Bastardly Breaking News! Anna Kournikova checks for genital herpes!



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when you are knowingly sleeping with a man named "Enrique" herpes happens. I mean all the anal sex he gives to men, you would think he is bound to give you some happy suprise!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:32am
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whoa!! Jeeze, Anna, you can't just do that out in public!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 9:36am
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She's looking for the rest of her fifteen minutes. Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick, ding times up. Next!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:18am
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It's either sand crabs, crabs or she likes talking to her genitals... which is perfectly normal. I talk to little Gus and the two round grandkids, Harry and Harry II all the time.

Just catch the Herpez. Once you got it, getting again doesn't mean a thing. You can spread the love like Paris to all her bastardly friends.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:36am
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My 7 year old son has a bigger ass.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:54am
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Some comparisons BN are just very wrong :)

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:07am
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she has a great body.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:14am
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I'd chomp that little slice of hers, but Enrique probably already greased it all up. Nice slut stamp on her back...I guess that's the "aim here" zone.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:17am
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Aren't these pics months old?

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:44am
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these are very old!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 12:55pm
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someone give this chick a dick so we can move on to the next slut...

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:05pm
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I photoshopped a tiny penis on that photo, but I guess Moe's servers rejects all ladyboy photo uploads automatically.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 1:23pm
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I'd bang the entire Eglasias family if it would get me a piece of Anna. Dayum!!

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 2:23pm
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She has a great body, but i not a big fan of the tat.... :(

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 3:28pm
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Tattoos on chicks just cheapens them.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 3:50pm
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Celebs love doing that when they're in public, for some reason.
She does have a great body. And when a woman bends like this, any woman, her ass always looks kind of flat. Cause Anna she sure has one:
http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/annak055.jpg
http://m90.org/paparazzi/Nov1/annak056.jpg

I hope your 7 year old son doesn't have more than that, cause then...that would just be disturbing.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 8:45pm
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That is an ancient pic, but still interesting.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 11:24pm
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you guys are a bunch of fu%$@ ass w%$pes!!

Sunday, January 14th, 2007 @ 2:54pm
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She's just trying to remember if she shaved

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 @ 3:26am
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No one is going to check for herpes while enjoying a day on the beach. Idiots. Medically speaking, they usually occur on women where she would have to look down there with a mirror, near the actual vaginal opening. I guess most Americans are just too gullible and will believe anything.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 12:18am
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Wednesday, January 16th, 2008 @ 8:21am
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But I do like her workout video. Maybe some day I will watch it with my pants on.

Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 @ 10:20am
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Also, herpes aren't bumps, they're ulcers! Honestly people, just because someone looks at themselves doesn't mean they have an STD. One dumbass says "OH, she has herpes! WHY else would she be looking at her crotch?" then the rest say, "Holy shit, it MUST be true then if one person said it!". Plus, it's not like she's on a beach and sand couldn't have gotten in her swimsuit. I'm just annoyed at how ignorant people are. No wonder why other countries hate us.

Monday, August 27th, 2007 @ 12:23am
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