The Sexy Ali Landry with her Bearded Sextoy
Monday, October 9th, 2006 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

That's It!! I'm growing a fucking beard before going to Argentina!! Girls, what's your take on small beards? Give it to us straight!
Check out a few more photos of Ali & her dude @ the 10th Annual Los Angeles Latino International Film Festival which is actually going on until Oct. 15th. So yeah, if have lots of money & you're interested in sleeping w/ beautiful Latinas, hit up the festival & try your luck.
























underneath that beard hes not a bad looking guy... and shes so pretty
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For some reason, i feel like eating Doritos.
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She looked the best in the Dr. Pepper ad. Age has taken a slight toll, but yes.......she would get fucked.
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Hey lilyspryte...................have you learnt to keep your legs shut yet???? I read you were up the duff. Thats some nasty shit there.
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I have a beard and my old lady hates it...she would rather have a smooth face...but I don't give a shit....I shave once a month, yes, that's right, once a month...I look like a JiHad and then boom sexy as shit... I find that other women dig the beard, most importantly, South American bitches...they drool all over my jock when I go to the TJ grocery store or when I pick up something at the taco stand...
I say go for it...show up in Argentina with it, if it isn't working for you shave it there....I don't know about Jackson but Moe should be able to get a heavy beard going.....
Oh and the old lady loves the muff scrub while downtown...
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ugh. Forget beards. They scratch up my face. The guys I know who grow them often do so to cover up a double chin anyways. No chubby lumberjacks, please.
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it is personal choice...I LOVE guys with trimmed beards and goatees...
hey wiseman, I see you are building on your social calendar again...what is up your ass lately? ;> smoochies
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angelfood, I like goatees, just not when they are involved in close and intimate contact, they feel like a brillo pad, imho. :-)
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In other recent photos I've seen of her aging had taken a toll, but she looks stunning here! Why is he wearing a kilt?
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Ali ages so well. Better than most fine French wines. She's kept my hairy palms warm for many a nights. Ha!
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I wonder if she ever slept with Matt Pinfield when they had that show together? Hmmm....
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Slater is So an IDIOT for Cheating on her!! What an A$$hole
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slaters smokin hot
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I'd pee in her butt.
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dorito breath is supa-sexy.
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this woman is outstanding...she just can do no wrong in my eyes w/her looks; even if she's no spring chicken anymore, she puts the vast majority of 20-somethings & those around her own age to shame...the only thing remotely shaky about her right now is this Wookie-lookin' MF who looks like he could be the long-lost bro of that dude on "Lost" or some Uday Hussein lookalike...lucky bastard
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Stunning!! I can't believe she's 33.
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look at the dudes nose.. he is farking ugly!
what is he doing with one of the most beautiful women on the planet?
:(
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I'd rather hump Paul Walker, thanks.
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I don't like facial hair....... because I have sensitive skin and everytime I come in to contact with facial hair that part of me turns red. No thanks...... my husband had a goatee going for a while, but certain things were uncomfortable because of it, so he ditched the hair.
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