Eliza Dushku Spicing Up the Tao Nightclub Grand Opening in Vegas
Thursday, October 5th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
I would seriously cough up big bucks to watch Eliza get wasted on one too many martinis & then be coaxed into jumping onto the bar top & start shaking her cute little ass (as she strips off all her clothing & dives into a feverishly long makeout session with...me)! I love fantasying in the middle of day.
Besides juicy fantasies, for those of you looking to comment below, I know you're probably thinking that fellow Bastardly Horndogg, Wiseman, is gonna log on & rip Eliza to shreds. Think again, my friends.
Here's a line of convo from the last time we posted Eliza...
1. ladybug
ewww…r u kidding? she is soooo ugly….i hate the weird shape of her eyes and she has a weird, shapleless blob for a face as is evident by the first pic
2. laserbeams
Yeah, her eyes droop, but for some reason, I think it just adds a certain quirky characteristic about her that I don't mind. Perhaps her eyes remind me of a puppy dog? I don't know…overall, she's pretty in my book.
3. Wiseman
You lot are fucking stupid gay fuck if you think she is ugly. Its good she hasnt got fake tits like a lot of sluts out there. She still looks great.
hotness
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it's her eyes...her eyes are hanging down to her knees!!!
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- ehhh --- I guess I could close my eyes and envision her when she was hot. Still would be fun to blow pecker snot on her face
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YES YES YES....................I like this woman. There is something about her. I don't know what, but there is definitely something. Maybe because she's a brunette. Looked great in buffy.
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She's got fangs in pic 2!
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Anyone who hates Eliza Dushku is probably a Communist.
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She should be in more movies. She's got a great bod and not overly done-up. She's more popular because she doesn't have "the look". oh well
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Oops, I mean, she's *not* popular...
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This is what I like about Eliza, she may not have "the look" , whatever that is, but she still looks good. We need some pictures of her not wearing too much make/up/shit.
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Yeah, she can Missy Pantone me any day of the week.
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She's always stoned. That's what I think. That's hot.
Stoned is gooood. Sober is baaaaaahd.
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she rules
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EWWWWWWW she is so FUCKIN ugly!! She's a dirtyyyy Albanian. The majority of them have deformed heads, cant you tell???
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She's delicious. Tao, however, sucks balls.
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Eliza Dushku, 1.
Knuckle Babys, 0.
She's hot. I will reference only one scene from the great Hollywood canon. 'The New Guy', the bikini shopping montage. The DVD is worth it for that 43 seconds of masturbatory bliss.
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HoT!!
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Seriously, I've been wondering what happened to Eliza. She is seriously smokin' and she looks great here. She needs to do more movies (and is welcome to wear more cheerleader outfits or use a bandana as a shirt whenever she wants)!
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Droopy eyes or not, Nuttello would gladly sheathe his dagger of love inside her cooch for the rest of his life. She Rocks!
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Again, I stand by what i stated before: Droopy eyes aside, I think she's cute. I agree that she could use less makeup...she's dangerously close to Tammy Faye Bakker School of Makeup Application territory.
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Eliza so frikin hot. I don't know what's wrong with you people. I'll doink her anyday.
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She's always slightly reminded me of Jessica Alba.
Of course, Jessica Alba is hotter though.
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Very Cute!
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"Very Nice!"
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Some people are just not photogenic. She was so pretty in buffy, bring it on and wrong turn. Everything about her was aweseome.
I don't how she reminds you of skinny arse Alba. Oh wait, Alba did a show called Dark Angel which was a rip off of Faith's character. Bad girl, tough talk, wears skin tight pants and leather, dar hair, dark eyes, kicks arse. ~Alba annoyed the hell out of me in Dark Angel. Only reason why I watched it was coz of Zac and Alec.
Eliza can act. Alba cant.
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I have to say, she doesnt need any of that make-up/shit on her face.
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I'D LIKE TO DU 'ER SHKU!!!
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Nice
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