Bastardly Lady of the Day - Niki
Friday, October 6th, 2006 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Salma Hayek, everything about her is so....right.
Do you like your boobs?
Of course, if they were any bigger I would be out of proportion.
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
In a New York minute!
Have people (guys) ever said you look like a particular celebrity (…to try get in your pants)?
Nope, most stick to alcohol and compliments, for that.
What makes you Bastardly?
My bastarrific since of humor, of course!
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won't be so nice as to actually “take down†pictures. Cheers!
What just one picture? One that makes you look about 80 years old? I guess some guys could get beyond the dead eyes and zombie face.
Keep your eyes on the boobs gents! Otherwise one look at her ugly mug will turn you permanantly limp.
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yeah one pic is unforgivable
looks like she might have a nice ashtray
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"My bastarrific since of humor, of course!"
one photo. bad spelling.
assessment from what can be visible in one fucking photo)
Ass looks round & is standing up fairly well as she's laying on the bed. This is definitely positive.
this chick is a definite candidate for a revisit. I feel as if she's testing the waters before sending in more pics. If the majority of people rip her to shreds, the site will never hear from her again. BUT, by chance, if pigs happen to be flying around today, the bastardly community has the heart to give her a positive rating, it might prompt her to submit a few more photos.
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Not exactly Lady of the Day worthy. She's not the most unfortunate looking lady I've ever seen, but she's nothing special either.
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FUCG- I thought I told you to go out & get some air, the cyber-cops are on to you,the found out about your site WWW.basketsofboyscoutunderware.com
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should be called slut of the day...
playpacman.net
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ok, i just played a game of pacman.
damn you, natasha.
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i dunno... this feels like someone got a hold of this compromising photo of a chic and needed someplace to submit it to piss her off
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you know, i think this chick is pretty hot.
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... or at least decent. we definitely need more photos though
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well...if nothing else she is in a good position for all you "back door" boys and oh yeah...an unmade bed does not a clean room make! Wimpy submittal...one photo covering your pudge...doesn't kick it with the bastardly boys...
doesn't appear that pigs are flying today!!!!!!
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cant see if the room is messy but the bed is messy
she could use some makeup
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wow, there is actually a site called www.basketofboyscoutunderware.com ??? I am scared to even type it!
And yes... one pic = no point...... let's say, in the past, the probability of posters leaving positive comments about a one pic BLOTD is 10%, and that 60 different people comment on this picture, the probability that there will even be ONE positive comment is a 1.19% chance.......... ewwwww
yeah, I am a HUGE dork....... but I was proving a point statistically....... boohoo.
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looks like a nice arse. Thats all I can tell.
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probabilities? Damn Lily....one would think you were an accountant or something! hehe ;>
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this is boring
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I'd do her.
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angelfood:"well…if nothing else she is in a good position for all you “back door†boys"
-LOL!
lilyspryte:"And yes… one pic = no point…… let’s say, in the past, the probability of posters leaving positive comments about a one pic BLOTD is 10%, and that 60 different people comment on this picture, the probability that there will even be ONE positive comment is a 1.19% chance………. ewwwww"
I like your style. Statistics are my field lol.
On a side note though, gotta love an honest ho. And also, I love the girls in the BLOD who claim that any women who say they wouldn't fuck a man the age of their grampa for 3 mills (which mean any men, since if a girl can fuck a granpa, why wouldn't she fuck someone younger for that same 3 mills) are liars. It's basically like saying that all the women in the world are potential prostitues (which, as I am typing this doesn't sound all that wrong).
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maybe she's knocked up. the right eye is kinda weird.
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I'd fuck her, but I wouldn't pay for her drink first...
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GREAT............MORE TRAILER TRASH!
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this damn girl & her wack pic belongs on one of those adult friends in your area websites...stink potential is too distracting...laying there all drunk & shit feeling good 'cause she dropped 25lbs. recently...beat it
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Eugh! She looks like a druggie.
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She's hiding her fatty tummy. But she's cute in a chubby way.
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MOM!!!!!! no u didnt!!!!!
WHY????????
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i saw this picture in the newspaper, for one of those prostitute hotlines
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Trailer TRASH!!!!!! again!!!!! enough said.............
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i dont see how she is fat. she has a booty and boobies nothing wrong with that.. she just lacks makeup isn't gorgeous natural but she is pretty and has potential if she sent more pictures it would be easier to decide
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boooooo. one pic?!
throw this one out.
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Could be a nice bod, could be uglier than a bag of assholes, not enough data. The push-up bra & thong are a start. For all you fancy boys & dandys at least her rooms not messy.
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Thats not a real site you fucking perverts don't try it.
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4 of 10, if a few more nude photos, 5 of 10. A small step above average. Doesn't offend, but wouldn't recommend.
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That unnatural pose makes her look as stiff as a cadaver. There's a reason she's lying on her stomach and it ain't because she's into anal.
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What an ugly whore eeeck
And just 1 pic... thank god there were no more my poor eyes couldn't that that...!!!!!!
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Wooops...
Couldn't take that***
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