Sexy Celebrity Clones Have Bastardly Lesbian Sex
Monday, October 9th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
The Bastardly Theory on Human Cloning has always been simple: If you're hot, you have earned the right to be cloned so that mankind can enjoy the fruits of your hotness for an indefinite number of years to come.
Also, the person behind these photoshopped photos is a genius. (And, also has a lot of time on his hands.)
yes yes...............she was prime meat once. Now she's a used up slab of steak thats turning green.
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I'd still fuck her. I bet she takes it in the ass.
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This must be the best set of photos on Bastardly I've seen in 100,000 years. I'd clicked on some ads in appreciation.
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yeah, i liked this one so much, i clicked on even more ads.
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wiseman, why you hate mother so much?............................
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NickyO....................You're a fag so go and smoke on a salami. I see why you like Jolie, because you want to taste Brad Pitt's jizz out of her used pussy.
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doesn't every guy fantasize about having twins or more? I just thought that was one of the male standard fantasies.
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lilyspryte:"doesn’t every guy fantasize about having twins or more? I just thought that was one of the male standard fantasies."
Doing a menage a trois with twins, is a waste of time. I'd rather fuck them one after the other, then give them a feedback as to who was best. Besides it's really nasty when u think of it, that'd be fucking incest between them.
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Yeah I know Angie's getting old. But she's always looked older than her age. I always tought she was 40 or older, even when she was like 20. It's just her features. And she always has the same look on her face, which is cold, emotionless and bitchy. I think she's WAY overrated.
I don't have anything to say about the other women...all gorgeous. Just... that Jag annoys me and Charlize Theron is gorgeous. =)
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haha BankRoll
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bankroll, in all honesty I was not thinking of "at the same time", but maybe a guy dating twins and getting to have each on individually? Is that more accurate of a way to put it?
this was actually a debate between my husband and I when we were dating. He had dated a girl who had a twin, and he found the twin sister to fit his personality better, so he dumped one twin for the other. I thought is was wrong, but he thought is was just fine.
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well the other twin did date him. so i guess it was ok ????
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Is that what happens when you go through the portal into Angelina's brain?
http://slam-cut.blogspot.com
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magnificent being she is some say she's a goddess
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wow...page 8, second pic, Jessica Biel looks amazing!
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Wow page eleven brings back memories of a cute Katie before Tom got to her.
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Here's one I did up the other day. Less "bastardly lesbian sex" and more clonely clothes envy. ;-)
http://longwalk4.home.mindspring.com/download/katherineheigl10.jpg
Enjoy!
LongWalk
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Wow. That is some SERIOUS cloning. Amazing work.
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Come back to bed, Wiseman! My puzzay's getting cold!
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i agree with bluelace, jessica biel's second set is AMAZING. i really love kate beckinsale's too.
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I finally get what the whole "cloning" thing is about. God dam, someday we can just buy the DNA of hot girls and grow them like "weed"
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shut the fuck up wiseman....TEAM Jolie...
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hah.
Swoop, so you're the guy who clicks on the ads! We always wondered who gave a shit about those ads that read, "You have one Message. Click here to read it."
Thank you, bro.
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absolutely gorgeous. doesnt get any better than that in my eyes.
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