Bastardly Fashion Rating: Paris "Look @ My Undies" Hilton

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She oozes class. Or something.

Thats some nasty fake aids infested slut.

Page 1 top inset: If you look close. You might see a couple of STD's falling out.

Help me and the Aids Virus in finding a cure for Paris Hilton!

Pose more like a retarded donkey beast Paris. Are you entirely incapable of not turning your feet inward?

Why the hell is she archived in babes? She looks like a fucking donkey. And her nose looks like a dick.

Yes, please, get this skank out of here. I'd rather see Mischa Barton and Brooke Hogan than one of the ugliest women in the world here!!! Double frickin' Yuck! Dude, I just threw up on my monitor! Damn you Paris, damn you to whore hell!!!

i wanna make u my son. i wanna rape ur mom and have her pop up pretty lil mixed babies 4 me. she is nice whtie girl??? wat does she look like??? big soft white boobies 4 me i gonna make her scream when i rape her. i imagine it so good she grabbin my big black nigger dick tryin to stop it from goin inside her cute lil pussy and screamin but i push it in anyway. I push it in so hard i break past the normal wall and put it all the way into her womb. i gonna get her preggo!!! then i officially ur stepdaddy!!!! call me daddy!!!!

For Real, why is she in the babes section? she should be in the WAYYY Overrated section

Her ass gointer makes more appearances than she does.

how come Paris won't get a nose job? I guess you gotta give her credit for that, for not giving in to the obvious nose job she could benefit from.

She is a very unusual looking girl. Big square head, droopy disfigured nose. She acts like she is the shit. And she acts like she had a lobotomy. Nasty skank. Why does evryone pay so much attention to her? ...oh, and L.A.M.B. bags are over, hunny

I guarantee she will get her beak fixed if she reads enough about this in the press. She's probably one of those types that needs the public's approval in the tabloids to keep her overinflated ego going.

DO NOT WANT

i hate the way her mouth always looks, it bothers me. it looks like she had really thin lips naturally, then got too much collagen injected in the bottom one.

and she went home with dave navarro? thats disgusting. hes disgusting. all celebrities are disgusting!!

oh that parisian whore...there's always gonna be sluts that are the exception to all logical rules of female worship/desire...she's one of 'em...4 me...i just can't stop thinking about giving her a peter north- type load all over her asymmetric yet strangely erotic face, gangly limbs, third world titties, narrow underdeveloped ass & having her shoot me one of her patented vapid, slow-eyed smiles with those pretty blue contacts looking up at me in admiration and saying "that's hot" while i capture the moment on film to post on this fine site for all to ogle...ahh, paris covered in jizm for fall'06...the hottest fashion craze of the season i'd say

Just 'tween us girls? -- a real woman isn't afraid to change her strategy and eat something ;) over-cautiousness will only confirm your steady decline in this business and you'll end up looking like a turd anyway. You still have a chance to be considered not one of the ugliest if you starting straightening yourself out immediately.

How come nobody's mentioned those hideous legwarmers? Yikes!

The legwarmers? I'd use 'em to wipe the shit off my dick when I'm done fucking her in the ass.

Her leg warmers and shoes make her look like she has hooves.

What the fuck?!

Look at her pose on page 2.

Okay, when is this girl NOT showing her cooch?! Seriously!

Seriously, I'd like to pull a Shana, and give her two more black eyes, and a broken arm. I swear, I really hate this whore.
Her fifteen minutes are officially up!

Exactly. The pose on page 2 is too much. God her nose job is the worst. Freaking parrot monkey nose.