking megahot goddess.

Vrocks, shut your fucking mouth

What the FUCK is wrong with you bastardly!! She is still gorgeous, i think it's just the setting and photographer that sucks. BASTARDly, I wanna know how your girl looks like (bless her heart), i am serious!

naaa.. she probably still is the hottest woman alive

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nothing special, overrated.

I think the only remotely cool thing about these photos are the rosery beads because that means they were atleast trying to give her the whole naughty thing.

...YEAH, AND WE WANT HER TO PUT OUT DAMNIT!!!