Keeley Hazell Does November, 2006 FHM Magazine (UK)

love her

Those poor guys with blue balls...

senin..i always knew you cared !!! ;)

Yeah Glimmer, truth is I'm not as heartless as I appear to be sometimes. :)

She's looking pretty good, that's for sure!! ;p

whats the problem with that Wiseman?

Dave.........No problem there, but she's creating a negative view.

senin, the hero to millions... :)

Ah she looks beautiful here. But if she didn't have her boobs, she wouldn't be famous, that's for sure. Too bad, I think her beauty goes beyond that.

and when hermanita appoves... :)

and thanks for pics joe. :)

"It's normally a month before anything happends between her and a man"
-Oh Please!!!!!!

In that first photo, she looks like a blond, bustier, taller and healthier version of Eva Longoria. Still, hot, hot, hot. 8 out of 10. 9 if she was naked and chewing on a beefeater.

Thanks for the pics Comrade Stalin, NIIIIICCCCCCEEE.

Wiseman,finding fault in nudity?????????????????????????? O please stop no more nudity please no more please.

Buck Nasty, just in case u haven't noticed yet, Wiseman is gay.

'go on boys ask me anything !'

ok, uh keeley i hope this isn't too personal...but, how many dates until you let a guy pee in your butt ???????

God is in His heaven and all is right with the world.

She looks good, but I'm sure the majority is airbrush magic.

she looks awesome (kinda cherie roberts-esque). the canadian bacon aereolas are the icing on the cake.

oh, oh keeley...what can you say? SHHWEEET!! she just is a girl on top of her game right now...take note bastardly wenches...this is an excellent body role model for you...none of that bony knees, gangly arms&legs w/protruding ribs thing going on here...keeley, my face & joystick are officially at your mercy mistress

Personally I think everyone here is overrating her, she's hot no doubt, and those breast hmmmm.... Cheers to that. But for some reason, I think she has no Ass whatsoever, and also, she has toothpick legs.

So, in conclusion! Pretty face. Pretty Tits. Probabilty of having a nice ass..... Slim to none (judging by those hips, thighs and that waist)
Overall? hmmmm..... I'd say B- at best, sober. And maybe B+ at best after drinking some good old Grey goose and some cranberry juice. And that includes, making sure that the drink is quite strong, which means a third of juice and 2 thirds of liquor at least, but I'd go for a quarter of juice and 3 quarter grey goose:D. (approximatly 2oz of juice 6 oz of liquor is a great mix, garantied buzz after one drink:D)

shes the best

hehe, #27.

"Grey goose and some cranberry juice. And that includes, making sure that the drink is quite strong, which means a third of juice and 2 thirds of liquor at least, but I’d go for a quarter of juice and 3 quarter grey goose:D. (approximatly 2oz of juice 6 oz of liquor is a great mix, garantied buzz after one drink:D)"

Are you sure your not talking about what she'd have to drink to get it on with you?

Bastarbater/Masterbater..................YOU are the poof. My English is better than your could ever be you retarded obese American shit. You're probably sitting at your computer and eating pretzels with a soda, you fat cunt.

Funny. On the cover it looks like she is heavily breathing in like a cramp or something...
But she is pretty anyways.

And guess who we get in the good old USA on the November cover of FHM? We fucking get tranny huge linebacker looking woman ass chin Brooke/Butch Hogan photoshopped into a different looking person.
WTF, why does the UK get this little fine piece of hottness that is Keely Hazel, and we get BRooke ugly ass hogan??!! That sucks.

Agreed papi, alot of it is photoshoppped, every shot in mags are now-a-days, except PERFECT 10 mag, which is a great read for anyone wishing to enjoy something natural, I myself read it quarterly and recommend it highly!! N i think it's funny how she said " doesn't do anything w/ a boy until after a month??? " right and bears dont sh*t in the woods either! N i like glimmer's question!! LOL!! I'm sure papi would like 2 know the ans. to that!!

She says "A large vodka, and an orange gets me in the mood"....OK....i can think of few places we can put those 2.....i mean i can think of a few things we could do!! ;p

lol Ninja, nahh, it's definitly what I would need to appreciate that assless girl. Besides, I don't need to get women drunk to get them in bed, Although I do sometimes lol. Women that are too drunk can be annoying

She looks way older than 18... enjoy her now... its a downward slide in looks from here. She has a great rack and photographs well, but she has sticks for legs.

Post #27 (Bankroll:)

In complete agreement with you. This chick is overrated. Pretty, sure, but nothing spectacular. Nice tits, definitely.

However, she has no hips, no ass, and definitely no legs. She's like the kind of chick that age badly and get these huge guts around the midsection and their tits sag half down to their ankles when they get old and crank out a few kids, and of course, they'll always have the chicken legs... (shuddering at the visual).

The phenomenon of Keeley Hazell - and the fact that mediocre skanks like Lucy Pinder, Jordan, Sophie Howard, Abi Titmuss, and Michelle Marsh - can get famous and have every "lad mag" in Britain (hell, Keeley owns Zoo Magazine right now) putting a wanker pictorial of one of these chicks every month, goes to the absolute dearth of truly hot women in the UK. I spent a summer there back in '98, and I can fully attest to that.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

Dr. Doom knows what he's talking about

stunning a great line on the body, great shot, a perfect 11 x

Absolutely awesome photos. I have seen them all over the net. Most though are very bad scans. Does anyone have links to HQ images? ALSO, how do we here in the "States" get a copy of the UK FHM?

airbrushed saggy titted skank

i just came on my girlfriend zoe's tits while i thought of you!!!

oh keeley she is just the nation required! some of her unknown shoot seen at http://www.celebcurry.com/

YUCK! i used to thing she was pretty cute until that awful sex tape. She was all chunky looking, plain, and very boring in bed. Another case of a girl with big boobs who thinks she doesnt have to try anymore. Hotter chicks than this work at my local mcdonalds. NEXT!

0% silicone, 100% sex appeal

Lovely girl, shame she has to just show those tits every time in the Sun here in London. Makes her look like she's only good for 4 things:

Cooking and cleaning,
Sucking and Fucking.

I know Bastardly policy is not to show nudity, so here's a link to the aforementioned FHM spread.

http://www.dailyniner.com/keeleyhazell10.shtml

Enjoy!

bankroll if your involved i hope you wouldn't have to wait a nonth for 'something' to happen. no keeley you make those media guys/and footballers wait a month.bankroll deserves 'it' in less than an hour... :)

I love Keeley Hazell. She is perfect. Who cares if it's airbrushed, I'm never going to meet her.

unWiseman is just another British fag with tea-stained, bad teeth and pooftah meat on his breath. For someone who purports to hate hotness, he spends much time here lurking for it. And for a British dude, he certainly can not write the English language. He probably has worn out his copy of "The Full Monty".

Uh, unWiseman, I am not American. When you proffer your command of the English language with grammatical errors, it removes all doubt as to the veracity of your claim of intelligence. According to the World Health Organization, England has a larger average BMI and a greater incidence of obesity than the United States. If you can tear yourself away from "tossing off" to David Hasselhof pictures, perhaps you can look it up. You should learn how to spell masturbater since I'm certain it occupies many man-hours of your time. Pretzels are better than spotted dick, but perhaps I digress.

*or 20--whatever