The Abi Titmuss guide to becoming a celebrity in easy steps part 2

What a waste of sperm. I mean c'mon do any of you take half of what she says seriously? I would rather beat off to pictures of Michael Jackson than to degrade my "lil people" to her.

this is offically really boring
not funny
not interesting
not helpful
might want to come clean with some more porn
you know real porn, not this homemade shit
because you seem to be at least marginally good at that
"the world needs pornstars too danny"

I like the fact that she understands that pussy is the most powerful force in this world. And the fact that she uses her sexuality to get money, is great. Gotta cheers to women like that.

Bitch ain't got no ass.

Yeah, pretty boring stuff. Damn you Abi, I don't want to join sex key in order to see your sex vids. She gets a demotion to a 7 out of 10 now just for the fricken tease. At least give us a 20 second one to play over and over again.

btw-- if ya think a sex vid gives ya as much publicity as Hilton and Anderson, how about being in movie with us bastardly horn dogs. You can be in the middle, and we'll slap you with enough frosting to make you into a whipped creamy white English pastry tart. You got the tart part down. You just need some bastardly flava in ya pudding.

Well put swoop.

i still dig her

boring.
shes weird....looks good in one angle....fucking ugly as shit in another.

Again, she has an ugly face. If not, it's just painfully plain. It's mostly her small badly shaped eyes and maybe thin lips..I still think she can easily pass for a man.
She looks hot only when naked, but almost any woman does. And she looked much better when she was very, very photoshopped in the last shoot and she was still a buttaface.
Dave is right. So yeah...next..

you know, i haven't read thes "how to become a celebrity" posts. i'm pretty sure all she has to write is "show boobs" and "make sex tape." yes, that's how i became a celebrity. my devilish good looks helped too. and replace boobs with six pack.

"She looks hot only when naked, but almost any woman does. "

OH COME ON!!! So not true. I mean, I've seen plenty of 500lb elephants @ the grocery store who I just know don't look hot when sprawled across their bed in the nude...

take shots, but please stay away from making such atrociously absurd generalizations!!

again I will pass on selling my soul and dignity for a bit of cash and vague trashy recognition. shut up and move on already, this bitch is completely stupid and vacant.... and not attractive, I still stick by the half woman/half pre-pubescent boy theory.

Again, I pose the questions of, how does just any joe schome go about doing this? It's just not that easy. You can't just leak out a video tape if you not famous!! it's worthless and you'll end up regretting it when your b/f finds it at the local wank-video and confronts you about it!! N to become famous you have to A) Be a millionaire, or B) Be unbelievably hot, or C) date someone with either of the too, n how to you accomplish a, b, or c?? Question was never answered for me. This was all assumed when this blog was started!! I'm pissed...thx!! ;p

lillyspryte.......................YOU are in no position to call her a bitch. Aren't you up the duff???? You don't even know hot to keep those legs shut.

The Fat Ugly Critiquing Geek...well I haven't been to Greece, so I wouldn't know how it is there (or wherever you live). But in my country 90% of the women have great bodies. And where I live right now, it's more like 60%... but still, when I said ALMOST that excluded the women you so kindly referred to as "elephants".
But I'm not gonna argue about her body. I didn't say it's ugly, no! I said her face was and I'm sticking with it.
You know, I'm starting to miss Stacey Keibler.

I agree. This is boring and she is vacant. If the Gods are kind to us plebians there will be no 3rd installment.

Media Whore.

How do you know when Wiseman is about to say something stupid??? His mouth is moving. O yeah fuck you Wiseman.

BTW: Props to Buck nasty!

Buck Nasty.............EAT SHIT YOU RETARD.

I think she is super sexy... these pics arnt the best but she is definatley hot. I would turn les for her !!!!!!!!!

Fuck you wiseman.

Holes, hoes, hos, ho.

Abi, when are you going to get a mold done of your breasts and your nasty holes, hoes, hos and ho, so I can order them online? I'd pay $39.95 for each, or $129.95 for the whole set (USD of course). Until that day, what's your home address so I can send you a mold of my 2 cm erect hairy penis. You can use it as a paper weight.

Great....now I gotta go home and watch her video tonight....

That is what all washed up presenters should do. Go out with a bang. Too bad she did not want to take her cloth off when she was young, hot and firm. Now that she is older, and fat (look at her stomach in the 2nd picture), she want to make some cash before she gets replaced by some young hot thang at her job.

abi do apart three and then a step four.. :)

i hope the bastardly getting people with media profiles to pop in/write continues... :)

Big Papi, if you do watch the vid, do a review (a technical sex video review) and we'll post it up. screen caps are welcome, but make we'll bleap out the naughty stuff in order to make it PG-13

Fuck that PG 13 thats all I see at home. Tits , ass , pubic regions, brief nudity, full frontal , we want it all Papi , let the good stuff slip through Moe.

You people don't need some stripper making more money off of you than you can probably scrape together. Stop wasting time trying to please this certain persona you are targeting, becuase you are totaly upsetting me. This girl sucks. And trust me... I like a pretty chick. We don't, the feed readers, want someone else filling gaps of content unless its relevant to hot chics and chic bashing. She's getting bashed in my opinion.

Anyone taking it all off and writing multiple paragraphs correlated just isn't right. C'mon I read her sh!t and it sucked. Your yellow comments on images blow her away. She's boring. We want funny, sarcastic, jealous, bitchy, emotional... Get her out ASAP.

She sucks. Everybody else you show is wearing clothes on a red carpet and she is whoring it up... mmmm different demographic. Think about the work crew. Nudies are out.

in the words of that great...ah, F it...i'd pee in her butt...LOL

SHE AINT BAD SHE LOOKS HOT NAKED. SHES MOS DEF N OPPURTUNISTIC WHORE WIT THAT 'I HAV SEX TAPES AND IT MADE PARIS AND PAMMY FAMOUS' ATTITUDE. I WAS GONNA FIRE OFF SOME KNUCKLE CHILDREN TO THESE SHOTS, BUT NOW ID JUST FEEL LIKE IT WAS A WASTE OF FUCKIN TIME. THEREFORE, IM GOING TO FIND PIX OF LIMA AND BECKENSDALE ON THE BASTARDLY. HEY, SORRY, THIS SITE IS FUCKIN TIGHT!

http://www.totallytitmuss.com/videos.htm

Here's my contribution for today. her preview vid.

dsfsdfsd sfgsf efgsf

http://www.JoDeeMessina.com/iboard/index.php?showtopic=3756&st=0&

Hehehe,she said sacked. Media whore.

I don't know, I think she's kinda sexy. I like her better naked though.

[...] Abi Titmuss is half-nakedly writing another post in a bastardly way. (Bastardly) [...]

Yes yes....................nice blonde slut. Would get fucked like the cheap ho she really is.

I agree, i want a 20 sec. loop as payment for reading this blog! ;p

Shut the fuck up Wiseman.

So when is it gonna be "old news" for these celebs to promote or market themselves as Hoes??? I mean cutting intentional sex videos or purposing placing images of you with a c**k in you mouth does what short of get a perverted society fawning for more??? Dont get me wrong, I am fond of my porn, my sex life with my GF. but I keep it where it belongs; at home and private.

It is like 18lilyspryte said. "again I will pass on selling my soul and dignity for a bit of cash and vague trashy recognition. shut up and move on already, this bitch is completely stupid and vacant."

It is truely sad that impressionistic young girls are going to see, and admire this tripe and take it one step further when they are of age.

Buck Nasty...........My mistake you're eating a dick, but do eat shit later.

So, has anything interesting happened lately on the Bastardly? This sure as shit ain't it. 'Ooo, look at me, I'm Abi Titmuss. I haven't done any thing intersting with my life. I got lucky and got a on T.V. But, shh, don't tell anyone. I'll pretend like I planned on being a skeazy opportunistic whore. Like me, please.' NEXT!

p.s. had to use that one just once Big Papi...respect...

Hey MAGNUM/FAGNUM........................You must be a nasty fag. Yes its true, what she says might not be taken seriously, but there is one thing that should be taken seriously, that is that she is a cheap blonde slut that would get used and abused.
Oh yeah gay boy, keep on wanking off to the legend Michael Jackson.

Oops. Minor grammatical error. Oh, well. Whats on T.V.?