Eva Mendes on Mischa Barton Fashion Crack
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Why must hot women fuck up their Bastardly Hotness Level by getting all edgy w/ their choice of attire & makeup?! I mean, do they think they'll catapult themselves into some outer space hotness level or what? They should not take their hotness for granted b/c eventually (within 5-8 years) they will age & lose most of what makes them special.
Bastardly Recommendation for Already Hot Women (like Eva)
If you're already pretty hot, there's no reason you need to dress up like a clown by wearing crazy colored dresses straight out of some crackhead European designer's ass. Also, we highly recommend for members of the hottie community to distance themselves from absurd amounts of makeup b/c you're already hot, so there's no reason to paint your eyelids & hide behind three inches of face-cake. Keep it simple, ladies: Just show plenty of legs & let your nipple out of its cage every 5-10 events, you'll be just fine. Trust us.
W/ that in hand, let's check out some God awful photos of Eva.
i wonder if she loosened that belt
if she would swell up like Violet Beauregarde
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I always wondered what had happened to the wicked witch of the west...needless to say now I know...bag 'er! Paper or plastic? BOTH.
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I love her shoes.
I want them!!!
And as for the outfit....maybe she can close her eyes and click her heels three times and wish for a new outfit.
And that obscure literary reference will be lost on people.....
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which obscure literary reference?
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shes hot, love her in training day.
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Looks like those glittery shoes they were at the 2005 VS show.
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That outfit was a Mistaaaaaake!
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Eva has a ceratin look that does not come across well in still shots. I think she is very attractive but she is even more when you see her in motion.
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Yep yep it's true. Some women look good in pictures, but when you see them live they look so much hotter. She does. But lately it seems like she's been choosing her outfits by going to the store blindfolded. And I have no idea why someone said they want those shoes. They look ridiculous.
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"And I have no idea why someone said they want those shoes. They look ridiculous."
I like sparkly things.
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Ehhh, I still would.
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So that is what they do with old curtains.
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Too all the broads reading Moes "queer eye" rant...i'll let you in on somehting, real hardbody Max Rico dudes like myself aint too concerned about what u wearing... as long as it aint dirty and shows off your body well... thats all we care about.. cus we wanna see them on the ground a.s.a.p.
With that...I don give fuk what Evas wearing...I'm trying to hit that raw you feel me.
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glad to see mischa's 'fashion empire' expanding... :)
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two words: haute couture--one word: BULLSHIT...everything ain't for everybody eva...just stick to the way you look in ff2, hitch, & revlon commercials please and leave the bjork stuff alone...you're WAY better than that
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Completely disregarding the atrocity that is her dress, in what universe do that belt and those shoes go with it, much less all together?
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why do ppl think she's so pretty?
i don't see anything appealing about her ..
she's fugly
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dee,
i know, i dont get it, i mean she has a hot body but theres a million of girls like that, she happens to be an actress so i guess that makes her look better, but her face is just ok, i see tons of girls like that, with ok faces but really good bodys, whats the big deal
in LA
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Why isn't she in the overrated section?
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