Bastardly Body Double: Jessica Alba & Erika

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the bastardly body double

i 2nd what senin said

Jessica Alba is a bi*ch. American's are prudes? You're a prude, idiot!

Dave, I just removed your subscription.

Erika, don't take it as a compliment when people tell u that you look like her. she's just another talentless, stuck up ho, who thinks that she's doing a favor to photogs and fans by prancing around, not giving autographs and looking like she's got something up her a*s at all times. smile b*tch. You're lucky that anybody is paying any attention to you.

thanks Moe

What's the difference between BLOTD and BBD? Other than you get more pictures with the BBD.

Jessica Alba is f*%kin hottt!! That Erika doesn't come close to J.Alba's looks and body..don't get me wrong Erika is looking fine too.

HOE please, you loook nothing like Alba....ok, I am not trying to be mean but ......you look a little bit like herpes.....

Pretty, but she doesn't look a thing like Alba.

similarity rating: 6.9 of 10. You gots more meat. One or two of the pics comparison you look better cuz Alba has too much makeup or is too skeletal. Cuteness rating: 7. Looks: 6.4.

Now how's about sending in some biki photos?

^^ bikini photos. the keys on my keyboard are stuck with white goo.

PS.

Trannys are the only other types of people that want to look like anyone else, oh that and losers.

You don't look a damn thing like her. Let me guess, people tell you how much you look like Jessica Alba right after you ask them "Hey, do you think I look like Jessica Alba?" and then stare at them with big wide eyes that look as though they are on the verge of flowing with tears at the slightest hint of dissapointment? Yeah, that's what I thought. That aside, you are pretty damn hot. The real question is, do you **** like Jessica Alba.

her friend on page 2 is pretty damn hot!

What prescription eye glasses do you wear Moe? Did you forget them at home? Sipping a little too much from that bottle in your desk.

naaa... maybe... but closer to piper parebo....

http://www.iconlandia.it/straniere/big/piper_perabo/piper_perabo_031.jpg

shes cute, but she is no jessica alba

If she looks like Jessica Alba, then Paris "Bird Nose"Hilton looks like a young Grace Kelly.
Sorry, but I just don't see it.

hmm. nice-ish face. not so much alba like. too bad about the chub in the middle.

i think she's hot. not alba though. i'm so happy to see non ugly chicks on this site

Erika you are better looking IMO then Jessica Alba. I really don't see what the big deal is with this chick to be honest. Over fucking rated.

Fuck you Wiseman.Walker neither one of the broads would piss on you if your fancy boy balls were on fire.Dumbass.

I think this girl looks great! She only said she resembles her, and to a certain extent, she kind of does. Damn, don't you people ever read the few sentences put in to each picture posting, or is that too much effort for you?

Ok, on to the next point, Erika, you....look.... fantastic! You have pretty shaped eyes and a wonderful smile! And, there is nothing wrong with your body, you have great curves! The only thing I would suggest is getting a few extra layers in your hair to reduce some of the bulking around the face, and experiment with different parts in your hair. But seriously, I think you look better than J. Alba, especially given the fact that you don't have a group of makeup/hair/clothing stylists and personal trainers following you to make sure you look perfect at any given moment. Rock on!

Erika only WISHES she was a hot as Jessica. If she wasn't some egomaniac broad like I suspect she is, I'd let her lick my dick clean after I fucked Jessica's virgin ass.

i second denmark. lose that baby fat. you can do it!

Hmmmm.... I've looked at all the pages and I've been forcing myself trying to look for a ressemblance, and quite frankly I can't find any. That said, maybe with some Silver Patron or some Hennessy (preferably Henny, because tequila makes my head hot), it would be a different story.

Conclusion: Doesn't look anything like Alba, but Erika is very very pretty. Hell, drunk or not, she sure is fine as hell. So my rating would be, at least 80% sober, and probably in the rounds of a 90% fucked up, I'm talking about, I just drank half a bottle of Hennessy, fucked up.

Pg12 ruined my semi lob....this chick looks more like Vida Guerra to me....chubby face, not so attractive arms...big black guys....

Jessica is gorgeous!!!!
Now...you don't look like her. Mostly, because you don't have her eyes and the eyes are the most defining feature in a person's face. And she has a much better body.
But, don't get me wrong, you're beautiful. You have your own looks and you're hot too. That's much better than looking like someone else. I am happy to see a good looking girl for once, as well. If you went for BLOTD, you would've been my favorite up until know!=)

And yeah your friend's hot too.

erika in some pics there's a little similarity w/the mouth, but your face actually looks more like a combo of vida guerra(esp. the doe eyes) & mya(which ain't a bad deal either)...your bod is definitely sexable too, although you're a bit curvier in the torso(and i DON'T mean fat either)...but a suggestion when doing something along these lines again in the future, NO BOYFRIEND PICS incl. & some more racy ones please...this is the bastardly after all...

ummmmm...
WANTING to look like someone and copiously studying the way they pose and smile WILL NOT make you look like them. It will just make you look more like a mor -on

This girl is cute. Don't listen to these morons. Of course you don't look exactly like miss Alba, but you should be happy to just be above average looking.

I have something I'd like to layer in her hair.

I don't know how you guys failed to see it!
Her sad eyes, straight-line eyebrows, tiny nose, and full lips make her look a lot like Alba.
This girl's cute too..

Shes no Jessica Alba and her friend on page 2 is hotter...even anorexic Alba>>>Erika...

But thats irrelevant god...I'll still smash and have my way with her face, you feel me.

bahaha dream on! Also not enough body shots. Jessica's body is banging and if you're a "body double" you should provide more BODY SHOTS.

i see it.

what the fuck? why would anyone be so stupid to compare themselves to someone as hot as jessica alba and actually post pics of themself next to her pics? thats like asking for insults. how embarassing but i'll give you props for being gutsy.
oh wait , no i wont, cause you need to get a fucking life and stop taking 44775859 pictures of yourself! who does that?? i mean, who has pics of... themself? its one thing to look in the mirror a lot, but pictures of yourself in stupid poses?

Jessica Alba is a dirty half-breed overrated nasty mexican white trash hoe.

her eyes are a little wide and slope downwards at the outer corners, otherwise she would've resembled JA a lot more. she looks better from the side as her nose is a little long.

"People tell me I look like Jessica Alba."

People tell you that so they can get into your pants and pretend they're bangin' Alba. I know I would.

Wow you're really gorgeous! If you did Bastardly lady of the day I reckon you'd be one of those rare girls that gets more good comments than bad! I see a slight resemblance with you and Jess. The old Jess, the one that was ghetto and pretty, and didn't act like a prancing hypocritical diva. And had an actual ass on her instead of looking like a sack of bones. But you look a lot like someone else, I'm not sure who it is but you do resemble another lady a lot more.

ur pretty and you do kinda look like her i guess its the glow and the same hair.. you would look more like her if you lost some weight no offence cuz shes dam ass skinny now

Hi everyone! I've enjoyed everyone's comments on here. For those of you who said I need to lose weight, I already have. I've lost about 8 lbs since those photos. I am still working on getting my body into better shape as I'm sure alot of us are. I would like to thank those of you who have been nice. I already knew what to expect when I put my pics here as I have seen other comments about other girls on here. I enjoy and appreciate everyone's comments, good or bad. I think this is kinda cool and fun.
Thanks a bunch!
Erika

hey Erika, fuck off you Do NOT need to lose weight! You're beautiful as you are in all seriousness, you are the perfect size, not too skinny not fat at all..just right!
anymore weight and you'll be eeew...jessicas gettinga bit too skinny of late.
I dont think u look much like her, its just the hair and yeh the glow, but ur beautiful nonetheless :)

that girl is way hot, who cares about stick figure Alba?

Gross Mexicans, don't look alike, but neither are gorgeous anyway.

hahahhahha are you serious?
this girl looks nothing like her.!!
Jessica is so preety, and this other girl,_____ no comment.
Ive seen girls that really do look like Jessica , and this girl doesnt even come close. Besides shes fat!
hahaha

shes not fat...shes normal. jessicas the one who needs to gain back some weight.

Erika, you are VERY beautiful and charismatic. But stop it trying to be Jessica Alba! Even a blind guy would see, that you trying hard to look like her, but why????? You are beautiful, totally! So be yourself, not alba

YOU ARE VERY PRETTY!! ppl say i look like her :P *rolls eyes* but i'm half filipino not mexican *shrugs* keep it up hun ur gorgeous!

They're both gorgeous, buuut I don't think she looks much like Jessica.

LMFAO
LOOK AT ME
IM ALBA
IM UGLY AS HELL
haha
IM SOO GAY
I HAVE LOW SELF-esteem
and for a good reason

i need layers of makeup
and layers and layers of airbrushing etc
and PHOTOSHOP
:)

Okay people calling Erika ugly are just plain crude. She isn't ugly. She needs to lay off the black eye liner though, softer eyes are prettier eyes. As far as the Alba connection, I don't see it. She has the pose down and a friendly smile but no other specific resemblance. I mean if I saw her walking down the street I wouldn't mix the two up. As for the Alba pictures here, she actually looks really good, more meat on her bones and it makes her look much nicer. Oh well.

You are pretty but your face is much fuller than Alba's.
*downs shot of tequila*
*repeats*
Now I see it.

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=== eh. Kind of. That's when Jessica was younger and when she had more meat on her. Right now, she's doing the skin and bones look. She's got monsterously wide shoulders now, too.

Page 9 the lips and eyebrows look the same, but sorry honey, you're no where near as gorgeous as Jessica Alba.

i think you look like her and have an amazing smile, will you go out with me?

From what I gather the "bastards" here on this thread tend to disagree with you whatever your name is (the chick who wants to look like another). Here is a pointer, wanting to look like someone else is like taking your soul and crumpling it up and throwing it in a shredder. Why try to look like anyone? I mean, its one thing to be similar in certain ways (i.e. being the same ethnicity and height) but when you go out of your way to change your hair, make-up ,and dress well there is only one word to describe that, PATHETIC.
Now if you excuse me I am off to perform the Greatest Hits of Elvis, and as you probably guessed these damn jump suits are bitch to put on, not to mention that pasting these damn side burns are annoying as hell.

um let me see how to put this delicately... GET YOUR JAW WIRED SHUT AND LOSE 25 POUNDS. then re-submit pics.

No, she looks like Vida Guerra.

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=== um, senin, yeah she is a b*tch. There is video of her being her stuck-up bi*chy self, and also the comments in interviews helps to sum up her b*tchiness. Next.

jessica was 84023498x better looking back then before she became the skinny flat ass she is today.

Oh shut the fuck up. Jessica isn't even half as gorgeous as that Balti chick or Adriana. Nasty chimpunk ana hasbeen.

I don't think so...but you are you. Don't easy to believe what people comment about your looks.

lose 25lbs? man are you for real? she looks great, her legs on page 6 are already skinny, if she dropped 25lbs she would be non-existant looking.........
she looks alittle like jessica alba and i think her body is fine.shes not fat and looks like she healthy............and actually eats.......
i agree with what lilyspryte said, concidering your a normal person with out the "extra" help celebs get, you on a very very good track..........

argh
damnit i didnt want to subcribe

Sorry, there is no resemblance.

Erika, you are HOT!!!

Not only that, you are much more accessible then Jessica. Therefore, will you come over and tweak Crackheads nipples?

Thank you!!!

Walker:
Like you actually met Jessica Alba,
had a conversation with her and therefore
determined that she is a bitch...
Right.

There's only one way I can be sure if they truly are similar and it involves both of them anally.

You people saying this girl is ugly, do everyone else without envy a favor and shut up. She is very pretty. I don't even see what the big deal is with Jessica Alba...she's boring looking and this girl I personally think is beautiful. When I saw her I thought she was more beautiful and considering she's not photoshopped like Miss Alba...what a joke she is...she's so stupid!! You are a beautiful woman...don't change yourself...these guys are just jealous because they know they couldn't even have a gorgeous girl like you who's not even a celebrity much less an actual one...they are just confused. I wouldn't trust the opinion of these drunken losers but more the sober and sharp opinion of well...ME!! Some of your pictures were very catchy...you stood out more than Jessica in some of them and you look so wholesome. Anyways...people are stupid and mean and jealous. Have fun.

jessica is a very gorgeous eye candy in this industry.
and not getting on ur looks or anything, pretty but ABSOLUTELY nothing like her. if you want to try and get her look try to split ur hair differently and try to change ur wardrobe

ugh......look like twins!

the only reason i looked at all the pictures was for j.a.

I was looking for Jessica Alba pics and came across this post... Erika, you are beautiful. A total babe. Love your long hair and natural make-up. You have a little ressemblance to Jessica but you don't look exactly like her, which is not a bad thing. You're beautiful in your own unique way!