Bastardly Fashion Rating: Hussein Chalayan Show @ Fashion Week in Paris
Monday, October 9th, 2006 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
Can't you just see Mischa Barton wearing some of these...?
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Birthday suit.. full of bubbles? weird!
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#4 is actually a nice outfit on a nice body.
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click and save !!! :)
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what glimmer, r u kidding me, # 2 is best outfit, look at those shoes!! ;p
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ha...I can just imagine when that one model found her hanger. a hat? a see-through scarf? yeah, but where's my outift??
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What a fag fest. I'll have the # 1 w/ shrimp fried rice & a side of bubbles.
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Where be all the tits.
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Not enough meat. What do you grab and squeeze and twist and pull?
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Your penis.
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um. twist? nipples do not enjoy being twisted. at least mine don't. and neither does anything else.
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tuxman yes it *must* be the shoes.. :)
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Haha...those photos are bizarre, yet fun. But I don't get it...how's it fashion when the girl's not wearing any clothes? Unless the designer invented the lamp (which she's wearing on her head), he didn't really uhm "design her outfit".
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:)
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Yeah, they're all wearing the same shoe. But #4 is indeed a nice outfit. And in that case, Mischa Barton wouldn't be caught dead in something that tastefull...
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These are some weird looking models.
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wow...it just amazes me how some of us can be sexually aroused by this type of body on a supposed grown-ass woman...ugh...i mean there are some pretty faces here & there among the bony carcasses naturally, but, these haute couture biatches for the most part look like roadkill...weak-ass, flat-ass, sorry-titted, hungry, heroin-chic, well passed around raggedy ann dolls...NO COCK FOR YOU!!!!
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yeah but just think papi...all those new, weird, twisted places to pee! ;>
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why would anyone in their right mind dress neekid and wear an alien lamp shade on their head and call it fashion? Or dress up as a demented little bo peep looking shit in 8,9,10 and let anyone see them? Someone told them they could design? What a bunch of shit...I wouldn't buy any of that shit...maybe a costume for a Panic At the Disco video and that's about it...well it is Halloween though... :|
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his name is actually Hüseyin Çağlayan not Hussein Chalayan
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Don't forget those ~~~~ squiggly howdoyoucallits over his nam, the fag might get pissed off.
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i think to be a model is very hard..just think..this is how they get paid..to be skinny,right?
my opinion...
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They smoked too much crack before puttin on this show... If this is fashion, I just shit, is that art? Flat chested, no sense of color or design... too much coke not enough brain cells... They all suck... you mean people get paid for this...
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Oh i thought it was a shoe show!! Glimmer!! LOL!! J/k!! ;p
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It's called Haute Couture dumbasses..of course you trailor trash americans wouldn't know that.
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So what's the point of putting on the show then?
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ewww, bony thighs...
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#31 I guess we are just supposed to be in awe and amazed at their incredible sense of imagination and fashion? NOT...
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Who the hell is the ugly chink in the first pic?
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#8 - the Flying Nun emancipated!
The model's legs look deformed in the first shot.
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the naked girl has really short legs, even with the heels, you can tell all her height comes from her torso.. her legs probably only look good when she's thin
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And hey, the model has some hips! It's a big improvement from the anorexic girls they had before.
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uh tuxman sure it took me 10 years to notice but. isn't the same *shoe* featured in each pic ??? ha ha...
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You don't wear Haute Couture, none of Haute Couture is wearable.
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my current fave is pic 8. uh that's not a hat is it ?? well love it anyway. more 'weird' fashion please.. :)
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