Bastardly Hot or Not: Devon Aoki @ Spike TV's 2006 Scream Awards
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
For those of you who don't know...
Devon Edwenna Aoki (デヴォンé’木 Devon Aoki, born August 10, 1982) is an American model and actress.
Aoki was born in New York City though she grew up in California, and attended high school in London. Her Japanese father, Rocky Aoki, a former Olympic wrestler, is the owner of the Benihana restaurant chain. Her mother, Pamela Hilburger, is a jewelry designer of English and German heritage. Her brother, Steve Aoki, is a well-known Los Angeles, California DJ, and is the head of the Dim Mak record label. She also has a sister.
Devon was discovered in New York at a Rancid concert she had gatecrashed. She began modeling at the age of 13.
Earlier in her career Aoki made a cameo appearance in Duran Duran's music video "Electric Barbarella" and, later, in Ludacris's "Act a Fool". Music from this video was featured in the soundtrack of 2 Fast 2 Furious, which Ludacris and Aoki both appeared in.
She did not have her driver's license prior to filming 2 Fast 2 Furious and had to learn to drive during filming. [Wiki]
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Hot enough for 1 night of tie me up, tie me down kinky sex with 5 midgets and a 3 foot long cucumber.
However, she registers only a 5 out of 10 on the hotness meter. Kink meter, I assume probably around 7 with the backdoor ready to be kicked down.
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damn, she looks like a coked out alien. ugh.
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These are very bad pictures of a very hot woman.
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Dude, Devon Aoki maybe super kinky (purely due to her japlinks), but hot she is not.
MoeReply to this Comment
flat-faced dirty haired skank.
GOT THE CLAP?
probably so....
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sadly, like a lot of asian girls, her face looks like it was hit with a frying pan.
body is nice though.
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Terrible actress
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How pissed is the other sister that was mentioned only as "She also has a sister."? LOL, I would def. feel like I got the short end of the stick there.
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she was 'discovred' at a rancid concert??? that's something you don't see...uh that's the first time i've read something like that.
dave how much did da pay/offer to get her the role??? hell if i had connections i'd use then too....
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It's Jojo after a failed attempt to widen her mouth! Unfortunately it worked,
but only around the eyes.
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actually, she was in Sin City before 2 Fast 2 Furious, so maybe her daddy paid for her to play the part of a murderous hooker.
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It's about time the US goverment opened up Area 51
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOT ! she looks like ET!
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Don't care what movies she was in. She has too much Margaret Cho in her. That alone can cause impotence in 95% of the male population.
But got to hand it to her for wearing a wardrobe malfunction top. Bastardly ladies, isn't that a sexy outfit? You can have public sex with that much frontal access in a dress. It just cries out, "open for business."
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EWWWW! She probably smells like fish heads and egg drop soup.
I'd let her fold my shirts though.
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its conan o'brien and rocky dennis mixed.
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Absolutely not.
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What happend to her nose? and what is up with raising an eyebrow? and why are we only inches from seeing cootch? Oh F**k it
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shes hot!
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her face is weird...very odd looking. I would put a bag over her head then i would.
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her eyebrows have stubble.
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nasty
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nice pedigree...in light of that i feel compelled to honor her w/a solid week of what i like to call bukkake fest...yes i think that's a proper tribute to her face for now...good for her complexion too i might add
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HOT!!! she looks so out of space
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ugly, flat faced, tits of a 13 year old boy. Typical asian, only uglier.
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she looks spaced out, maybe on something...
she looked pretty fine in the Fast and Furious though!
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Yo Yo Yo!!! Enough with the hating Devon Aoki jokes, What is the deal with you disliking Devon like that I bet the persons who made those comments are not perfect themselves. Devon doesn't know any one of you and probably, would be embarrased to talk to you because, of your racial teasing comments. Devon is a beautiful asian actress if you have a problem with her you have a problem with me.
P.S. Let's tease you and you will know what it feels like to insult Asian people, you need to leave slavery where it belongs in the past. Malcolm X and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. died to give everyone freedom rights to fellowship togerther, that includes Asians Devon is a free independent woman, ya Dig!!!
Kevin Love Dev stay Gorgeous!!!
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After all that Devon hating...
here's a site that reckons she's actually quite hot !!!
The Devon Aoki Appreciation Society
http://geocities.com/lovelydevonaoki
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WoW this poor thing is ugly as fuck but she has a right to live and be happy.
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She looks great, but that dress is a travesty.
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o ya, forgot to add, the only reason she's an actress is because her dad bought her a part on 2Fast2Furious
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actually, D.E.B.S. before that
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Were Devon a car you all bigots would go in for her Would´t you ?
So called girls I say that you drop dead with envy before this exotic beauty yet caucasian Even if you big mouths had a tenth of her fortune I very much doubt you´d look any attractiveThat´s right Jackie she´s had the right to be hot, succesful & happy since the day she was bornYou all people have got no taste at all
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when you're nothing and daddy has money your picture gets taken, clearly for no reason whatsoever, gwad she is ugly
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devon aoki has the look which is very unique
u either like her look or u dnt
my opnion is that i think she is one of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen i can see why people do think she is ugly as she is very unusual looking but her features are very beautiful. their is no need to hate about as u dnt even no her!! and ur jus a number in the world were as shes famous n well known so carry on hating just shows that ur low ok!!
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Her face is ugly as hell because everything is out of proportion. Mixed relationships can create real hotties or mutant looking babies.
I'd use the paper bag rule with her cuz her face is messed up but her body is worth tapping it.
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Either way you cut it, this is the UGLIEST women on the planet....who knows, maybe shes not even from this planet..hopefully the world wont have to suffer with seeing her appalling acting and hideous face anymore, the only reason shes was cast for anything ever was because daddy gots the bucks. peace out devon see you in "AZNHOSDOANAL PART 2" at least then you wont have to speak.
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I do not understand why she is a model. Only 5'5" and with that face? She always looks like someone stole her puppy.
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