Mariah Carey's Vomit-Inducing "Whorification of Mimi" Concert Slithers into LA

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all I have to say is, there is a time when you should cover it up...ewww...

Damnit Mimi! Sigh...

This crazy bitch is by no means obese, but she should really dress for her size.

I'm not saying chunky chicks can't be hot (after all, those big girls need loving too) but my dear God cover up Mariah!

Look just because she has curves and does no look like one of those aneroxic models does not make her chunky.

Dude, there's a difference between fat and curvy. She's fat...her body doesn't look toned, looks like she doesn't exercice, not an hourglass shape (her waist is straight, not concave)... But hey that's just my opinion. If you like this, than good for you. She lives all alone.. even her maids can't stand her, so you probably have more chance to get her than any other celebrity.

Nasty ass butterface. Piglet!

Although she's had many plastic surgeries, I'd still it hit. Fifth of Henny with that too.

Hermanita is right. There is fat, there is skinny, and then there is out of shape. Mariah Carey falls into the later category. If she insists on wearing her britches to sing in -- the least she could do are some crunches to get that fucking gut at least a little more presentable.

That thing is packin a lot of flab.

At least it's not Britney Spears. Now that's fat, this is out of shape.

That top picture on page 5 is pretty funny! Everybody is trying to pretend that she's some fine babe.

She is just out of shape. Look at her chubby cheeks. How did that guy hold her? She is a great singer, dress her damn size.

She does have a voluptuous body...that I like. What I don't like is the fact she's forever tainted by banging the brothers.

(re page 5 pic) they're all wearing masks so noone will know they were in her crappy show having to play the fool.

i have no problem with that.. shes still hot

she's pretty thick...like brick shithouse.

ok ok so she ain't exactly svelte...guess what though, loads are gonna be blown in her honor anyway..mine for sure..dudes have definitely lost all true meaning of the word "fat" these days though...rosie the dyke & oprah richfrey=FAT&SLOPPY...mariah=THICK&DOABLE

if her waist was just a little bit thinner, i wouldn't call her fat. but she's either fat, or unlucky to be born without a waist. in either case, she should cover her midsection and focus on her legs and arms, because those are pretty nice.

her body make-up artist certainly had their work cut out for them.

She painted herself in bronze and hoped that was enough.

She's got the money, hire a trainer- no fucking excuses when a big part of your career is looking good.

I remember her in the 90's and girls actually wanted to look like her, now she's a "don't." Sad.

ICK! What a Cachunk-a-chunk! She is such a sow!

Throughout the tour of course she gained a few puonds. You can't excersise much on a tour bus or in a hotel room & since she's not a big dancer, she's not burning hundreds and hundreds of calories every night. Also, she plays every other night to rest her voice, so she's either sleeping or awake and not talking all day (this must work b/c I saw her on 9/14 she sang her butt off). In late July she had shows in Tunis, Tunisia (in North Africa) and a pepsi smash show at the kodak theatre and her body was hot! A week later in Miami it looked like she gained about 5 pounds, so obviously she gaines and looses weight very easily. My point is: leave her alone. And to whoever who created this topic the name of the tour is The Adventures of Mimi: The Voice, The Hits, The Tour

DRB: congrats, you are the world's most useless pussy. And I beg to differ she is most certainly a BIG dancer.

The Adventures of Mimi: The Voice, The Hits, The Tour.

Hehe, that is the lamest name ever...mine's worse.

The Whoreventures of Mimi: The Dicks, The Shit Music, The Big Fat Ass.

PUT UR CLOTHES BACK ON MIMI AND SING THE DAMN SONGS....

*ouch* ninja.... :)

I dont what she looks like she will always be an airhead, shallow, vain woman Diva's don't deserve to be pampered and bowed down to, they deserve a piping hot slice of humble pie! and good dose reality. Her reality is if she doesn't drop this diva nonsense she's going to end up alone with no friends just desperate people who will put up with anything for a job. Her body wants to down a different road and her ego wants to go down another unfortunately for Mariah her body wants to go down the natural road of gaining weight and looking normal but her ego still thinks she can pull off her body from twelve years ago, I cant wait for her next meltdown LOL.

they were filming this for a video/dvd last night....I bet they don't have any usable footage....the sound was good the singing was great but the looks gotta go...that oversized MC with the sequence is tired....

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"*ouch* ninja…. :)"

I have that affect on women. First they say ouch...then they are all smiles.

well it was a great show and for you bitches that think mariah dont look good, grow up get some curves and stop being so jealous real women have curves you must have an eatin disorder

wtf are you people thinking ? (i would say guys but no man would in reality dis on maraiah.) this girl is hot hot hot and hell she's only 10 months younger than I. she can sing like a goddess and look like one too, what ever the hell you people are calling "fat" is at least 100 times skinnier than any girl YOU"LL ever have. so wake the f**k up. she's hot and a hot singer, go ahead and compare yourself to her......
what the hell have YOU done with your life.

she is not fat, she's wide I must say. If she would loose a few inches off her waist she would look better. she's fine.

I don't quite understand some of the lack of affection displayed by some of you. MC is very sexy and why the hell hide it - if you got it!

does her music suck so much that she has to dress like that for attention or what not? sheesh!

yeah i look like the celeb u dissin on here ilook like miss carey

Why would anyone buy tickets for this crap? She looks awful. Like I said before, she's channelling Miss Piggy. At least if she dressed appropriately for her body weight...but no she wants to sing in her undies. Way too unattractive.

Yeah, Player. The thing is, she hasn't got it.

FUCKING WHORE MARIAH. FUCKING SLUT MARIAH. FUCKING CUNT MARIAH. FUCKING BITCH MARIAH. MARIAH IS FAT.